A.N: Yay sweet sixteen! This chapter is all about the after party, well its the begining of the after party ku ku ku!

disclamer: Wait what?...Oh right right I don't own Naruto and all OC's are based on real people (as if you all ready didn't know that)

Chapter Sixteen: Welcome to the Black Widow

I nearly killed myself as I pushed past a few sleepy fourth years and headed back stage. Loren was currently on a bench her hands holding her forehead, she must still feel sick from the chakra waves. Gaara was sitting next to her but giving me enough room between them to fit. So I sat myself down and hugged my ill friend.

"You won!" I said with glee "Oh Kami your jutsu at the end was amazing."

"Thanks," she said glancing up at me "I got the idea from Kankuro's Iron Maiden technique."

"It's marvelous!" I said stomping my feet excitedly. "Oh you look sick," I mumbled realizing this just now.

"Yeah and if you don't quit squeezing me I'm going to barf," she muttered dully.

After a few moments of composer, the five of us (Deidara and Haku eventually caught up with us) went off for some serious face stuffing. I hadn't eaten breakfast since I usually do so with Itachi before training. Having been taken out of my usual loop I had forgotten all about it.

"Hey I know a spot were they do karaoke hmm," Deidara said, "What do you guys think?"

"No," Gaara's only reply.

"Sure," I said with a shrug.

"Yeah lets do it!" Loren said happily "I want to celebrate after all."

"Um okay," Haku said shyly.

"No," Gaara said again.

"To bad majority wins Gaara-kun," Loren teased slinging an arm over the red head's shoulders much to the boy's distaste.

We walked a few blocks before finding a spot that was crawling with Temple students. It was a little back road with a few café's and a large building that looked like some sort of club. I could hear and feel the music pulsing from the inside. In large red neon letters it said Club Kuroi Uido, I gave Deidara a look but he was just beaming.

"What is this?" I asked.

"The only club in the Academy hmm," he replied.

"Is there karaoke?" Loren asked and Deidara nodded.

"How much to get in?" I asked sure that this wasn't going to be free.

"About twenty five American dollars could get us in yeah," He said digging around his pockets and pulled out a piece of paper that showed a little dojo thing on the front and said ten thousand on it. "Sweet but were still short."

"Hey I got eighteen thousand yen on me," Haku said pulling out two-crumpled pinkish colored papers from his pocket and four coins. "What do you guys have?"

"I got a five," Gaara muttered pulling out American money.

"Oh were are you from Gaara-kun?" I asked digging around my pockets for any extra cash.

"Nevada just moved there from Libya last summer," he said dully.

"Ah ha!" I cried pulling out two sad looking dollars that must have gone through the wash.

"I've got seven bucks," Loren said finally "some one do the math."

"Hmm ten thousand won comes to about seven seventy yeah. Plus eighteen thousand yen that's hmm five dollars plus fourteen," Deidara muttered gathering the pocket money. "That's like twenty six something, that'll be good enough yeah."

"Ugh it sucks when everyone has different money," Loren muttered stuffing her hands in her now empty pockets as we headed to the front gate of the club.

"Yea but Blondie seems to be good with numbers," I said and she smiled.

The club was dark with crazy lights and the beating music it was hard to hear yourself think. I was gawking in awe at everything while Loren looked around at bit more warily. There were some upperclassmen Towers but not many mostly everyone were Temple students as far as I could tell.

Everything was great, the music, the people; just one thing was a tad off. Everyone was wearing rave close! Girls in the tiniest things they could find and boys looking laid back but sexy. I looked at my group still in their uniforms (except Haku he looked fine.)

"Loren?" I murmured in her ear but with the loud music it was more like yelling at her. "Are you wearing a nice bra today?"

"Um I guess," she muttered back.

"Okay take your shirt off when I say so," I said and was greeted by a 'What?' look. "Trust me." I went over to Deidara and quickly pulled out his ridiculous hair tie.

"Ow! What the hell was that for?" he growled but I ignored him. With his hair tie I pulled up my own hair into a bun with a few bangs hanging over my eyes.

"Gaara trade your pants with mine?" I asked eyeing his blue soft fabric pants.

"No," he said but after a moment or two of pestering we headed to the bathrooms for the trade off. I also gave him my shirt.

