WHO'S COOKING FOR
SASUKE?
By:YaoiLoversUnite
Summery: The Konoha ninjas are all preparing for Valentines Day. All konoichi are trying to grab a certain Uchiha's heart. But a certain kitsune may get what they want.
Pairings: SasuNaru IruKaka LeeSaku NejiShika GarKiba HinaShino InoCho
Warnings: Mpreg Yaoi, Shounen Ai. Sakura Bashing.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did there would be a lot of yaoi.
Please no flames this my first fic. Criticism is welcome.
CHAPTER 1
Naruto's POV
The sun was barely rising when I awoke. I had to have an early start to do what I was planning. I blushed lightly as I looked at the calendar, February 14th, Valentines Day. 'He won't know it's me, he'll just know it's a guy and that I like him.' I nodded to myself determined to keep my identity a secret. –Kit you should just confess…you never know he may like you back.- 'Didn't ask you Kyuu.' I glared as I went into the kitchen. –He may think it's from another girl and throw it out.- the Kyuubi said teasingly. "Don't say that you damn fox!!" I screamed out loud.
I went to work immediately. I started melting the sweet milk chocolate I had bought the other day. I went to the fridge and pulled out the ripe cherries and strawberries. Everyone in the village hated me because of Kyuubi, but he's actually pretty cool. The villagers all scowl at me when I walk around so I ask Ayame to do my shopping and pay her. She's the daughter of the old man who owns Ichiraku's ramen shop. Anyway, I had baked a chocolate cake the day before and let it cool over night. I just needed to finish it.
I went over to the glass container, lifting the cover. I had vanilla frosting to cover it with. I made sure to spread it evenly because I knew my crush was a perfectionist. I turned to the melted chocolate and started dipping the cherries and strawberries. I giggled. 'I know his one weakness and it's chocolate covered fruit.' –Kit…wouldn't that be a dead giveaway that it's you?- Kyuubi asked curiously. 'No…because he never told me about it…I found out on my own.' I told Kyuu while finishing the fruit.
I took a drizzle ladle and covered the vanilla frosting in chocolate drizzle. I decorated the cake after that with black frosting flowers and sprinkled chocolate pieces over the cake. I placed the chocolate covered strawberries all around the cake and put the dipped cherries on the top. I slowly backed away from it to admire my baked creation. "It's….perfect, I hope he likes it." I blushed thinking about my crush savoring every bite. "Oh Sasuke…"
Instead of wearing my orange jumpsuit I went with something more appealing to the eye. I pulled on a tight pair of dark jeans and a tight, red muscle shirt that showed a bit of my midriff and completed my whole look with a black hoodie. 'Do you think he'll notice Kyuu?' I asked, inspecting myself in my mirror. –Who wouldn't…you look hott.- Kyuubi complimented me as I packed the cake up. 'Thanks Kyuu.' I smiled. –Plus if that don't get his attention the cake sure as hell will.- "I hope so." I walked out of my apartment heading to school an hour early.
When I got to school, teachers were preparing for Valentines Day. I walked into my classroom seeing Iruka-sensei decorating the classroom. I grinned brightly at him, "Ohayo Iruka-sensei!!" I shouted louder than necessary. He jumped turning around and looking at me shocked. "Naruto!?...wow…you're here really early." He put down what he was doing and helped me with all my valentines. "Is that a cake?" he asked looking pointedly at Sasuke's valentine. I blushed, "Yea…it's for Sasuke." "So are you finally going to confess?" Iruka asked eagerly.
I always confided in Iruka, he's been helping me since I was little even though I'm the Kyuubi container. "Not yet, but I will if he finds out I made this cake." He nodded and hugged me. "Don't give up Naruto, and promise me to tell me anything that happens between you two." I smiled and hugged him back. "Don't I always Iruka-sensei." Letting go of each other I helped Iruka-sensei with the decorating.
"Do you think he'll like it?" I asked as I handed him another streamer. "Looking at it I'm sure he'll love it." He smiled down at me ruffling my hair. –Listen to the man kit and quit worrying.- Kyuubi said getting slightly annoyed at having to repeat himself. 'I know I know…but I can't help being nervous that he'll reject it.' I answered back. –It'll be fine kit.- Kyuubi yawned before going back into my mind. 'I hope you're right Kyuu.'
Normal POV
Classes were filling with students, who anxiously handed their teachers their valentines. Girls were giggling and blushing wondering who would give them secret valentines. Guys were just waiting for the candies.
Sasuke's POV
I sat in my seat, silently fuming. 'Great…god I hate this day…full of two-faced girls who think they can win my heart…what morons.' I sighed. Iruka-sensei was handing out the valentines, my desk getting filled with chocolates, trinkets, and cards. I looked around as the valentines were being distributed and saw one blank desk. Naruto Uzumaki's.
I looked him over and felt myself close to a nosebleed. 'Damn it Naruto…why'd you dress so sexy today!?' I screamed in my head as I glanced at him through the corner of my eye, admiring the view. No one knows but me and Naruto as kids used to be friends., best friends actually. Even back then I knew I liked him, I've had a crush on him for years but I'd never admit that aloud. Damn Uchiha pride. He likes Sakura though, and it was breaking my heart when we were younger so I told him to never talk to me again and we stopped talking. Sakura is a damn bitch, but a lucky one to have captured Naruto's heart.
I hurts me all the time to see how the others treat him and how the villagers give him hateful looks. I don't even know why. I wish I could give him a valentine, but I don't need people in his face saying it must be a joke. Iruka-sensei had finished handing out the valentines and went back to his desk. I looked back at Naruto, his desk still bare. My heart clenched and I had to look away cause it hurt too much that I couldn't give him anything.
It really sucked because I knew that in this big pile a card from him was there. He gave everyone a valentine. Even though he didn't receive one in return. He's so sweet. But these bastards didn't deserve them, they just waited till the day was over and threw them away. Fuckers.
"Hey Iruka-sensei!?" 'Oh god it's the pink bitch…damn her voice grates on my nerves.' I sent her a glare as Iruka looked up at her. "Yes Sakura?" he asked smiling. "Who's that pretty cake for?" she asked pointing at a glass container. "Oh that one is special." Iruka-sensei turned and looked at me. "Sasuke it's for you, please come and look, I'll hold it till the end of class." I got up and walked forward, glancing at the girls to see if any of them were looking at me expectantly. None were, they were actually sending it hateful glares. 'They're glaring at a cake…they've reached an all time stupid.' I chuckled to myself as I stood above the cake.
Looking down at it I pick up the small card attached. I looked at the cake my mouth watering slightly. Opening the card I see it's a poem.
::POEM::
Chocolate covered cherries have their appeal
But don't appeal to me as much as you
I see you
You don' see me
Females are overrated
Males are better
I'm male
And available
Figure out who I am
You can have me as your personal chocolate cherry
I blushed as I read this and looked at the cake. 'A guy made this!?' It was shocking cause most guys I know can't bake…at least I think so.Who could it be…I turn slightly and scan the class…all of them look like they can't bake for shit.
This is going to be hard.