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Sasori

Well. That was interesting, I thought, looking back down at the table.

"That's not good," Kisame whispered from across the table. Naturally, he was right. I knew Leader wouldn't let that slide, even if it was Deidara's first day. He'd ask someone to bead him into place. I was sure Deidara would be able to take Kisame or Kakuzu, but if he got anybody else…He'd be mysteriously out of school for the next two weeks. Zetsu, Hidan, and Itachi just had too much fun beating up on people.

But what if I got him? It wouldn't be so bad. I'd make it more like a warning.

"Sasori!" Zetsu hissed, and I blinked my way back to reality. I glanced at him and he was tilting his head to the side. Whoops. I'd missed something that Leader had said to me. I looked at him expectantly.

"I said, since you're in most of his classes, would you be so kind as to put him into place?" Leaser asked irritably. He was talking about Deidara.

"Yes, sir." I couldn't believe my luck! It was awesome. Wait. Why did I care if Deidara got beat up or not? I didn't like him…Did I? No way. It's just a crush. And crushes are based off of looks and don't last very long. So whatever attraction I have for Deidara will pass – even if I have to make it go away.

I quietly stood up and left the lunchroom. When I got out into the hall, I hesitated. I wasn't sure where I wanted to spend the last five minutes of lunch. I looked down the hall and saw Deidara coming toward me. Well, okay.

"What happened?" I asked innocently when he was a bit more in earshot.

Deidara shot me a glare and said, "I'm pretty sure you saw the show, yeah. You know."

"No," I said impatiently. "What happened in the principal's office?"

"Oh." Deidara dropped his head. "Just a warning, yeah. I'm supposed to get my temper under control."

He'd have more to worry about than just the principal if he pulled something like that again. I leaned against the wall, folded my arms and put one foot on the wall. "Not good with that though, am I right?"

"It's not my fault people think I'm a girl. If they don't take my word that I'm a guy, then I have to show them, yeah. No offence to girls, but they don't fight well," Deidara said.

When I heard the last line, I immediately thought of Konan and how she'd prove him wrong. But I did get his point. I shook my head in disbelief. "You bead him up because he called you a girl?"

Deidara sighed. "Why'd I think you'd understand, yeah?" He muttered. "Never mind. 'Sides, what do you care, yeah?"

Good question. I'm working on that. I blinked. "Just wondering. Jeez."

"Well stop wondering, yeah!" Deidara snapped. "Mind your own business."

You are my business now, Brat. I thought. "Whatever."

Then I got an idea. I was supposed to put Deidara into place, no one told me how. This way would be way more fun. And it would leave him crippled.

The bell rang and Deidara walked off. I watched him go with a smirk on my face, before I turned and went the opposite way.

Fun, Fun.

I did these two chapters so I could start the story, so you kinda get an idea of what this story's about. It'll be switching POV's and the chapter's name will be who's talking. If you've read, please review. Tell me what you think?