A.N: I love this chapter a lot just because of it's very coy and sexy nature. Here's really just a more indepth explanation of how Jen-chan thinks of the men in her life (Sasori, Itachi, and Deidara really)
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Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Boy-Friend Complex
From my sleep stupor I heard the phone blare. It took me a few seconds to recognize it but then went quickly to the phone nearly banging my knuckles on the bedside table. I growled at it before snapping it open and bringing it to my ear.
"Hello?" I asked my voice raspy and a bit harsh but I didn't really care.
"Hey Jenny," piped Loren's voice from the phone.
"What time is it?" I mumbled, "I'm going to be late for morning training aren't I?"
"Uh Jen it's like ten thirty and we're on vacation remember?" she asked and I blinked a few times as the moments stored in the 'box' came back to me.
"Um kind of," I said looking around the room and then at Deidara's sleeping form "I didn't really meditate correctly last night but I remember now."
"Ugh Jenny well do you want to go out or something?" she asked "There's going to be a dance tonight at our old school want to go?"
"Um err when is it?" I asked getting on my glasses so I could actually see.
"Ten tonight," she replied, "sounds cool eh? I mean we could see our old friends. They think we've been in a private school in New York so you don't have to make anything up."
"Oh interesting," I said with a yawn "could Dei and Sasori come?"
"Duh we could just say they go to our school," Loren stated with a laugh.
"With names like Deidara Nendomeshi and Sasori Akasun? I don't think so," I said wiggling and curling myself within my blankets like a cat.
"Is that Deidara's last name? Weird. Well he does look Asian so who cares?" she asked with a slight laugh.
"Um I guess," I sighed, "but what about Danna?" I blinked at myself having called Sasori by his nickname.
"Um well let's not call him Danna for one thing," she said, "that's just weird, I mean really? Danna? Doesn't that mean master?"
"Yea well Deidara calls him that once and a while," I said and she laughed into the phone.
"Oh yeah I can so see that 'Oh Master Sasori please not the hand cuffs un!'" she laughed mimicking Deidara's voice the best she could.
"Shh! He's sleeping," I squeaked trying not to burst out laughing.
"He's sleeping with you?" she gapped then began to giggle.
"No!" I screamed and this time Deidara really did wake up.
"Huh?" he muttered lifting his head from his pillow.
"Uh nothing just talking to Loren," I said trying to shush the still giggling fitted girl on the other end of the phone. "Pervert," I muttered at Loren while Deidara stretched out contently. I watched him silently while Loren kept blaring giggles. I rolled my eyes waiting for my friend to die from lack of oxygen. "Morning Dei-Dei," I said coyly and he glared at me. "You look ravishing," I said nodding at his messy mane of hair.
"I hate snow," I muttered sitting out on the porch though it was freezing cold. "And I'm already bored."
"Sorry for that," Sasori said taking a sip of the tea my mother made for him. "Are we still going to that party or whatever?"
"If you want," I replied and Sasori shrugged. There was silence. "Um me and Deidara where talking…"
"Fascinating," Sasori said taking another sip.
"Well we where kind of wondering if we where still going to be friends after we graduated," I said looking at him and trying to catch his maroon gaze which was more brown then usual.
"Maybe," he said glancing over at me.
"I think it would be nice," I said bringing my feet up on the chair and hugging my knees. "We could take mission together and stuff."
"Yeah…stuff," he said with a slight curve on his lips.
"So that's a yes?" I said widening my eyes at the puppeteer.
"That's a maybe," he said taking another sip "it's still a long ways off before you graduate. Who knows what could happen in six years."
And that was it, as always Sasori was the one to bring me back to earth. He was right as always and that's what made him an amazing leader. He was reasonable but always gave room for others opinions…well except when it came to art; he was just as hard headed as Deidara when it came to that subject. In the Academy Sasori was the big brother who didn't look like he cared but always made sure his younger siblings didn't get into trouble.
You'd think Itachi would be more of that kind of role model after all the time we'd spent together as student and teacher but that wasn't the case. Itachi was a teacher but he was a different kind of teacher then Sasori. Itachi had a more dangerous air then a big brother would, not saying that when Sasori gets pissed he's not just as deadly but they where just different.
In other words Sasori was sexy and Itachi is sexy. Not that Sasori isn't super hot too he is but I just don't see him that way anymore. That would be like me saying I wanted to date my brother and that was so not happening. Itachi on the other hand is like your hot biology teacher that you know you don't have a chance with but you still find yourself staring when he's having a big rant that you should be taking notes on. Yeah Itachi is that kind of teacher.
I shivered but not from the cold.
Then there was Deidara…what was Deidara? I really had no idea actually. He is just so indescribable it was almost frustrating trying to think of the correct adjective for him. I couldn't even think of the correct color of his hair, either way he still looked like Deidara. In fact I wondered what he was doing now…
"Oh yeah well take this yeah!"
I snapped up from my daydream and blinked hearing the door slammed shut and I saw Deidara chasing my brother out the door. I was about to yell out at Deidara but then I heard my brother laughing as they weaseled into the snow. I sighed in relief that he wasn't going to blow him up and watched them play around like boys. I wasn't going to ask how they ended up like best friends but I was happy they where getting along.
"Are you still mad at Ken?" I asked to Sasori.
"Nah just another brat I have to deal with," the red head shrugged. I smiled at him, good old Sasori.