When we walked out I was in the blue pants a blue bra and the fish net shirt on top. Gaara was wearing my pants that were unisex so they fit him fine and my black tang top, which was a little small, but it looked good.

"Holy shit," Deidara blinked a few times making me blush.

"Shirts off you two," I ordered the blond still gawking and to my friend. Deidara did so with little objection but Loren was a different story.

"Jenny no," she said as someone with a tall green Mohawk brushed past her to get on the dance floor.

"Here Loren-chan wear my shirt over yours hmm," Deidara said handing over the black tang top. She thanked him and quickly pulled it over her head. "What to dance yeah?"

I perked up my ears to the pumping rock and smiled. "Sure why not?"

"Okay," Loren said.

"I'll not," Gaara muttered but Loren took his arm "Hn fine…"

"Yeah!" Haku cheered punching the air. Deidara smirked and tilted his head leading the way to the dance floor. The black lights making his hair glow a soft blue green color. It was warmer on the giant dance floor were bodies moved to the music stuffing together like anchovies. I was feeling a bit less embarrassed about being only in my bra a fish net shirt and pants when seeing how much less other girls were wearing.

Deidara suddenly spun around as we neared the center of the floor and took my arms. I gasped but relaxed as he moved softly back and forth to Maroon 5 and I began fallowing his step. We kept our space from each other only holding hands as we swayed. I glanced over at Loren who was sandwiched between Haku and Gaara, her arms around the annoyed red head's neck and Haku back to back with her. I coughed a laugh before looking back to Deidara who was also smiling. His scope was off and most of his long bangs were tucked behind his ear, I could see the large area of hard skin on the side of his face clearly now.

The skin was creased around his left eye, which was slightly more greenish in color then the right eye. I was completely distracted and I only realized what was going on when Deidara suddenly spun me as if we were in some fairy tale ball. I gasped as we rejoined but very close now his hand around my waste and he smiled at me cockily.

"You're blushing hmm," he said with a grin as I felt his hand's lips move on my skin through the netting.

"You're an asshole," I said pressing my brows together but smiling despite myself. "Does being an ass have anything to do with your art?"

"Hmm no," he said rolling his eyes up "I just do it because it's fun."

"Oh I thought it had something to do with your obsessive compulsive disorder," I retorted and he pouted his lip and his pulps shrank in annoyance, which looked oh so cute!

"I do not have OCD un," he said defensively as we moved together on the dance floor.

"Oh really? You constantly talk about your art and how perfect it is, you say 'un' or 'yeah' every other sentence, and you put your shoes in the exact same spot every night and get pissy if some body moves them." I smirked evilly watching a sweat drop form on his cheek.

"Okay I got a little OCD but its not all bad is it hmm?" he asked his face transforming from annoyed defeat to cocky little bastard.

"…No," I said softly "I enjoy your mood swings."

"Really?" he asked and I nodded. God I swear our face were two inches (or were they centimeters?) away from each other. I could feel his breath on my lips and nose, and dear Lord did he smell good, Earthy like his art.

"Hey wait up Tayuya-chan!" cried a black haired girl as she ran onto the dance floor and smacked into my shoulder making me fall forward.

"Hurry the hell up Kin," someone replied from somewhere near the DJ was.

I hit Deidara in the mouth with my own. I would have been romantic if it had been in a movie. You know the seen were the girl is bumped into her soon to be lover and they accidentally fall into a soft kiss. Sadly this was real life and real life is really one giant comedy act not a romantic love story. So our teeth smashed into each other shooting pain into our skulls.

"Ow!" Deidara yelped pulling back and pressing his hand on his mouth. "I think you chipped my tooth!"

"Ouch!" I growled doing the same jester as him with the hand over my mouth. I looked at him and he looked back at me and we burst into nervous chuckles. And in this moment I realized once more that I was envious of all romance novels.

"Err gee I'm really bleeding un."

"..."

God kill me now…

A.N: Yes this looks alot like how my first kiss will play out if you can call teeth clicking together painfully a kiss .

Anyway yea I did some math while working on this chapter (amazing no?) Just to specifiy Deidara is from South Korea were they use 'won' as there money system and Haku is obviously from Japan. If I did my math wrong please some one tell me. And as in all of my fan fics Deidara has some sort of adorible quork I just happen to be in an OCD mood today I guess.

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