It was a nice afternoon in Shigure's home. Shigure had gone out for food to give poor Tohru a break from cooking. So for now, Tohru, Kyo, and Yuki waited patiently at the house. Kyo and Yuki ranting about who should win American Idol (WTF?) and Tohru caught in the middle of the discussion.
"NO! THE DUDE WITH THE SIDEBURNS SHOULD WIN!", Kyo shouted, raising a fist at Yuki. As usual, he disagreed with Yuki about some of the most ridiculous things. Today's topic: American Idol... (btw, I don't watch American Idol, so I don't know who competes, therefore nor do Yuki and Kyo)
"But he can't sing, the woman should win" Yuki replied calmly, "right Honda-san?". He looked over at a confused Tohru.
"EH!? I-I d-don't know!! I t-th-think they both sing very good! Right?" Tohru said, nervously. She was lost at what was going on. They just weren't making sense anymore.
"Alright, Tohru" Yuki said as they watched the TV.
"DON'T YOU BACK OUT ON ME, YOU RAT!!" Kyo said, still trying to pick a fight. He was about to charge into Yuki 'till...
SLAM!! Yuki punched Kyo down into the ground. "Stupid cat, you never learn" Yuki said.
"I swear, I think the world is out to destroy my house" Shigure said, coming through the screen doors.
"Ah, Shigure-san! Did you get the food?" Tohru said with her usual smile.
"Well...no. I found some people wandering" Shigure said. He moved out of the doorway and the group behind him was revealed. Everyone looked confused. Except for Candy, Zakuro, Lettuce, and Pudding who were just standing there. Pudding had read the first 9 books to her siblings so she knew everyone from Tohru to Machi. Candy and Lettuce had already read the entire series. As for Zakuro...she just didn't care.
"Shigure, why do you only attract weirdos?" Kyo said annoyed. Although, he had to admit the girl with the red hair was kinda cute. It looked like she was being annoyed by a freak with extremely large ears and green hair...He didn't want to know.
Yuki then hit Kyo with Kakeru's karate chop technique with 3 times the power. (Look in book 13 for reference)
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" Kyo shouted, rubbing his head.
"You just called me, Tohru, and yourself weirdos." Yuki said calmly, as if though he hadn't done anything wrong.
Kyo stopped completely. He was in shock. Technically, in an insane kind of way, Yuki was right.
"Eh!?" Tohru said, confused. Yuki's sense got the better of her again.
Everyone else just enjoyed the show that was going on.
"I'll leave you all to get aquainted while I get the food. And please...don't destroy my house." And with that Shigure slid the screen door and left.
"Ah, hello! I am Tohru Honda!" Tohru said, bowing.
"Pudding Fong, na no da!!" Pudding said happily. "Wow, I can't believe I get to meet Tohru-kun!!" And Pudding gave Tohru a big hug. Almost big enough to snap her neck!! Poor Tohru was utterly confused and spinning uncontrollably when Pudding finally let go.
Kyo and Yuki would've helped her if only there weren't other people around. Kyo was trying to hold in his anger watching some random little kid know Tohru, when she obviously doesn't know her, and HUG her. That kid was so much like Momiji. Yuki was just confused, 'are they old friends of Tohru?'...
"Eh?" Tohru asked. Today has been the most confusing day of her life! She blamed it on American Idol...
Candy held Pudding by the shoulders. "Heh heh, that's enough Pudding" Candy said nervously.
"Remember, these people don't know who we are, they're from a book" Lettuce whispered to Pudding's ear.
"Oh yeah!" Pudding exclaimed. She'd almost forgotten they're from a whole different world.
"'Oh yeah', what?" Kyo said, even more annoyed. He was pissed off at Shigure for inviting them.
Yuki gave them a welcoming smile as he hit Kyo's shoulder. Although it didn't look like it hurt, it did.
"Excuse that idiot back there, welcome, I'm Yuki Sohma and the idiot is Kyo Sohma"
"Hello, I'm Pudding!!" Pudding exclaimed "Candy Araii, pleasure to meet you "
"L-Lettuce Mi-dorikawa"
"Ichigo Momomiya"
"Mint Aizawa"
"Zakuro"
"Tart"
"Kish"
"Pai"
"Welcome!" Tohru said. 'Why are they all named after foods? They're such cute names!'
