Sakura's Kill

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or this is how it would have turned out. And Lee would get Sakura.

A/N: Woo! Chapter 2! And I'm on a community!! (Sniff) I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

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Sasuke walked down the road that led out of the Leaf Village. Unthankful Jackass was leaving Konohagakure to join Michael Jackson, er, I mean, Orochimaru to receive some severe power so he could defeat his brother, Itachi.

However, at that time, Sakura saw him leaving.

"You're not going to Orochimaru, are you Sasuke?" she asked, her voice trembling a bit.

"Yes, I am," Sasuke replied coldly. "For you see, I'm a whiny, little, angsty git, who refuses to give anybody the time of day, so this only makes sense for me."

Sakura ignored the little spiel, and instead ran up to him and hugged him tightly. Very tightly.

"Oh, please don't leave me, Sasuke! Please! Please! Please!" she begged.

Angsty's eyes widened. Not because of what Sakura was saying, because he's an ass and doesn't give a care about her, or anything, but because Sakura was hugging him so tightly that she was crushing his insides.

"No," the git gasped as he felt a few of his ribs crack.

"Please stay!" she cried again, hugging him even tighter.

A broken rib stabbed his kidney. "No! No! No! No!"

"Stay with me!"

A rib stabbed up his liver. "Ahh! No!"

"Stay with me!"

A rib stabbed through his lung. Emo, to avoid having any more organs turned into pincushions, did what he could probably do best, besides being a back stabber; lie.

"Alright, Sakura! I won't leave! Just let go of me!" Liar cried.

"Yay! Sasuke's going to stay with me!" Sakura cheered happily. She let go of him, and that's when Whiny McWhinerson ran like hell to get out of the village, but Sakura body slammed him to the ground, where more ribs stabbed through his vital organs.

"Don't leave me! Don't leave me! Don't leave me!" Sakura wailed, smashing Duck Butt Hair's head against the ground.

"Stop! That! Now!" Emo Boy yelled between the smashes.

"But you'll leave me!" she screamed, continuing to beat Whiny's head like a cheap drum.

"No, I won't!" the traitor lied, as blood ran down his head and face.

Sakura let him go again, and the mangled boy dragged, yes, dragged, himself to the edge of the village hidden in the leaves. His fingertips just barely touched the edge of the village, when-

"Sasuke! No!" Sakura screamed as she jumped onto him. This time however, The Boy Who I am Running Out of Names For was squished onto a giant pointy rock below his chest.

Yep, that finished him off.

Sakura looked at the beaten, bruised, and not to mention, DEAD Uchiha on the ground. "This can't be good," she said. She dug a hole and dropped DEAD Uchiha inside and then filled it back up again. She then walked away, trying not to look suspicious.

"If all else fails, Akamaru did it."

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A/N: Mwa ha ha! I feel so evil. ;) Yeah, I hated Sakura in that episode. NO BOY IS WORTH IT! So I put it to creative use. I'm doing a few more chapters like this (basing it off of past episodes). It's fun messing up with the plot. lol! Please review!