Misha: Yay!
Misheru: Oh, and readers, could you plz just tell me if you read and what you liked or somethin', I mean, I'm feelin' like Misha is the only one reading..I may start updating less.
Misha: No!
Misheru: well, ok's!! on to the story...!
"...snore...snore..."
poke. poke.
"mmm..."
poke. poke.
"ugh..." the mysterious sleeper slowly opened his eyes. In front of him stood a girl, with a stick in her hand. She looked a littel frightened and quickly jumped back when she saw him staring at her with anger in his eyes.
"EEEP! Sorry ma'am! I was just checking if you were alive!" she said quickly as soon as she had jumped back.
"YOU LITTLE BRAT! I'm a man!!" He fumed as he rose.
"Sheesh, calm down. No need for a hissy fit. I mean, you can't blame me. That's some seriously long hair for a man." She pointed out.
"Well, whatever. Just tell me where am I?" he shouted. Where the hell am I!? I can't remember a damn thing that happened...He looked around his sorroundings. There were houses all around and saw nothing that could help him. This was all so strange...
"Alright, calm down. This is the Sohma residence. I'm Misha Sohma. And you are...?" she replied cooly. An intruder. Maybe I should get my parents...She regretted telling him her name.
"Lord Deep Blue" he replied calmly (Misha: yeah right! DB: you will all pay for wrecking my life!!)
"Riiiiiiiiiiiigghhhhhttttt..." Misha said sarcatically. Lord? Is he a looney or somethin'?
"I wish to know where I can find Mew Aqua..." Deep Blue said.(Big mistake XD) He had a mission and that Mew Aqua could help. He gave up his ridiculous goal of ruling Earth and now has a new one, but top secret (so top secret, I, the author, don't know...JUST KIDDING!)
"OK...? Dunno" Misha said. ...Yup, a looney. This dude is acting like he's a Lord or somethin' and lookin' for a made up object. "Look dude, maybe I should take you to the doctor or somethin'. I mean, your skin looks pretty pale and--"
"Silence! I will leave now. I have a duty to fill..." and with that he vanished into thin air.
"Whoa...Cool!!" Misha exclaimed. He's a magician!! I guess he's not so crazy after all...
Shigure's home...
"What?!" Ichigo exclaimed. Uh oh...that evil alien is back and who knows what he's planning...
"He's here?" Tart asked.
Great, as if three weren't enough, now we got another long-eared freak here" Mint complained.
"Hey!" Pai, Kish, and Tart exclaimed. Although Candy was half-alien, she knew the insult wasn't directed towards her.
Ryou realized something. "Wait a minute...where the heck are we!?" he shouted. Why was he barely realizing he had no idea where the hell he was...
"In the world of Fruits Baskets, na no da!" Pudding exclaimed.
"Right...I'll pretend I know what that is" Ryou said sarcastically as he put his hands behind his head and leaned against the wall.
"It's a book, Shirogane-san" Lettuce explained.
"It's about the Sohma family, cursed by the spirits of the 12 animals in the Chinese Zodiac and the forgotten cat. Recently orphaned, Tohru Honda soon begins to live with them and discovers their secret, therefore she is the only one outside the Sohma family that knows about the curse!" Candy clarified.
"Or so they thought" Kish reminded, gesturing towards the book on the table.
"Alright! Enough with the us being a book and all, dammit!" Kyo shouted. This was horrible! He had looked over his profile and read the "Precious Flower" part. Now everyone'll know his secret! (Misha: it's not a secret... Kyo: shut up!)
"Ah, but Kyo-kun, isn't it fun to know you're famous?" Shigure said. He enjoyed teasing Kyo so much. So what if he's a character in a famous book? Shigure's already a famous novelist.
"NO! IT'S NOT FUN!" Kyo shouted. He's never been so exploited!
"Then I suppose I shouldn't tell you you're the most popular character...?" Candy said.
"Oh, that's great, Kyo-kun!!" Tohru said. She was starting to understand the situation. It was still a little difficult to take in and all, but Tohru was still standing.
Kyo banged his head against the wall and winced. "Kill me...kill me now..." he muttered so soft, you could barely understand what he was saying.
