Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes.

You thought I'd forgotten about Minor Character Day? Not a chaaaance.

Granted, Elle, Claude, and Alejandro aren't that minor, but I included them amongst the more minor ones anyway.

For the record, GrandMama666 is Micah's grandmother and YoCuz01 is his cousin. Those are the only pennames that I think you'll have trouble with, but I probably missed something.

IMPORTANT: I didn't get everybody. I acknowledge this. If your fave five-episode character didn't show up and you want to whine about it, go ahead, but you will be totally ignored. Figured I'd let you know.

And forgive my rough Spanish. I'm a beginner.

One more thing: I'm sorry I haven't been very good about responding to your guys' reviews. Rest assured, I do get them, and they do bring a smile to my face. And I apologize for the slow updates.

Now on with the fic!

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BusinessBabe01 has signed on

InvisibleManC has signed on

BennettLikesPups has signed on

MrMuggles has signed on

Lyle has signed on

NoMuerteNegro has signed on

BlondesHaveMoreCharge has signed on

YoCuzNo1 has signed on

GrandMama666 has signed on

LadyCop001 has signed on

SciFiBoi67 has signed on

FireyMe has signed on

FireyMe: I changed my penname to fit in.

BusinessBabe01: Who are you?
FireyMe: Claire's biological mom. They introduced me and I was around for a while, and amounted to pretty much nothing.

FireyMe: Even if my power is pretty cool.

NoMuerteNegro: No quiero vivir en el cuarto de hablar! Nooooo!

SciFiBoi67: Oh, you're Claire's mom? You have a power? What?

BennettLikesPups: No, I'm her mother. At least the one that raised her.

BennettLikesPups: Isn't that right, Mr. Muggles?

Lyle: Hi. My name is Lyle. I'm Claire's brother.

Lyle: Hello, Zach.

SciFiBoi67: Hello, Lyle.

NoMuerteNegro: ESCUCHA!!

LadyCop001: I have no relation to the rest of you, but I know Matt.

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: I'm Elle. I like fucking with people!

BusinessBabe01: My name is Kimiko. I am successful and driven.

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: So am I!

LadyCop001: None of you can be as successful and driven as I am.

BusinessBabe01: A challenge?

InvisibleManC: Girlfight!

LadyCop001: And who are YOU?

NoMuerteNegro: Sylar es asesino!!

InvisibleManC: I'm Claude.

Lyle: He disappeared in the first season because he didn't feel like dealing with that crap.

InvisibleManC: Yes.

GrandMama666: I should have written myself off, too. Then I wouldn't be stuck taking care of another fucking grandkid.

YoCuz01: But you love me more, right, Grandma? I came before Micah!

Lyle: No one likes you. You're ignorant.

NoMuerteNegro: Estoy sangrado de los ojos!

YoCuz01: I'm not ignorant!!

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: Everyone ignore the ignorant guy!! LOLOLOLOLOL!

BennettLikesPups: Mr. Muggles and I can't stay on long. We have a doggy show today. Right, Mr. Muggles?

BennettLikesPups: Lyle, did you clean out his doggy carrier yet?

Lyle: Yup.

YoCuz01: Ha ha!

InvisibleManC: Loser!

BusinessBabe01: Honestly. Be mature. Show a little respect.

Lyle: SHE'S RIGHT, SHUT UP! I'm not as much of a loser as either of you! I didn't take the coward's way out and choose to disappear from the show, I was just totally forgotten about!

Lyle: And I'm not ignorant!

YoCuz01: NEITHER AM I!

GrandMama666: Hush, hon. Don't be so ignorant.

YoCuz01: WTF!

InvisibleManC: Hey! I'm not a coward! I'm the smart one! Adam and nuclear people explosions and amnesia… excuse me for not wanting to get wrapped up in all that shit. And everything I just mentioned is only what I heard, I bet I only got half of it.

Lyle: Not even.

InvisibleManC: Exactly.

BusinessBabe01: I really don't have time for this. I have work to do.

LadyCop001: Me, too.

GrandMama666: I need a stiff drink.

InvisibleManC: Well, if all the women are leaving then there's no reason to stay.

SciFiBoi67: It's actually more of an incentive for me to stay… I don't know anything about girls.

FireyMe: We had predicted as much by your penname.

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: I'M staying!!

InvisibleManC: Wow, thanks for the incentive… to run real fast.

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: I'll chase you! I love it when they run!

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: It's almost…

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: Orgasmic!!

SciFiBoi67 has signed off

BusinessBabe01: Oh my.

LadyCop001: Poor kid.

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: LOL!!

InvisibleManC: That's it. I'm out of here. The only women here are either mothers, cold and stiff, or completely insane.

InvisibleManC: I think that grandmother is all of the above.

InvisibleManC has signed off

YoCuz01: Don't talk about my grandmother that way!!

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: He's already gone! Damn you're ignorant!

YoCuz01: STOP CALLING ME IGNORANT! ALL OF YOU!

BusinessBabe01: I never once called you ignorant.

LadyCop001: Neither did I.

Lyle: Just goes to show exactly how ignorant you really are.

GrandMama666: And I'm living with him.

YoCuz01: I've had enough!

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: Is that a promise?

YoCuz01 has signed off

GrandMama666: It's about time.

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: Now it's girls' time!

Lyle: You forgot about me.

LadyCop001: No offense, but it's pretty easy to do so. Your family did.

BennettLikesPups: Not fully my fault!

BennettLikesPups: Right, Mr. Muggles? Mr. Muggles likes Lyle, too.

Lyle: AND THE WRITERS FORGOT ABOUT ME TOO!

Lyle: You know what? I'm sick of this!! Why am I always left behind? Why can't I have some character traits!

Lyle: Locking myself in a car… that was my shining moment!

BennettLikePups: Even your birth wasn't as good as that!

Lyle: Well, guess what?!

Lyle: I DO HAVE INTERESTS AND TALENTS!

Lyle: I like to play rugby but I like to watch soccer better! My favorite subject in school is English because I love writing, particularly in the field of journalism! I wish I had a big dog! I worry about my sister a lot and I don't like West! I know how to fold clothes and break the fourth wall! I have a fear of mirrors!

FireyMe: Are you done?

Lyle: …Yes. I feel a lot better now.

FireyMe: Good. Now who are you again?

Lyle: OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lyle has signed off

LadyCop001: Hey, NoMuerteNegro.

NoMuerteNegro: Si?

LadyCop001: ¡Vete!

NoMuerteNegro: ¡Ai! ¡Immigracion!

NoMuerteNegro has signed off

LadyCop001: There. NOW it's girls' time.

BusinessBabe01: Let's exchange porn sites.

GrandMama666: I'm liking that!

FireyMe: Seconded!

BennettLikesPups: Thirded!

BlondesHaveMoreCharge: Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah