Author's Note: I'll update as much as I can. Like I said I'm new at this.
Disclaimer: emo tear I don't own Naruto
Warnings: Yaoi, Shounen Ai, MPreg, and Sakura Bashing.
Summery: The Konoha ninjas are all preparing for Valentines Day. All konoichi are trying to grab a certain Uchiha's heart. But a certain kitsune may get what they want.
Pairings: SasuNaru IruKaka LeeSaku NejiShika GarKiba HinaShino InoCho
Please no flames. Enjoy.
Me: I appreciate all of your reviews and I hope you're enjoying the story so far.
Naruto: Why wouldn't they enjoy it?
Me: Where'd you come from?
Naruto: -points to bedroom window-
Me: sweat drops I should remember to close that
Sasuke: -climbs thru window and stares at Naruto's ass-
Me: Sasuke..?? Whatcha staring at?
Sasuke: blushes and turns away
Naruto: -Looks at Sasuke and blushes-
Me: looks between them Okay…….well anyway I don't own Naruto and enjoy the chapter while I figure out what's wrong with these two.
Author's note: I'm sorry it's been a while…my school has been killing me with projects…well I hope this chapter was worth the wait for you guys.
Another Author's Note: Just want to tell you cause it's not in the series all the rookie 9 is in the same class.
Chapter 4: Sasuke's Plot
Sasuke's POV
'Today's the day I put the plan into action.' I waltz into my classroom, 20 minutes late and went straight in front of the class. The girls started drooling when they saw me but I just glanced at Naruto who smiled at me warmly.
"Um...Sasuke is there something you wish to share? Iruka sensei asked. He kind of looked ticked that I interrupted. He'll get over it. "On valentines day I received a cake…I'm very grateful and wish to thank it's maker though it seems they wanted to remain anonymous…but I've thought of a way to find it's maker." The girls were sitting on the edge of their chairs, holding their breaths. They were ready to attack whoever had made it.
"All the males in this class will participate in a contest," I laughed as I saw their eyes grow as large as saucers. Iruka looked like a sheet and Naruto just looked at me surprised. I smiled at him, "For this whole week all of you will cook lunch and dinner and a desert and give it to me." I pulled out a small bag from my pocket and gave it to Iruka-sensei. "You'll all randomly pull a number from this bag and I will be oblivious to your number only Iruka-sensei will know because for each number I want you to chose a color."
Moving aside so they could see Iruka-sensei I looked each of them in the eye. "You have no say if you participate or not…it's mandatory for all of you." I took a deep breath. "Iruka-sensei will know if you cheated because I used a special jutsu on the numbers…they'll turn black if you've cheated." With that said I told Iruka-sensei what to do and I went to my seat in the back.
Naruto's POV
-Wow when the Uchiha wants to find his man he'll go through anything….he might find you out kit so you don't have to tell him at all.- Kyuubi cackled as I just moved down my aisle so I could get in line with the other guys. 'You're enjoying this too much you damn fox.' I felt like strangling the cackling baka kitsune. I held my breath when I was next, Iruka-sensei and I locked eyes and I could see his concern. 'Here I go..' I stuck my hand into the bag and pulled out a piece of folded paper. I opened it and it was the number 3. I showed it to Iruka-sensei and he wrote it down and asked me what color. 'Orange would be too obvious…so what do you think I should choose Kyuu?' –Hmm…well…I'd say go with…purple...he wouldn't expect that from you.- With that being decided Kyuu went back into my mind for some more rest. I told Iruka the color and went back to my seat.
Normal POV
The day went by with all the guys in the class throwing Sasuke dirty looks except our little kitsune. When it came time for everyone to walk home all you heard were angry, loud protests from the boys. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN UCHIHA…WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS MAKING US DO THIS!?" A loud Inuzuka screamed as he stormed down the street. "He is merely trying to find the maker of the cake so he can express his gratitude in a spontaneous and honorable youthful way!" Lee all but preached to them, they all just rolled their eyes. "It's for one week…it won't kill us to get this stupid thing over with…afraid to get your hands dirty Inuzuka?" Neji smugly asked as he walked down the path next to a silent Shikamaru. "SHUT UP HYUUGA!!..DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY SHIKAMARU!?" Kiba was getting louder by the second. Shikamaru just yawned and muttered his usual what a drag before he turned and jumped up on a roof and hopped towards the Nara district. They all watched him leave before our favorite Hyuuga did the same. "Well ok then…guess I'll see you guys tomorrow." Choji who was silently eating his chips walked departed with those final words. Kiba glanced nervously at Shino who just quietly stood by as everyone left. "Umm….guess I'll go too…later Shino." Kiba walked away speedily. Shino blinked behind his dark shades and poofed away to the Aburame Compound.
Naruto's POV
I was already putting together the best bento I could for Sasuke's lunch for the next day. Kyuubi cheering me on as I grilled the eel I knew Sasuke liked and made some salmon onigiri. 'He's not into all that extravagant stuff…except for calamari pasta…that's his dinner…sound good Kyuu?' I asked as I boiled the noodles. –Kit stop making me hungry.- Kyuubi growled as he covered his nose from the delectable scents wafting around. 'Sorry.' As the noodles boiled I made a traditional favorite of Sasuke's, a simple omelet with tomato chunks. I rolled it up, cut it into pieces and placed it into the bento box. I added pickled radish, an Uchiha symbol in the white rice, I placed the grilled eel on the side next to the salmon onigiri. 'I hope he likes his lunch.' –He will kit stop worrying and finish his dinner too…don't forget you still need to make his desert.- Kyuubi pointed out the obvious. 'I know Kyuu.' I rolled my eyes as I placed the purple lid on the bento lunch that had my number on it. I jutsued the box to preserve the food and keep it hot as I placed it in my fridge.
I went back to the stove and turned off the noodles and I drained them quickly. I covered them with a top and pulled out the squid I had sitting in water. Pulling the heads off of the squids I sliced the calamari into bite-sized pieces. I got a skillet and some batter and I started frying the calamari. I finished that and got some white sauce out of the cupboard. Taking the noodles I placed them into a separate bowl and scattered the fried calamari over the noodles. I tossed the calamari and pasta together to mix it and poured the sauce over it as I mixed. Finishing the pasta with a light Parmesan cheese and dash of salt and basil. I sighed as I covered the fancy little bowl I had with a purple lid and I marked it with my number.
-You seem tired kit…take a rest.- Kyuubi was concerned about me I could hear it. 'No way Kyuu…this is for Sasuke….I'll put everything I have into this pastry.' Not waiting for a reply I took out fresh strawberries and rinsed them lightly. Cutting off the ends with the leaves I mashed them into a jam. I placed the bowl back into the fridge and started on the dough of the pastry. I made a sugary, dough layer and baked it until it was to wear it was a melt in your mouth texture and pulled it out. I took the strawberry jam out and added sugar and a strawberry syrup to it and placed it on the stove. Mixing it until it was thick and tasted sweet enough I turned off the stove.
I placed the jam on the dough and rolled it into a crepe. I smiled as I sprinkled sugar over the crepe and placed it into a purple, decorated piece of paper and placed it into a purple container. I closed it, placed a jutsu on it and put it into the fridge. I yawned and stretched contentedly. 'I finished Kyuu…be proud of me it's my best work yet.' I smiled as I pulled my clothes off. –You did good kit…now get to bed.- Kyuubi put on the motherly act. 'Yes mom.' I laughed as I collapsed tiredly on my bed. "Tomorrow's going to be a good day…I can feel it." I rolled over on my side and fell into a slumber filled with dreams of Sasuke and ramen.