I made ANOTHER chapter.
This is actually really fun to write! And Namine makes her first appearence!
July 20th
Today Saïx will train the kitten to fight for us.
He laughed when I told him this.
It is the first time I have ever seen him show emotion.
So I slapped him.
Order must be retained.
Then we had to use the new tranquiliser gun.
Xemnas.
July 21st
Axel says that the kitten will be a good member of the organization.
It has built in weapons.
Claws.
Similar to Larxene's kunai.
Interesting theory.
Xemnas.
July 22nd
The kitten seems to be yearning for something.
I asked Naminé what it may be.
She said that we needed to feed it.
I said that there was plenty of food in the fridge.
The kitten could help itself.
Naminé rolled her eyes.
She said she didn't mean people food she meant kitten food.
I said we are not people we are nobodies.
Naminé rolled her eyes again and said to go to a shop and buy kitten food.
I said the kitten must learn to adapt if it is to be a good Organization XIII member.
Naminé banged her head on the table.
Many times.
Then she collapsed.
I will get Roxas and Axel to go and buy kitten food tomorrow.
Xemnas.
July 23rd
Roxas and Axel got arrested again.
This time for assaulting an old lady.
She hit them with her handbag.
And the Organization's reputation must not be tarnished by elderly ladies with rock hard handbags.
Said Axel.
When he called us from the prison.
Instead of our lawyer.
Using up his one phone call.
Xemnas.
July 24th
Xigbar has ordered a jailbreak.
I told him to make sure I knew nothing until it was over.
He agreed.
Although…
It did sound like he said 'You don't know anything now'.
…
I will have to punish him.
Xemnas.
July 25th
I need to bail Axel, Roxas, Xigbar, Demyx, Zexion, Marluxia and the kitten out of jail.
The jailbreak did not work.
Xemnas.
July 26th
The kitten was supposed to distract the guards with its cuteness.
While Xigbar, Demyx, Zexion and Marluxia broke the cell door down.
The guard was allergic to cats.
And Kittens.
So I didn't work.
And we do not have enough money to bail them out.
Says Luxord.
Xemnas.
July 27th
Luxord, Larxene, Xaldin, and Lexaeus tried to break Axel, Roxas, Xigbar, Demyx, Zexion, Marluxia and the Kitten out of jail.
It worked even worse than the other plan.
Larxene tried to flirt with the guard.
This worked until she got annoyed with the guard and punched him.
Her defence was that she was PMS-ing.
I did not know what that was.
So I asked Naminé.
You do not want to know.
Trust me said Naminé.
So they are all appearing in court tomorrow.
And Ansem the Wise is the judge.
…
Damn.
Xemnas.