Disclaimer: I own very little within. This is usually the part where people start screaming.

Welcome to the New Season Special!

I know I promised you guys a Dead Character Chapter and Minor Character Chapter. Don't worry; I still plan on making those. I just decided to get this one done before we get too far in the new season. Also, I wanted to let you know that I will be including some more regular characters in the other two special chapters.

Just informing you.

Also... HOW badass was Sylar's new season entry?! He's still our Sylar! But so much for that Sylar/Candace pairing I'm trying to pull off. (;

Also, extra credit if you can guess where Nathan's Milwaukee line is from. And more if you can guess from what I gave you who the new HighAsAKite is (shouldn't be that hard).

FryingMan has signed on

FryingMan: This sucks.

ManNurse30 has signed on

ManNurse30: What's this?

FryingMan: PETER!!!!!!!!!

FryingMan: BARK TWICE IF YOU'RE IN MILWAUKEE!

ManNurse30: I don't know you.

FryingMan: Okay, okay, I get it. I'll shave.

ManNurse30: What?

Ditto has signed on

Ditto: I have NOTHING to do.

Ditto: Just ranting.

Ditto: 'Kay, bye.

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ManNurse30: Who was that?

ICanSeeYou has signed on

ICanSeeYou: I swear, having two overprotective fathers is not all it's cracked up to be.

FryingMan: It's not cracked up to be much.

ICanSeeYou: Exactly.

FryingMan: So… Mohinder and Matt. Who wears the pants in that relationship?

ICanSeeYou: I do.

ManNurse30: I'm so confused!!!

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MohinderSuresh: ISAAC?
HighAsAKite: Who?

MohinderSuresh: Oh, guess not, never mind.

ICanSeeYou: Oh no!

GoodCopBadCop99: What's wrong, Molly?

GoodCopBadCop99: Maybe you should leave, Mohinder. You're obviously stressing her out.

MohinderSuresh: Pfft. You're the nag.

MohinderSuresh: Oh. By the way, did you pick up the groceries?

GoodCopBadCop99: No! I'll do it later!

ICanSeeYou: This is perhaps the most embarrassing thing to happen to me since… I don't know what.

MohinderSuresh: Can you do me a favor and get my dry cleaning too?

GoodCopBadCop99: Fine, whatever. Now be quiet and let me talk to Molly!

FryingMan: Riiiight.

MohinderSuresh: Do you see the way he talks to me?

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BoomGoesThePeter02: Oh damn, you have no idea the hell I went to get this laptop!

FryingMan: YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?

BoomGoesThePeter02: I wouldn't be talking. You blew up.

ManNurse30: My brain hurts.

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BoomGoesThePeter02: Did somebody say brains?

Ditto has signed on

Ditto: SYLAR.

BoomGoesThePeter02: Ohhh. Sheep.

GoodCopBadCop99: Sounds like someone's in the doghouse. (:

GoodCopBadCop99: You two in a relationship?

BoomGoesThePeter02: …Yes…

Ditto: Okay, I'll just wait.

GoodCopBadCop99: So what'd you do? I may be able to help you out, I've been there, done that. Trust me.

BoomGoesThePeter02: I murdered her, opening her skull and peeking around, in hopes of stealing her powers.

Ditto: Damn straight.

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FryingMan: Can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. (:

HighAsAKite: Is this what you guys do all day?

HighAsAKite: I mean, after your medieval torture pedicures. ;)

CheerleaderInTexas: Oh, shut UP! ;D

Ditto: Me barf.

ManNurse30: What's going ooooonnnn?

SuperAndo2: Life isn't as fun without Hiro around.

BoomGoesThePeter02: Yeah, nobody STABBING me and… how long have you been on?

SuperAndo2: a week or two. I have NO life without Hiro. And living through his dad instead didn't work out.

Ditto: If you all would kindly shut up for a minute, I need to talk to Sylar.

BoomGoesThePeter02: I know this may get me slapped eventually, but, shouldn't you be dead?

Ditto: It was an illusion.

BoomGoesThePeter02: NO WAY.

Ditto: Yes effing way.

BoomGoesThePeter02: How?!

Ditto: I made you see that you killed me and everything went the way you wanted it to until my/your powers didn't work. Do you really think, with my powers and a psycho killer like YOU in the room, I'd actually be exactly where I let you perceive me?

Ditto: A sword through your spine tends to screw things up, or DID I NOT TRY TO TELL YOU THAT?

BoomGoesThePeter02: So if you're alive, where are you?

Ditto: I'm not telling you.

Ditto: And that's not a hot dog you're eating.

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Ditto: Heh.

FryingMan: Don't you usually say "LOL"?

Ditto: Nobody's guaranteeing that the person instant messaging you now is the original Ditto.

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ManNurse30: Whaaat?

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GeniousBoy01101: My life sucks.

CheerleaderInTexas: Oh!!!

CheerleaderInTexas: Mine does too!

CheerleaderInTexas: Want to talk about it?

GeniousBoy01101: Okay!

ICanSeeYou: What about me?

GeniousBoy01101: You can, too.

ICanSeeYou: Yay!

FryingMan: And me?

CheerleaderInTexas: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HighAsAKite: This is enough fun without my even participating.

SuperAndo2: And me, too?

SuperAndo2: Please?

CheerleaderInTexas: Hmmm…

SuperAndo2: I'm going insane! I have no goals! I lost my 'thang'! Please help!

CheerleaderInTexas: K.

SuperAndo2: (:

ManNurse30: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH!

ManNurse30: WHY WON'T ANYONE ANSWER ME?

CheerleaderInTexas: What do you need, Peter?

ManNurse30: WHO AM I?

ManNurse30: WHAT AM I?

CheerleaderInTexas: I'll give you a hint.

ManNurse30: JUST TELL ME DAMMIT!

CheerleaderInTexas: Right now, the girl with the penname ICanSeeYou is being forced to face the greatest horror she could ever think of, the one that haunts her with nightmares, for the benefit of others. Also, her parents were brutally murdered a few months ago, shortly after, she came down with a deadly disease. Good thing it's cured, but people still want her dead for their own personal reasons.

CheerleaderInTexas: And you would beat her in an angstfest.

GoodCopBadCop99: Dude, CIT is totally right.

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HighAsAKite: You're hot when you're cruel.

CheerleaderInTexas: Damn straight.

HaitianMan has signed on

CheerleaderInTexas: Are you gonna say anything?

CheerleaderInTexas: No?

CheerleaderInTexas: …

GeniousBoy01101: Maybe he's bad at keying.

ICanSeeYou: Maybe he's shy.

SuperAndo2: Maybe he's intimidated.

MohinderSuresh: Maybe he's too tired to move his arms much after that disease.

HighAsAKite: Maybe he's gifted!

CheerleaderInTexas: Maybe he's weird.

CheerleaderInTexas: Now let's get angsting!

GoodCopBadCop99: OKAY!