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Wowww! Thanks for all the nice reviews! You people are reviewing faster than I can respond!
Sorry for the delay. But this chapter is long-ish. So... yeah. It has Sylar and Candace going on an IM date, which doesn't quite go as planned... but then again, how would they possibly have planned it to go in the first place?
Spot the Seinfeld reference and win confidence!
NoahsArk123 has signed on
FryingMan has signed on
ManNurse30 has signed on
InvisibleManC has signed on
CheerleaderInTexas has signed on
MohinderSuresh has signed on
CheerleaderInTexas: Hi dad!!!
NoahsArk123: Hello, Claire Bear!
MohinderSuresh: Isn't that nice?
ManNurse30: It really is cute.
FryingMan: It's so cute I think I'm going to vomit chibi glitter pony figurines.
CheerleaderInTexas: Not a little bitter, are we Nathan?
HaitianMan: EXCUSE ME! You are all being rude! Did it ever occur to you that there are people in here who are TRYING to go on an IM date?!
Ditto: SERIOUSLY.
NoahsArk123: Hey, wait a minute! HaitianMan, you're talking!
HaitianMan: Indeed.
BoomGoesThePeter02: A real Holmes here.
Ditto: LOL
NoahsArk123: WTF! You won't talk to me!
HaitianMan: I won't.
NoahsArk123: …
NoahsArk123: WHY NOT?
HaitianMan: Because you're either angsting or boring.
Ditto: OOOOOOH
BoomGoesThePeter02: p0wnage.
InvisibleManC: Burn, baby, burn!!!
BoomGoesThePeter02: AS I WAS SAYING…
BoomGoesThePeter02: …BEFORE I WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED BY PEOPLE TALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY INSTANT MESSAGING DATE…
BoomGoesThePeter02: Ditto, you didn't let me know yet if that was the real you we see all the time.
Ditto: And I'm still not going to tell you.
BoomGoesThePeter02: If we want to continue dating, we should be honest with each other.
Ditto: Who says we want to continue dating? This is the first date, keep your pants on, Eager McBeaverection.
BoomGoesThePeter02: Your words are sharp and slice at me like terrible memories of me murdering my own mother and the nightmares that followed.
BoomGoesThePeter02: It's kinda sexy…
Ditto: YOU'RE the sexy one when you talk psychotic. But you're right, I'm still sexy, too.
ManNurse30: Villian porn? Ewww.
NoahsArk123: Claire, maybe you should leave.
CheerleaderInTexas: Oh, c'mon, Dad…
FryingMan: Claire, I say stay as long as you want to!!!
NoahsArk123: Oh, is that how you want to play?
CheerleaderInTexas: Oooh! Am I going to get stuff out of this:D
HaitianMan: HEY! Quit being rude and please leave! You may continue your discussion later! I have made friends in these villainous characters and I intend to defend them!
MohinderSuresh: YES
MohinderSuresh: YES!
InvisibleManC: No.
Ditto: Error Code 101, Suresh Style.
MohinderSuresh: YES!!!
ManNurse30: Are you okay, Mohinder?
MohinderSuresh: FINALLY, A WAY TO GET MY REVENGE!
MohinderSuresh: SYLAR, I WILL! RUIN YOUR DATE!!!
BoomGoesThePeter02: AAH, Suresh! Nooo! Please don't ruin something intangible that I can do again any time I want!
Ditto: LOL. Hey Sylar, tell Nathan where you are right now… it is so LULZ
BoomGoesThePeter02: Good idea. By the way, Nathan, you should really think about updating the furniture in your office. It's so… so…
ManNurse30: So 'last year's Pottery Barn'?
BoomGoesThePeter02: Yes.
FryingMan: WHAT?! DO YOU MEAN?!
MohinderSuresh: GKOKLFDFNHUCFDCKMKKCDHHNJDjjjjkkkkk
HaitianMan: You are acting like a child!
InvisibleManC: This would be amusing if I didn't have an IV dripping Funny Fluid in my arm.
ManNurse30: Eh?!
InvisibleManC: Funny fluid. It makes things funnier than before.
FryingMan: Wait wait wait. What about my office, Sylar?!
Ditto: He's in it. That's hot.
