Thank you for all the reviews! You are brillient!
Well, by reviewer demand, here it is: Part two!
July 13th
Celebrated being Organization XIII today.
Which was hard as Axel and Roxas are still in jail.
Luxord says to break them out.
Demyx says he has been watching too many cowboy movies.
We still have the 56 boxes of ice-cream.
I do not know what to do with them.
Xemnas.
July 14th
We are going to have a car boot sale of ice cream.
With the munny we raise we shall buy Roxas and Axel out of jail.
But we do not have a car.
This will be a slight problem.
Xigbar is going to get a car.
Xemnas.
July 15th
Xigbar brought a bus.
But it does not have a boot.
Idiot.
Xemnas.
July 16th
Xigbar took back the bus.
He stole a taxi instead.
This does have a boot.
Xemnas.
July 17th
It snowed today.
Hm.
Snow in July.
But no-one wanted ice-cream.
Especially since it had melted.
We are now broke.
And being hunted by London Taxi Service.
Xemnas.
July 18th
Have sorted out London Taxi Service.
Blamed it all on Marluxia.
Always works.
I think Marluxia hit them over the head with his scythe.
Then they left.
Not much more can happen.
Xemnas.
July 19th
Roxas and Axel broke out of jail.
They realised that they could use Roxas' keyblade to open the jail door.
Then Axel set the jail on fire.
Larxene said they could have dark portalled out ages ago.
Axel and Roxas went quite red.
Then they hit Larxene.
Then she electrocuted them.
Roxas and Axel have brought back a pet.
It is a kitten.
Apparently, it is a evil kitten.
It shall help us take Kingdom Hearts.
Says Axel.
Xemnas.