"Oh is he ok?" asked Ichigo. She was starting to get worried about this guy.
"Don't worry. This is typical for the destructive idiot" Yuki assured her, calmly as he gave her a charming smile. She blushed and gave him a small smile. Kish was stewing in the background, but nobody was actually paying attention to him...
"If I may, I'd like to know if we're getting our memories erased or not?" Pai asked. Everyone was silent. They'd almost forgotten they were at risk of memory erasing.
"Um...well... I suppose not if we truly are a book." Yuki said, pondering about the situation. But then again...
"It's not really OUR decision" Kyo clarified.
"Oh, come on. Is there really a need to drag Akito into this?" Shigure teased.
"Oh please no! We promise we won't tell anyone" Lettuce said.
"Alright, but..." Yuki stated as he flipped through the book, "we need to figure out how to get you home..."
"Do you know how to get home?" Tohru asked.
They slowly shook their heads.
"Great, we're stuck with them..." Kyo muttered.
"Well, there's four of you and..." Kish paused as he counted the group...1 2 3 4..."eleven of us."
"Wow, that's a lot" Shigure said.
"Well, we have the living room, and I suppose we four can each share rooms" Tohru suggested.
"NO way are any of them sleeping in my room!" Kyo shouted. Then Yuki practically flipped Kyo over him, then slammed him on the floor. "Do it or you'll sleep outside..." he threatened.
"I...hate...you..." Kyo muttered, as he tried to soothe his back. "fine..."
"Ok then. I suppose we're having a sleepover!" Shigure gushed with excitement. There were sweatdrops all over the room.
"Ok, now who sleeps in what room?" Zakuro asked.
Candy pushed Kish toward Shigure.
"What the--?!"
"You'll bond perfectly" Candy stated before Kish could ask. She gave him a thumbs up good. Then she pushed Pai toward them.
"Wait! Wha--?!"
"I need you to look after them, if you know what I mean." Candy said. Kish...Shigure...left alone...
"I suppose we'll take the living room" Zakuro said as Mint followed..
"I guess we'll take Mr. Gentleman" Ryou said as he and Keiichiro stood next to Yuki.
Candy, Lettuce, and Pudding slowly slid towards Tohru.
"So that leaves Kyo-kun with Tar-Tar and Ichigo" Pudding said
Tart and Ichigo stared at each other then pointed at one another.
"I'M NOT GONNA ROOM WITH HIM/HER!!"
"You can still sleep outside..." Candy reminded.
They shut up.
"I'm not so happy about this either..." Kyo muttered.
Candy whispered something to Kish and gave him a thumbs up. He winked and gave her a small nod as he followed Shigure to the room.
"What'd you tell him?" Pudding asked.
"You know...stuff..." Candy said. And soon everyone was in their corresponding rooms.
Misha: yay! I got to be in the fanfic!
Pudding: where's sensei?
Misha: she's off hugging Pai Kish: ...but he's right here Candy: not that Pai, sensei has a stuffed panda named Pai.
Misha: and Tart too Kish: why don't I have a stuffed panda named after me? : (
Candy: she only has two pandas, plus two hamtaros Ichigo: anyway, Misheru might not be able to update as much now Mint: she's gonna be out a lot Pudding: and of course to Fiesta Texas, na no da!
Misheru: Hi pplz!
Misha: you're back!
Misheru: yupz, and I'm sure you all know my 5th grader fanfic is on. Ichigo?
Ichigo: already told 'em Misheru: apparently only Ryou'll win, or maybe Pai and Keii, unless... YOU HAVE LITTLE KNOMES THAT HELP YOU'S CHEAT!
Keii & Pai: ...no.
Kish: wait, I thought I was in the finalist category!
Misha: that's defy the laws of nature as we know it Misheru: anywayz, next chappie, see tha havoc and chaos as these two different story characters share a room. A riot between Ryou and Yuki (that's for you MewToffee!), maybe IchiXKyo.
Kish: grr.
Misha: shush!
Misheru: and Shii-chan and Kish discuss lively high school girls Pai: and I have to hear it all'
Keiichiro: review plz!
Misha & Misheru: see ya next time ; )