I looked through my closet; it was nearly nine o'clock and I had only just taken a shower. I had no idea what I was supposed to wear and nothing seemed right. The only thing I've worn for months was the black uniform of the Akatsuki. So I picked out a bright red tang top a pair of jeans and my black leather boots. I also found some fish net gloves that came up to my elbows. In the reassess of my jewelry box I found some black dangly earrings and then put on the pendent Hidan had given me.
"Jen-Chan?" I heard Deidara whimper, "can I come in?"
"Yeah sure," I replied smearing on some black eye liner. He came in but I hadn't expected him to be in just a pair of shorts as he dried his hair with a towel. I blushed slightly but was pretty use to seeing both boys running around half naked. "My mom's buying me my own hair strengthener so I wont have to steal yours," I said.
"Thank the gods," he said with a smile "its annoying having to wait for you hmm."
"Please I always leave the house with my hair half wet," I said turning to him as he was getting on a pair of baggy paints. Again I only blinked slightly.
"You're looking nice," he said eyeing me sharply.
"Need to look good for the boys," I replied brushing my hair out then shacking my head so it would fluff up. "Plus I haven't dressed up in like forever."
"What about that time at the Black Widow?" he asked and I laughed.
"We only switched clothes around," I shrugged putting on some red lipstick.
"I don't know you still looked pretty hot," he said very uncharacteristically. I looked over at him with a raised brow and raised a brow. He was looking very gangster in the baggy pants, tight black tang top, fingerless black leather gloves, and skater sneakers. Yes, I used the term 'gangster' sue me okay?
"Dude I was wearing my bra and fish net for a top I must have been on drugs or something," I sighed rolling my eyes at his guy smirk. I leaned on my dresser and glared at him. "Is Sasori ready?"
"He's been ready the past two hours un," he said, "I have to dry my hair it'll be two seconds then we can go k?" He got up and left the room.
"Yeah," I muttered to myself after he left.
I waved a quick goodbye to my parents as I fallowed the boys into Loren's brother's car.
"Hey Jenny-from-the-block," he said as I climbed in "haven't seen you in a while." I blinked and smiled wryly at him while the others snickered. "And who are these two? Boyfriends?"
"Uh no," Loren said rolling her eyes "there just friends from school."
"Right," he said as we zoomed down the streets going way over the speed limit. It only took about twenty painful minutes of listening to Loren's brother crack lame jokes before we got to the school and where soon free.
"Sweet nickname Jenny-from-the-block hmm," Deidara quipped as we entered the building.
"I kind of like yours better Dei-Dei-kun," I snapped back exaggerating the 'kun'. He rolled his eyes and I giggled softly. We paid for our tickets and went into the dark cafeteria that was already filled with a good amount of people standing around and talking. The music wasn't blaring but it had a good beat and I wiggled my hips a little to the rhythm.
I was surprised to see that I recalled a lot of the people's faces. Names where lost to me but that's why I'd have Loren with me. Loren by the way was wearing a black leather jacket over a emerald green tube top that was showing off her beautiful shoulders a pair of jeans with a black and white checkered belt and a pair of sneakers. I was too bony for tube tops to look flattering on me so I envied her in that department.
Sasori wore a sharp soft green button up shirt that was left open to show a white tang top and better fitting jeans then Deidara. It was kind of weird not seeing him in the uniform, he looked like an average sixteen year old and he looked hot doing it. Jesus both Dei and Sasori looked good as always. You could probably make them up as hobos and still find nine out of ten girls still would want to bang both of them…jeez where did that thought come from?
"Oh my god!" a girl I recognized squealed. I knew me and Loren knew her from before the Academy but I couldn't recall her name. She was gothic with the all-back Hot Topic lover thing going on. "Hey guys I didn't think I'd see you again like ever!" She sure was hyperactive for looking stereotypically emo.
"Hey Britt," Loren said with a warm smile "yeah we got a week off. Britt this is Sasori and Deidara."
"Dude killer names where are you from?" Britt asked the boys.
"I'm an exchange student from Korea un," Deidara said trying to make his assent a little bit thicker.
"Which Korea?" Britt asked making Deidara raise a brow "I mean like the good one or the psycho I-kill-you Korea." Did she realize how raciest she sounded?
"Um I'm from South Korea hmm," Deidara said hoping he'd given the right answer.
"And what about you Sasari?" Britt asked turning to the red head.
"It's Sasori," he corrected before dumping his mega lie "my parents where hippies and where into the whole hugging trees thing and named me after the Japanese word for scorpion."
"Oh that's pretty sweet," she said before someone on the other side of the dance floor caught her attention "hey I'm going to catch you guys later okay? Nice seeing yah guys."
Once she was gone I turned to Sasori. "How much of that story was a lie?" I asked kind of wondering why a half Egyptian half Irish kid would have a Japanese name.
"It's not a lie my parents where hippies living in London," he said with a slight shrug.
"Oh…"
After a little while people started to dance and we where still just standing in a cluster in the corner of the cafeteria. We watched the crowd grind and wiggle as the songs blared with a Spanish beat. It was like watching a freaking orgy the way the girls rubbed up on the guys or girls dancing together in clusters. Then of course there where the few stragglers making out hotly in the back round.
"Loren," Sasori said looking at her with a half open gaze "want to dance?"
"Hmm alright," she sighed taking his arm and both where dissolved into the crowd.
"Jen-cha-"
"Don't even ask!" I said practically dragging him into the sea of moving bodies. In one quick movement I had my back up against him and his hand on my hips. I looked at him over my shoulder and to say he was a little surprised was an understatement. I bit my lower lip and smirked.
"Well this got interesting un," he said in my ear.
A.N: Just so you all know 'Britt' is a very fictional person I havn't based on anyone I know