The whole werewolf-to-shape-shifter-thing. That really bugs the hell out of me.
So when I first phased, I could've been any animal I wanted to be? Well damn, that sucks. You wanna know the animal I've always wanted to be? A T-Rex. I could make little dinosaur babies and then they wouldn't be extinct anymore.
So shape shifters can hear others' thoughts in their head? That pretty fucking weird, even for this town. Even for my life, really. Shape shifters can imprint, too? Wow. I wonder what the hell 'Children of the Moon' or whatever the hell they're called can do. Can they create half tree half puppy spawn?
I'm a little pissed that everything I've known about myself since my transformation has been one big lie. I mean, Cullen could have told me I wasn't a werewolf! Did the Cullens actually say we were werewolves in the first place? I mean... when the hell did they acquire the information to say we weren't?
In the words of Gir from Invader Zim: I wanna be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?
Now THAT would be fun.