A.N: The parents and sibling are in! Let's just see how akward life can get for the three young Akatsuki


Chapter Twenty-six: You Have Just Arrived To Your Destination Have A Nice Day

It was warm inside the small house and a bit dark too. The walls and floor were covered in hard wood; there was a worn looking gray blue sofa and next to it a maroon reclining chair. On the right wall next to the staircase was a big flat screen TV hung there which seemed a bit out of place in the simple house.

On the sofa a thin bald man sat but quickly got up seeing us come in. I smiled at him warily brushing on Sasori's arm with my own. The man was tall and smiled like me and had my long angled nose too.

"Sushi I missed you," he said coming over and giving me a hard hug. I squeaked and he let me go. He must be my father and I just smiled at him gaining confidence. "These must be your friends? Hello I'm Jenny's father, Omar." He stretched out his large hand to Sasori who shook it.

"Sasori Akasun," he replied with a small smile. My father nodded and shook Deidara's hand next.

"Deidara Nendomeshi," he said.

"Wow, what interesting names," my mother said "anyway you must all be hungry."

"Very," I said.

"Well it will be done in a few," she said leaving the living room and into the kitchen which was connected to the dinning room.

Still a bit wary the three of us sat down in the sofa while my dad sat down in the reclining chair. Deidara seemed unsure what to do with him self but I could see he was very existed looking around twitchingly.

"So how do you like school?" Papa asked lowering the volume on the TV. "I'm sure ninja school isn't the same as a normal high school."

"Yeah," I murmured, "I really like it, its really competitive though."

"Oh?" he asked before smiling again "I'm sure it is."

"My tutor is teaching me how to sword fight," I said and he frowned slightly.

"Real swords?"

"Yes," I said, "There duel blades, a short one and a longer one."

He's smile became wary and he looked like he was about to disapprove. I looked away from his face but Sasori quickly took the save.

"Of course I'm sure Itachi wouldn't let you touch a blade unless he knew you were capable," he said closing his eyes slowly.

"She's an incredibly good fighter hmm," Deidara added with a slight ascent "I fought her before and she's…" Deidara stopped seeing the look on my father's face. "Ahem…of course it was as safe as possible un."

"Well how about you guys put your stuff in Jenny's room," my dad said giving a wary smile at the three of us. "The sofa can pull out as a bed so one of you can sleep here."

"I will," Sasori, said quickly sanding up to get his things from the floor fallowed by a red faced Deidara. In nearly two seconds they were already upstairs though I knew they had no clue what they were looking for.

"Pa," I said making him look up "don't worry so much I can take care myself." I kissed him on the forehead and fallowed the boys upstairs.


Deidara was already sitting on my bed looking at the palms of his hands. The cloaking jutsu had made the mouths of his hands into deep scares that could be excused with any normal childhood accident. Sasori was looking himself in my big mirror that was on my black burrow. He seemed fascinated with his own breathing.

"Well what do you two think?" I asked sitting down next to Deidara.

"I like it here," Sasori said turning back to us "it's cozy I guess."

"Your dad scares me," Deidara murmured making me laugh. "It's not funny hmm."

"Yea it is," I giggled "Hmm…so Sasori your going to take the sofa?"

"Yeah and I'm not sharing," the red head said getting a glare from Deidara "he can sleep on the floor."

"Ha very funny hmm," Deidara crossed his arms annoyed.

"Isn't it?" Sasori said unaffected by the other boy's anger.

"Alright you two," I said giving both a cool smile which Sasori promptly ignored but Deidara gave a faint sigh before rolling his eyes at me. "I'll set up an air masteries for Deidara so you can have the sofa bed all to yourself."

"Deal," Sasori said.

"Jenny?" murmured a groggy voice from my doorway making the three of us look up in surprise. It was a boy probably only a year or so younger then me but he was pretty tall for his age. His hair was short but stood puffy over his scalp just less then a half an inch. His eyes were brown and almond shaped like my mother's come to think of it he looked a lot like my mother when it came to his facial futures.

"Hey," I said kindly thinking this must be a sibling though I couldn't recall his name.

He rubbed his eyes a few times before his face contorted into a sad smile. He came over and jumped onto me hugging and crying hard while my roommates watched a bit perplexed. He sniffled but slowly his breaths became normal again and he pulled his face away from my shoulder. He bit his lip slightly as if unsure what to do with himself.

"Who are they?" he asked randomly making me look at my friends.

