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Sasori

I looked up when Deidara and Tobi came in. My friends and I were all standing off to the side of the lunchroom, talking about our rival gang. Apparently, Kakuzu had seen someone out of place and immediately associated her with the gang. I was reluctant to think that; it could just be a new student. But the look on Deidara's face as he came into the lunchroom, said something really wasn't right.

I glanced around the cafeteria, but didn't see anything that abnormal.

"What's got Blondie so freaked?" Hidan asked, sounding aggravated.

"I don't know…" I murmured, focusing on Deidara's lips to see if I could read them.

"Why the hell is she here, yeah?" He was asking Tobi. Tobi said something and it made Deidara even angrier. "You sure she wasn't following you? I don't want her to bug me if she notices I'm here, yeah."

Deidara turned his head and I couldn't see his lips anymore. I growled lightly. Not even a name! I turned back to my friends and told them what I'd read.

Konan sighed and muttered, "That doesn't help much. But, it does say she's not welcome." Turning to me, she added, "Not a new student."

I turned my head to the side a little in a stubborn gesture. "Jeez. Sorry!" I turned away from my friends and started walking toward Deidara and Tobi with a small smile on my face. "Hey, guys!"

Deidara turned his head, looking infuriated. When he saw me, he worked hard to make his features happier. I'd have to remember to laugh at that later. "Oh, hey, 'Sori no Danna…" He mumbled.

"Hi, Sasori-san," Tobi said, sounding not as happy as he usually did.

"What's up? You guys look really pissed," I said casually, hoping for some actual truth.

Deidara's eye twitched and he cursed under his breath. He stood up straight, turned to me and smiled. "Actually, I'm really mad at this school, yeah. I took one look at the menu and was afraid I might pass out. It's so gross, yeah. And Tobi was trying to tell me it was okay."

Tobi winced and said, "No! Tobi just said that it shouldn't be that bad because it's a school lunch and you should eat it because you never eat!"

I frowned. "Um…Really, the food is no good. I've seen what the lunch lady does in the kitchen, and seriously, you don't want to eat it."

Deidara gave me a horrified look and then muttered, "I think Tobi and I will go to the library now, yeah. Because I really don't want to be in the cafeteria anymore."

I nodded and smiled nicely. "Have fun. And start bringing home lunches if you're going to eat at all."

Deidara scowled at Tobi, and then turned back to me with a grin. "I think I will start eating home lunches, yeah. It sounds better than that."

I nodded again. "Okay, well, bye then."

Deidara started walking toward the doors with Tobi trailing along behind him. "Yeah, bye, 'Sori no Danna."

I watched them as they left the lunchroom; once outside the cafeteria they started arguing again:

"Tobi doesn't get why you're so upset! You knew she would show up, didn't you!" Tobi shouted.

"Well, yeah! But she didn't show until you did!" Deidara cried.

"So it's Tobi's fault? It's just a coincidence! Stop blaming Tobi, Deidara-senpai!" Tobi's voice was fainter with the distance, but I could still hear it.

I wonder why they're so concerned about the intruder…


A/N: I only made this so short because of what will happen next and I'm kind of in a hurry. If you read my profile, you'd understand why I chose to update even though I was in a rush. I'm sorry.

I did want to point out because no one seemed to notice in the last chapter: I made Deidara the not-so-smart one in math because every other story I've read, says that he's the super math genius. I did it mostly for fun. But, yeah.

So, sorry, again, for the really short chapter. You want an explanation? Look at my profile. Please review anyway, though.