Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes.

Sorry this took so long!! I sort of underestimated the difficulty of working with the characters I haven't seen in a while. Anyway, here's Dead Character Day! You got your Charlie, your Isaac (who actually didn't have as much of a say in things as I thought but is still here to offer junkie nuggets of wisdom), your Linderman, and others.

SuluHero has signed on

YahooRedhead had signed on

HighAsAKite has signed on

Linderman has signed on

DLphantom has signed on

Ditto has signed on

YahooRedhead: Hi! My name's Charlie! I'm from Texas. (:

Ditto: Ugh! I'm dead! This is such a rip-off!

YahooRedhead: I'm dead, too… ):

YahooRedhead: How'd you die?

SuluHero: Honorably.

Linderman: Don't ask.

DLphantom: You died 'cause of me! Don't keep it under wraps! BECAUSE OF MEEE!

Ditto: Sylar.

HighAsAKite: Same.

YahooRedhead: Me, too! But I was gonna die anyways…DX

YahooRedhead: What did he do to you?

HighAsAKite: Sawed my head open. Not the high point of my life.

YahooRedhead: Me, too!

Ditto: Ugh! I can't believe it! He just took a plate to my head! How disrespectful!

YahooRedhead: A plate, huh? Mine occurred in the closet of the kitchen of the restaurant I worked at. Sounds like yours occurred at about the same place.

YahooRedhead: Did you know that a majority of all accidents occur in the kitchen? And apparently, the majority of Sylar attacks?

Ditto: No, and I didn't need to know.

Linderman: I used to love to work in the kitchen.

SuluHero: I never had time.

BoomGoesThePeter02 has signed on

BoomGoesThePeter02: Hi. I almost died, too!

YahooRedhead: Who are you?!

DLphantom: That's Sylar.

YahooRedhead: AGH!

SuperHiro1 has signed on

SuperHiro1: It's alright, Charlie. I will protect you!!!

SuperHiro1: And I can be here because my future self died onscreen.

SuluHero: Hiro.

SuperHiro1: FATHER!!!

SuperHiro1: You are all right?

SuluHero: I am dead.

SuluHero: But other than that…

YahooRedhead: Oh, Hiro! It's you! I missed you!

SuperAndo2 has signed on

SuperAndo2: Hiro scored??? OO

Ditto: And why are you here?

SuperAndo2: Because Hiro's here.

FallOutMan has signed on

MollyWsParents has signed on

Linderman: What an odd name!

MollyWsParents: Excuse us for being enthusiastic parents.

YahooRedhead: But Mr. Linderman, you're just giving away your name to everybody!

Linderman: That's all right. Everyone knows my name anyway.

NikiMM has signed on

DLphantom: No way!!!

NikiMM: Looks like it.

DLphantom: THAT SUCKS.

NikiMM: ):

DLphantom: Soooo.

NikiMM: You know, I have no more hope that our son will turn out alright.

DLphantom: I figured that out months ago.

BoomGoesThePeter02: ANYWAYYYY, I'm just stopping by to say…

BoomGoesThePeter02: I'M NOT DEAD YET AND IT LOOKS LIKE MY POWERS ARE BACK.

BoomGoesThePeter02: CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP FOR THE SYLAR.

BoomGoesThePeter02 has signed off

Ditto: Bitch.

FryingMan has signed on

FryingMan: OH NO WAY…!

SuperAndo2: Looks like it.

FryingMan: BUT…!

Linderman: But nothing. You died. It's sad, but it happens.

FryingMan: BUT WHAT ABOUT CLAIRE'S BLOOD?!?!

SuluHero: You're dead. Accept it. Makes things a lot easier.

SuluHero: Hiro.

SuperHero1: I'm sorry. :(

FryingMan: This was left open to interpretation!

SuperAndo2: Hiro got yelled at by his daddy, Hiro got yelled at by his daddy… :)

YahooRedhead: Oh, right! That's your father! Hi, I'm Charlie! I'm dating your son! Or I was before I died.

FryingMan: I might not be dead!

SuperAndo2: LOLOLOL

SuluHero: …

SuperHiro1: …Father?

SuluHero: I see.

FryingMan: You'll all have to wait and see! You'll all see!

NikiMM: He's kinda right, you know.

FryingMan: I'm too beloved! I was just pulling my life back together!

Linderman: Oh, come off it.

FryingMan: … I feel better now.

DLphantom: what just happened?

Linderman: I healed Nathan of being a whiny little prick.

NikiMM: Do your powers even work like that?

Linderman: On this side of death they work like that. And you killed plenty of my henchmen, so they're here with me. So…

DLphantom: You're saying not to screw with you.

Linderman: Not if you want any of my pot pie.

DLphantom: ...Can you make him smarter?

Ditto: I can't believe I'm stuck here with you people for the rest of eternity.

Ditto: I must be in hell.

YahooRedhead:(

Ditto: ...

YahooRedhead: Who wants to hear a fun fact?!

Linderman: I do!

Ditto: I don't.

HighAsAKite: WHERE'S MY JUNK?!

SuluHero: I don't like fun.

SuperAndo2: Since the day we met you have terrified me.

SuperHiro1: Same here!

YahooRedhead: Fun fact: in every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

SuluHero: That fact was pointless.

Ditto: No it wasn't, I like Seinfeld!

Linderman: Say another! Say another!

FryingMan: THIS IS MADNESS

Ditto: ...

Ditto: There's no way in hell I'm saying it. No way in hell.

HighAsAKite: This is hell.

Ditto: Well, that still doesn't change the fact that there's no way I'm saying it here.

YahooRedhead: Why am I in hell?! I didn't do anything:(

SuperHiro1: I WILL RESCUE YOU CHARLIE

SuperAndo2: HIRO!

SuluHero: NO!

YahooRedhead: WAIT!

SuperHiro1 has signed off

SuluHero: THERE'S NO SOPHISTICATED WAY TO SAY THIS...

SuluHero: CRAP!

SuperAndo2 has signed off

FryingMan: YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!

Ditto: Oh no, don't start up again.

FryingMan: I'M TOO POPULAR TO BE KILLED!!!

YahooRedhead: I'm scared.

HighAsAKite: I'm going through too much withdrawl to be scared. Plus my life has pretty much sucked. I consider this hell an improvement.

Ditto: Don't be such an emo.

FryingMan: YOU CAN'T SILENCE ME!!!

Linderman: Cheer up, Nathan. Maybe you'll get a flashback.

DLphantom: Yeah! Just look at me. I got a handful of scenes. Pretty good, huh?

FryingMan: I'LL SUE YOU.

NikiMM: This isn't working.

FryingMan: I'LL SUE YOU ALL!!!!!

FryingMan: DO YOU HEAR ME?

GeniousBoy01101 has signed on

FryingMan has signed off

GeniousBoy01101: You're welcome.

GeniousBoy01101 has signed off

NikiMM: Micah to the rescue:D

HighAsAKite: One can only hope what you just said is not how the next season will turn out.