Disclaimer: I do not own "Heroes". Believe it.

Ohemefgee! This fic has reached over 10,000 hits!!! That's awesome! Thanks to everybody who made this possible by maybe reading it but definitely at least clicking on it! And thanks to my cowriter, avatarjk137, and my beta, ricco-the-penguin!

I think I'll do a couple of special chapters to celebrate. Maybe Dead Character Day and Minor Character Day. Anyway, Dead Character Day is a definite go, so you can look forward to getting a chapter sometime soon with Isaac, Ted, Charlie, and any others I may think of!

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InvisibleManC: 'Sup.

ManNurse30: 'Sup.

InvisibleManC: 'Sup is short for 'what's up'. I asked you a question, you fool. Answer it, don't ask me another question. So what's up?

ManNurse30: Nathan.

InvisibleManC: I suppose that makes sense.

ManNurse30: How is it in the lab? I wish I knew where it was.

InvisibleManC: It's very… not colorful. But when was I ever one for color?

ManNurse30: You were always one for pigeons, though!

InvisibleManC: …

InvisibleManC: Sometimes you really piss me off just by existing, you know that?

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ManNurse30!!!

ManNurse30: NATHAN!

InvisibleManC: You sound like you should say "My arch nemesis!" next, Peter.

ManNurse30: My arch brother! And others!!!

InvisibleManC: Ha ha ha…

FryingMan: Peter, Mom's decided to employ the others and me to supervise you're online time now.

ManNurse30: What? WHY?

FryingMan: She said ever since you've been online chatting frequently like this, you've had to use the 'Whoopsie-Daisy bucket' in the nighttime for the first time in a year.

GoodCopBadCop99: Heh heh…

InvisibleManC: THE WHOOPSIE-DAISY BUCKET? DOES THAT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS?!

GeniousBoy01101: Ohhh wow.

ManNurse30: Well… why is Micah on, then?!

InvisibleManC: He's manlier than you are! HA!

ManNurse30: I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.

InvisibleManC: No, you actually can't.

ManNurse30: I wouldn't be talking, Claude. You're the one who pushed me off a building.

InvisibleManC: Why didn't you fly away?

ManNurse30: IT'S CALLED EMOTIONAL DISTRESS, YOU KNOW!

FryingMan: You two have grown quite close. An interesting friendship.

GeniousBoy01101: Molly and I are friends now but she never pushes me off of any buildings.

InvisibleManC: We have no choice but to grow close. We know each other fairly well by now, he's my only hopes of ever escaping this uni-colored place, and this 'lifted' laptop is my only connection to the outside world.

ManNurse30: he pretty much hit the nail on the head.

InvisibleManC: Pause…

InvisibleManC: I take it back…

InvisibleManC: This is interesting… it appears I have a roommate now.

ManNurse30: Cool. What's he like?

ManNurse30: …

ManNurse30: Claude?

GeniousBoy01101: Maybe he's typing up a description.

InvisibleManC: UH… PETER?!

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ManNurse30: OMFG!

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BoomGoesThePeter02: Peter, your friend Claude needs to work on his sharing skills.

ManNurse30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ManNurse30: IT'S SYLAR!!!!!!

FryingMan: No shit, Sherlock.

GoodCopBadCop99: Listen Sylar, I'm a former cop!

BoomGoesThePeter02: Not in here you're not.

Ditto: Sylar! Why you all locked up n' stuff?

GeniousBoy01101: AAGH! IT'S YOU!

Ditto: HIDING IN THE SHADOWS, BABY!

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BoomGoesThePeter02: They caught me, Ditto.

BoomGoesThePeter02: Not that it'll matter… I'll find a way out of here.

Ditto: Screw that, I'll just convince my boss to let you out.

ManNurse30: BELAY THIS!

BoomGoesThePeter02: …Belay what?

ManNurse30: SYLAR, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR EVILDOING!

GoodCopBadCop99: Boy, I'm reading your mind, and I do not like what comes next…

Ditto: Heh heh.

ManNurse30: BEWARE MY POWER!

FryingMan: It's actually powers plural, since you and Sylar can't seem to decide on one.

ManNurse30: FOR I AM

GoodCopBadCop99: Don't say it. They'll laugh.

ManNurse30: SUPEREMO TO THE RECUE!!!

Ditto: OMFGWTFIMOSTFUROFLOL!!!!!!!

BoomGoesThePeter02: …Super… Emo? Now there's a power I don't want to steal.

ManNurse30: I WILL SAVE CLAUDE! AND THE REST OF THE WORLD! FROM VILLAINS! ESPECIALLY SYLAR!

BoomGoesThePeter02: You can't even save the world from yourself.

FryingMan: You hit him where it hurts. Hey Peter, your catchphrase should be "I hurt myself to feel alive!"

GoodCopBadCop99: Or maybe "All the power of Superman without the confidence!"

Ditto: I like that one. That'll be his catchphrase.

GoodCopBadCop99: Wait, doesn't he have to say it for it to become his catchphrase.

Ditto: …Guess not.

BoomGoesThePeter02: Invisibility seems like suuuch a cooool pooowerrr…

FryingMan: Now you're just baiting him.

ManNurse30: BY THE POWERS OF THE EMO WITHIN ME, I SAY NAY!

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BoomGoesThePeter02: You don't think he'll actually try to find me, will he? He doesn't even know where I am.

GoodCopBadCop99: My head hurts. More than usual.

FryingMan: Hang on. We're in the same household. He's' running around, I'll be right back and I'll tell you what he does.

FryingMan has gone away

GoodCopBadCop99: If Peter was supposed to save us all, I no longer have hope for humanity.

Ditto: Oh, Nathaaaan…

FryingMan's Away Message: "Oh man this is hilarious!"

FryingMan has come back

FryingMan: Okay, I'll give you a summary of what he just did!

BoomGoesThePeter02: We're listening!

FryingMan: First, he tied a towel around his neck like a cape, then ran around the house with his arms out in front of him.

GoodCopBadCop99: Can't he fly…?

FryingMan: I'm getting to that.

FryingMan: Then after just running, running, running around, he flew right through the second floor AND the roof, making a huge hole.

Ditto: LOL!

BoomGoesThePeter02: I know, right?!

FryingMan: Wait! I'm not done!

GoodCopBadCop99: Oh, wow…

FryingMan: Then he TELEPORTED back in, said superemos use windows, and went crashing through the window instead!

Ditto: AAAAAGHLULZ!

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BoomGoesThePeter02: Who now?

GoodCopBadCop99: STRANGER DANGER!

FryingMan: …Mother! (:

FryingMan: Hi! (:

BehindEveryGreatMan: Nathan.

FryingMan: Yes, mother? (: (: (:

BehindEveryGreatMan: You are on the first floor. I am on the second.

FryingMan: This is true. (:

BehindEveryGreatMan: Why is there a large hole in the middle of the hallway?

FryingMan: I'm certain I have no idea what you're talking about. (:

BoomGoesThePeter02: Nathan told us Peter went flying through the ceiling to rescue his friend. From what, I have no idea…

BoomGoesThePeter02: (:

Ditto: Oh, and by the way, he also said he dared Peter to do it.

BehindEveryGreatMan: I'm coming to talk to you, Nathan.

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FryingMan: OH NO WAY IN HELL AM I STICKING AROUND

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Ditto: Haaa haaa haaa…

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MohinderSuresh: …

BoomGoesThePeter02: …

MohinderSuresh: We never talk anymore.

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MohinderSuresh: Why does this always happen to me?