"Um that's Deidara and Sasori," I said to the boy "they are my roommates from school."

"They let a boy be in a room with two girls?"

My mouth hung open slightly as I heard Sasori snort and could feel the 'going to blow something up' vibe coming from Deidara.

"Um there both boys," I said wryly trying to save my little brother's life.

"Oh…" he said before whispering "so there gay or something?"


There was a hard thud from upstairs and Omar glared up at the ceiling. There was some more rustling and some running footsteps going down the hall before Kenneth's door slammed shut.

"Deidara!" he heard me yell before there where a few more rustles and thuds.

"Que pasa arriba?" his wife asked from the kitchen.

"Nada," he sighed changing thethe channel.

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I glared at my roommates who had probably scarred my little brother for life with Deidara having nearly jumped him and Sasori using chakra strings to make a ceramic horse come flying at him from my dresser. Deidara looked very cross and Sasori looked back at the mirror studying his face carefully.

"Welcome to America assholes," I muttered as my mother called us down for dinner.


"What's there problem?" my mother asked sitting down. "Is my food bad?" I looked over at Deidara and Sasori who where eating quickly and weren't looking at each other.

"Of course not," I said taking a folk full of mashed potatoes "There just mad because Ken thought they where gay."

"Oh so it's not my food," she asked with a smirk.

"No," I said with a grin "in fact they really love your cooking. And so do I."


"Are you still pissed?" I grumbled from under my covers, it was probably like eleven thirty but I was still restless because it would only be like early afternoon in the Academy.

"He thought I was a girl then he thought I way gay of course I'm pissed hmm," he muttered from the air mattress that was placed next to my bed.

"He didn't mean it to be rude," I sighed rolling over so I could look at him. He turned his head to give me a dull look. His raven hair fanned around his face and shoulders and he looked a little alien to me. "Just let it go," I said and he sighed closing his feline eyes.

"Pff whatever hmm," he grumbled and I smiled at him. "So Jen I guess we'll be talking all night eh?"

"I guess," I said glancing at the TV "I'm not really all that sleepy."

"Good because I want to talk yeah," he said rolling over so he resting on his belly and propped himself up on his elbows. He didn't wear a shirt as always and I took quick glances at his flesh that was illuminated by the light of the TV. "We are friends right hmm?"

"Of course," I said turning back to him and giving a look that asked why he would question our relationship as friends.

"And Sasori too un?" he asked and I nodded wondering if his mental capacity was running low tonight. "We I was thinking after we graduate and junk maybe we could make our own squad yeah."

I had never really thought much about graduation. That would be in six years so it never crossed my mind much if at all. The thought was rather weird. When I graduate we'd all be adults in our early twenties and his thought of us starting our own ninja squad sounded very possible.

"Have you asked Sasori yet?" I asked giving him a serious look. "If we do I want Sasori as the leader."

"I haven't asked him yet but I will I just needed your consent first yeah," he said with a half smile.

"That would be amazing Deidara," I said suddenly fantasizing about it.

"Yeah because you know since the three of us are 'artists' and all," he muttered off handedly "I just think we'd make a really good team."

"I know we would," I said "I can already see it in my minds eye." I rolled onto my belly nearly rolling onto the other ninja's bed.

"We would be and awesome destructive team you and I," he said in a low whisper "I see that in my minds eye hmm."

"What about Sasori?" I asked raising a brow. Deidara seemed slightly annoyed but just smirked at me. "You weren't planning on leaving him behind?"

"Pff of course not who do you take me for un?" Deidara laughed.

"An annoying little pyro brat maybe," I said examining my fingernails.

"That hurts me bad yeah," Deidara rolled his now dark black eyes.

"Someone could mistake you for a Uchiha with that hair and those eyes," I said and he glared at me.

"Now that is insulting," he said knotting his brow cutely.

"Oh come now you can't hate Itachi that much," I laughed quietly

"Humph," he grumbled looking back at the TV as if it really did interest him. "He's annoying un."

"Nah uh," I said "you're the only annoying one and maybe Tobi too but I don't see him often."

"Yah huh," he argued back but I just smiled stupidly at him.

"Come on let's try to get some sleep okay?" I asked, "It took a lot of coxing from my dad to even let you sleep here so sleep!" I rolled over again and closed my eyes to attempt to fall asleep.


A.N: Yeah not along going on but there is some humor um anyway...(runs away!) PLEASE REVIEW PLEZ!!