Disclaimer: I do not own naruto
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"why do you do this to yourself."
"I don't like you."
"shut the hell up!"
"why are you here?"
"I want to help you."
"go away."
"I love you."
"lies, all lies!"
"you know, sometimes people just don't understand."
"stay away from me!"
"just die."
"you cant just stand there all day."
"fine, leave then"
"your just like everyone else."
"suicide wont help you now."
"step down!"
"that is an order."
"just help me."
"please."
"I'm sorry I'm not normal like all of them."
"but,… your supposed to be taking care of me."
"I hate you!"
"I never want to see you again!"
" When we bleed, we bleed the same."
Kyuubi watched with barely hidden interest, from behind his prison bars. The words had started colliding on the damp walls of the boys mind when the snake first talked to him. It seemed that the words had not yet reached the boys ears for he showed no annoyance.
" pft…humans and there emotions." he smirked. Soon konoha would be obliterated. He would make sure of that personally.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
They arrived in a dense forest near the walls of konoha. Orochimaru walked up to a big red wood tree trunk. The trunk was at least three feet wide. He brought his hand up palm facing the tree, and forced chakra into the bark. Suddenly a huge opening appeared on the tree. He motioned for them to walk through smirking slightly.
"welcome to my lair naruto fufufufu." he said
Naruto raised an eyebrow "lair? That just makes you sound like a villain." Orochimaru stared at him for a moment but didn't say anything and continued walking.
By now they had traveled into the ground by a good fifty feet. Walking down twisting tunnels gets very old, very fast.
By the time they got to there spacey private common room Tayuya was ready to tear her eyes out.
"why does that take so long!!" Tayuya yelled
Orochimaru turned to her and smirked "Because it confuses the enemy until they get frustrated and go die somewhere."
"that makes no sense." naruto exclaimed his arms crossed in a defiant pose.
Orochimaru swiveled to him. "What do you mean? , it makes perfect sense." his eyes flashed dangerously. By now the rest of the group was shocked by naruto display.
Kabuto quickly cut in " well naruto lets show you to your room, eh?" When no one moved he chose plan b.
"I've got candy." backing up the statement by pulling out a bunch of pixie sticks. As fast as sound itself naruto was turned to him with pleading eyes.
"Its just down this hall, come on." he instructed leading Naruto away. They walked through an olive colored hallway. Instantly naruto showed distain for the color.
"ewww…the walls looks like someone threw up green pea soup." he stated eyes closed. Kabuto had never heard that one before, and was a little caught off guard.
" well I guess they do." he smiled showing off his super white teeth. His teeth were so white that Orochimaru skin paled in comparison.
"woooooow, your teeth are so clean" Kabuto laughed at the complement.
"okay this is your new room." Kabuto explained opening a bland door. Naruto bended in an odd angle to take a peek. The room was fairly big, but compared to naruto cell it was humongous. His eyes got big. It even had a private bathroom.
"awesome!!, this room is big!" he exclaimed. Kabuto laughed again.
"well I'm glad you like it, but first before you get settled in there's something we have to do first." Kabuto said politely. He could tell naruto was excited.
"what is it!" he asked bouncing on his toes with joy. Oh boy did he love surprises.
" you NEED TO TAKE A BATH!" Kabuto yelled, his eyes evil pits of death. naruto looked on in fear.
"wha-what." he mumbled. Kabuto just looked at him like he was an idiot. "when was the last time you had a bath! You stink!" he inquired. A thoughtful look overcame naruto's face.
"um…before I went to jail" he said looking at Kabuto curiously. "before you went to jail! That was seven years ago!" Kabuto yelled astonished. Naruto gave him a foxy grin.
"heh, heh, guess it was huh." he said scratching the back of his head. Suddenly his head shot up to kabutos level. "hey where's my candy!" naruto yelled pointing accusingly at him.
Kabuto smirked slyly "you'll get them after you take a bath" naruto's face drooped with dramatic angst.
"ugh, but I don't wanna." said naruto childishly. An evil smirk overcame Kabutos face. "come on buckaroo it will be fine, water never hurts people." he cooed. Naruto stared at him for a moment before giving up and following him to the bath room.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
"remove your pants."
"what!!"
"you heard me, remove them." Kabuto commanded. His face was set in a harsh glare. Naruto would just not cooperate. Naruto looked around for an escape only to find out that Kabutos body blocked the only exit.
Kabuto as if reading his mind said. "there is no way your getting out of here without taking a bath."
Naruto looked up, his eyes where watery and glossy. It was his famous puppy dog eyes complete with the lower lip sticking out. Kabuto crossed his arms and sighed. He would have to do this the hard way. Kabuto promptly grabbed narutos pants and ripped them off his body, and quickly throwing him in the tub. Hot water splashed out of the tub and painted the floor. Naruto bounced up breathing hard.
"ahh, so hot!!." he yelled in agony, and tried to make a run for it only to be stopped by Kabutos strong grip. Kabutos eyes narrowed.
"your not going anywhere." his eyes were set in determination. His hand was so tight that his knuckles were turning white. Narutos eyes shifted to the doorway then back to Kabuto. He new that cleanliness was inevitable.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
After Kabuto had took naruto away, Orochimaru had just stood rigidly in the common room for about the whole wait. His eyes had not blinked once, and the unbreakable stare started to creep the sound four out.
After about five minutes of nothing they migrated to the couches and just hung around waiting patiently for the chunin exams to start. When suddenly a tan blur blew past them and ran into the hallway. Tayuya how was longing on a armrest of one of the couches shot up with surprise on her face.
"what the fuck was that." she said oh so elegantly. Sakon looked over to her his face also showed surprise.
Ukons head just hung tiredly like always. "that was weird." he mumbled in his sleepy voice.
Running abet slower behind the blur was a soaking wet Kabuto. He had a almost empty bottle of shampoo in his hands.
"wait!! I still haven't lathered!" he yelled as he brushed pieces of damp hair out of his eyes. And, just like the blur he disappeared into the next hallway. By then Orochimaru had woken out of his trance, and walked into his office with a weird look on his face.
The sound fours eyes were glued to the hallway hoping for more drama to continue. They and most of oto hadn't had anything really interesting happen in a long time. There wish was granted when naruto came jogging out of the hallway clad in nothing but a pair of smiley boxers. His hair was covered in bubbly shampoo, and his hair was pointing in different directions. He looked over to them and promptly said.
"hey that Kabuto guy is a pedophile."
Kidomaru looked him up and down with skeptical eyes. "what do mean?" he suspiciously asked. Naruto looked at him his face showing disbelief.
"come on, first of all he stripped me down and threw me into a bath tub, and second of all he's chasing me yelling 'wait, I haven't lathered'."
"so he does that all the time." Kidomaru answered. Narutos face changed to anger.
He turned around and started walking back to the bathroom. "fuck this, im getting a hammer."
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Okay second chapter didn't have much action in it but its just a filler chapter till next one. The next chapter will be the chunin exams, I promise.
Orochimaru has a konoha base mostly for his konoha spies to stay in, but he's staying there until the final exam. After they will be heading to his main base in oto.
Ever notice how a bunch of authors try to sound cute by saying 'review and I will give a cookie' no? well I have, and it gets really annoying because I cant help but read it. And every time I do I feel like I have to beat myself up.
Review or die.
Simply as that.