'Uh..Pudding? Mint? Pai? Tart? And I thought the Sohma names were strange...' Yuki thought.
"What's up with your names?" Kyo asked.
"Theyr're cute names!" Ichigo said. She thought the Kyo guy was kinda cute too.
"Anyway, ignoring Mr.Rude over there, where are you from?" Yuki asked.
"Um, we're from Tokyo" Mint said.
"We're kinda lost" Pai said.
"Lost?" Tohru asked, "that's terrible! Where are you going to?"
"The green-haired doofus here bought us here" Zakuro said.
"I'M NOT A DOOFUS!!" Kish exclaimed.
"No, but you're the reason we're stuck here" Ichigo said and sighed. She wanted to go home so bad! She almost wished to be sweeping at the Cafe putting up with Ryou's bossiness and attitude rather than be stuck in some weird book! (Misheru: HOW DARE YOU!!) She's always hated reading and now it seemed like it hated her back...
Everyone stared at her like she was crazy, well..of course, except for Tohru, Kyo, and Yuki lost in their personal conversation.
"Ichigo, you ok? You usually insult Kish and now you're no longer calling him a doofus!? O.O" Mint asked. 'Surely she must be on pills or something...'
"I'm going back to my room.." Kyo said and walked toward his room. His head hurt from all this nonsense.
"Coward..." Yuki mumbled, loud enough for Kyo to hear.
Kyo twitched. He tightened his hands to a fist and clenched his teeth. He sighed. "Know what!? I can't take anymore of these freaks, so I'm going to pretend I never heard you!" Kyo shouted, stressed.
Candy twitched. "Freaks...?" she said through clenched teeth, balling up her hands into fist.
"Uh oh..." Kish said "You did it now orangey..."
"YOU DON'T HAVE PERMISSION TO CALL ME THAT!!" Kyo exclaimed.
"She's going to go into a rage now..." Pudding said, hiding behind Lettuce O.O (Reader: is she that bad? Misheru: -nods- that bad -gulps-)
Pai and Kish held Candy back. "I'd run if I were you..." Pai suggested to Kyo.
"She can't be that bad" Kyo muttered.
Lettuce nodded "She charges somewhat like Kagura"
Kyo was nervous now. "Oh crap..." he muttered.
"Let me at him!!" Candy shouted as she tried to free herself from Pai's and Kish's grasp.
"Look what you've done, you idiot" Yuki said.
" I DON'T CARE IF HE'S FROM TH BEST SELLING MANGA! I'M NOT GONNA LET THIS HALF-CAT ORANGE WITH SOME SERIOUS ANGER MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS INSULT ME!!" Candy shouted. Then she snapped out of her rage. She stood there shocked. She just blew their cover! Now her and all the others are at risk of having their memory's erased by Hatori and never returning home. What had she done!?
Misheru: The cat's out of the bag!!..ferret..whatever!
Candy: I feel bad.
Kish: no fair, you leave on a good part!
Ichigo: -is reading last paragraph- No!! We're gonna get our memories erased!! -reads Mint's thoughts- HEY!! I AM NOT ON PILLS!
Mint: you're being awfully nice to Kish.
Ichigo: well..-blush- Shut UP!
Lettuce: when do the others show up?
Misheru: I'm thinking next chapter, so Deep Blue.
DB: shut up!! I'M NOT GONNA GET IN A COUPLING!! Misheru: you will, cause I'm Bored!! And cause Misha12 wants it!
Pudding: we have to make the reviewers happy na no da!
DB: but-
Misheru: SHUT UP!! YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH AKITO AND THAT'S SETTLED!
Kish: -snicker- you're gonna be with a crossdresser Misheru: you shouldnt' be laughing Kish, you're gonna get koneko-chan stolen cause orangey thinks she's cute Kish: WHAT!? I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
Pai: no you won't.
Misheru: Kish is a slacker Kish: .
Zakuro: -reads script- review plz Tart: and vote on the poll on MewMewFerret's profile!!