BoomGoesThePeter02: I feel good about myself. Nathan, what can I telekinetically pull apart to make you feel pain?
Ditto: t3h love
Nathan: Nooo…
BoomGoesThePeter02: How about this PICTURE OF YOUR MOTHER?
Nathan: Pfft, I say! Pfft! The only thing that will come out of me from you murdering my mother is undying gratitude and pure glee.
ManNurse30: OH! NATHAN!!!
InvisibleManC: Heh heh heh…
MohinderSuresh: fdjhj87f5488ukucf7vkckv5klckikjfkdgik5
SuperHiro1 has signed on
SuperHiro1: This is my first time on without Ando…
SuperHiro1: I am… hesitant.
HaitianMan: HEY! OH, COME ON!
BoomGoesThePeter02: Yeah, this is getting annoying. Everyone but Nathan should leave.
Ditto: Yeah, torturing Nathan is fun.
SuperHiro1: One day you will be brought down!
CheerleaderInTexas: Can I help bring down the forces? (:
SuperHiro1: Most certainly! Ando and I could use indestructible cheerleader! Ando will be pleased.
CheerleaderInTexas: Cool!
NoahsArk123: Now, wait just a second, Claire…
SuperHiro1: Ando says you are nice piece.
NoahsArk123: Pardon?! Claire, I do not permit you to travel with Ando and Hiro!
FryingMan: CLAIRE I SAY TRAVEL WITH THEM TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT
SuperHiro1: Why are Noahs and Frying arguing like vegetables in heavy traffic?
CheerleaderInTexas: ...???
InvisibleManC: SUPERLOL!
Ditto: I know what you mean…
BoomGoesThePeter02: God bless you, Hiro.
Ditto: LULZ
InvisibleManC: 'God bless you'? Oh. 'You're sooo good-looking…'
FryingMan: Hiro, you really need to check your translator software for bugs.
HaitianMan: Okay, I've had enough of this!
HaitianMan: …
HaitianMan: Should be taking effect soon…
ManNurse30: Like… whoa. When did I go online?
ManNurse30 has signed off
MohinderSuresh: What the…?! How'd I get online? Am I drunk?!
MohinderSuresh has signed off
CheerleaderInTexas: What am I doing online? I have cheerleading practice to do with Zack!
CheerleaderInTexas has signed off
InvisibleManC: Uh… Peter?
SuperHiro1: What was I going just now? Where is Ando?
InvisibleManC has signed off
SuperHiro1 has signed off
FryingMan: Uweh??!!
HaitianMan: Sylar, Ditto, I left Nathan alone like you wanted.
BoomGoesThePeter02: Thank you. (:
Ditto: Oh snap!
NoahsArk123: What in blue blazes just happened?! I saw a handprint flash on the computer, and then everybody started signing off and acting funny!
HaitianMan: My short term memory wipe didn't work on you! I wonder if it's because I've done it so many times…
NoahsArk123: WHAT?!
CheerleaderInTexas has signed on
CheerleaderInTexas: OMG DADDY HELLLP!
CheerleaderInTexas: I'M CAPTURED BY CANNIBALS
NoahsArk123: UWAH!!!
CheerleaderInTexas: I'M IN DETROIT
NoahsArk123: I'LL GO BOARD THE FIRST PLANE TO DETROIT! I'LL SAVE YOU! NATHAN WOULD NEVER SAVE YOU, HE'S NOT LOVING LIKE I AM!!!
FryingMan: HEY!!! I'M PLENTY LOVING BUT SOMEONE'S IN MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
CheerleaderInTexas: HURRY THEY'RE PUTTING SEASONING ON ME
CheerleaderInTexas: AND GREY POUPON
NoahsArk123 has signed off
CheerleaderInTexas has signed off
Ditto: Well, that was easy.
BoomGoesThePeter02: You mean that whole thing was an illusion?
Ditto: Yup.
BoomGoesThePeter02: Sweeeeet.
FryingMan: Oh, my head.
BoomGoesThePeter02: Nathan, I believe the correct term is 'Oh, my file cabinet'.
FryingMan: LEAVE THE FILE CABINET ALONE IT HASN'T DONE ANYTHING!!!
Ditto: This date is fun.
HaitianMan: Oh, hell yes.