A.N: Yay crakey chapter full of cheap comidy enjoy!
disclamer: I do not own Naruto or any of the songs used in here.
Chapter Thirty-two: Ninja Of The Night
The next morning I woke up to my mother's soft but groggy morning voice. My brain was in a haze because of yesterday's heroic activity and my body ached miserably. I groaned as she tried to coax me from sleep but rather then getting up I rolled over in acted pain my face in my pillow and lay there inert. My mother sighed and rubbed my head.
"Jenny," my mother whispered softly for the fourth time. Again I just grumbled at her. She was soon becoming impatient and just began to talk. "Your father and I have work today don't destroy the house, you know the rules. Okay honey?"
She bent in and kissed my head and I made a little puppy like whimper of acknowledgment. "Anyway be careful and your in charge so take care of the boys okay?"
"Yup mum," I grumbled lifting my head and giving her a kiss. For the darkness of the room I could tell it was still early, probably four or five in the morning. My parents always went to work very early so they could make there hours and come back home at about two or three in the afternoon. "See you and Papa later," I said curling back into a ball.
"Okay see you honey," she said in a whisper as to not wake Deidara. (Which would have been impossible too because you can't wake him up without body slamming him anyway.) She soon left and I listened to her walk down the hallway. After nearly half an hour later both of my parents where gone and I silently sat up.
The first lights of dawn where beginning to show. A curl formed on my lips as I glanced up at Deidara's sleeping form. I found it unfair that he was the only one doing the 'pouncing' so to speak. I wanted to make him completely breathless too I wanted to be the one in control if for only a second or two. (That last statement was way to sexual wasn't it?) Anyway you get the point I'm feeling a little too victimized (in a good way) for my liking.
I moved slowly out from under the covers and over to where he slept. The mattress had become a bit deflated but I was able to inch onto it with little disruption to the blond. My face felt hot at the thought of where this could end up and signals in my brain flared 'bad idea' every two seconds. I paused hovering over the sleeping ninja.
Chickening out I carefully climbed off the bed and out the door. I'd leave Deidara to sleep a few hours. I told that to myself as I skipped passed Sasori who was already up and watching TV. How long has he been up?
"You're up early," he said making me pause half way to the kitchen. "Your face is red too. What's up?"
"Sasori…" I paused unsure of what to say before walking back over and sitting on the sofa next to him my feet tucked up under me. I grabbed a pillow close by and hugged it. "Nothing."
"Liar," he said his dry blood colored eyes snapping over at me. I shrugged as if saying 'yeah so?' He sighed and leaned back in the set to look at me. "What's up?" he said in a dull voice that meant 'you could tell me but I wouldn't really care.'
"Deidara," I said and Sasori rolled his eyes in a very doll like fashion, which was incredibly creepy.
"Why aren't I surprised?" he asked and I looked at my fingers "you shouldn't worry about him. Your studying to be a ninja for god's sake, stop being such a wimp."
"You always know just what to say," I said sarcastically and he smirked. "I'm going to get a cookie and since you're a doll youcan't eat there for no cookie for you!" I got up and stomped to the kitchen and got two Oreo cookies. I was going to eat both of them but when I came back to the sofa I gave Sasori one of the cookies despite what I'd just said.
"Is Loren coming over today?" Sasori asked almost hopeful. This time I was the one to roll my eyes.
"I guess if she wants to," I said with a slight shrug.
An hour later Loren did end up coming over but unlike what Sasori must have been think while we where eating Oreos there was no romance. In fact nothing about that day was at all what I would call romantic.
"I'm a ninja it's my birthday!" Loren chanted as the four of us watched cartoons. Kenny was still sleeping or something. "I'm a ninja!"
"Quiet I'm trying to watch this," I growled watching Cosmo and Wanda bicker on the TV screen.
"Dude where ninjas!" Loren said jumping up from the sofa and blocking our view. "We graduated from Ninja tech!"
"Yeah," I said crossing my arms "but that means to respect what it means to be a ninja."
"Dude I'm going to go to parties!" Loren interrupted beginning to geek-out "People will be at parties and they won't even know I'm there. They'll be like 'Did you hear something Tad?' They'll look up and I'll be all clinging on the ceiling and they'll be like 'Oh a ninja? Awesome it's a party!' And I'll be like 'just throw the cake up here please! Dude I'm a ninja!"
There was a pause as Deidara and Sasori stared at Loren as if she'd lost her mind but I didn't lose a beat.
"No, no, no, no," I snapped but she went on.
"I'll wear all black!"
"Don't exploit the ninja! The ninja is calm. Repeat calm!" I snapped getting to my feet hands on my hips.
"Calm," she replied unsurely. "Yeah I know but-"
"Defense," I said.
"Oh yeah…"
"Strategy,"
"Yes!"
"Eye of the dragon," I said dramatically.
"Wooohhaaa," she said putting her hands up in the stereotype kung-fu pose.
"Feel the power of the energy from below," I said shutting my eyes. I could feel Sasori and Deidara's eyes on my back.
"We must go out and ninja in the night," Loren proclaimed.
"We must start our quest," I said jumping over next to Loren.
"Shall we?" she asked looking at me.
"Yes," I nodded and I started up singing. "Like a shadow serpent silence is my vale!" I did snake-like movements with my arms for extra effect.
"Yes! And with perception of a cobra," Loren sang out with her stronger voice "Ninja kill and leave no trail!"
"We know ancient stuff! And we have fun fucking things up!" we sang as one.
"For instance," Loren sang putting her hand on her hip.
"In the confusion of a smoke bomb I could remove your bra," I said pulling a bra from the pocket of Loren's sweater (put there on purpose by the way.) "And you wouldn't even know it!"
"I can jump roof to roof! And steal my friends' free cable," Lore leaned in a little "its bad ass."
"I use my shinny star," I went back to singing the catchy tune "to pick the lock and steal your car!"
"Rock and roll!"
"Ninja of the-"
"Ninja of the-"
"Ninja of the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT," we sang together doing a pair of wonderful jazz hands.
We stayed like this for a few seconds as the two boys just stared at us as if we'd just grown two heads. Sasori after a while just closed his eyes and squeezed the bridge of his nose. After another long pause Deidara spoke up.
"Can you guys teach me that song hmm!" he asked enthusiastically before Sasori walloped him over the head.
It only got worse after that…
"Boom boom boom boom. I want you in my room. Let's spend the night together! Together in my room!" I sang as I walked passed Deidara heading for the kitchen. The blond reacted by twisting his head around wondering if he'd heard correctly while Loren snickered evilly. She had put me up to that one I swear!
Later on Loren, Deidara, Kenny, and I all did a little Hips Don't Lie dance. Deidara being the guy singer and Loren and me being Shakira while Kenny just shook his little booty on everything on the living room (including Sasori who wasn't happy with the unexpected booty rubbing.) Deidara sings pretty nice. By this time Sasori had refused to even be in the same room as us and went to my room to mess with my computer.
"Aw! Loren you can dance better then that!" I said watching her wiggle foolishly as I put the volume up on the TV that was playing Ohio is for lovers.
"No, I can't I suck at dancing," she proclaimed.
"I'm sure Sasori-Danna would beg to differ yeah," Deidara said coyly "Me and Jen watched you at the school dance."
"Well we weren't grinding like you two psychos," Loren snapped disapprovingly.
"But grinding is fun!" I said with a slight shrug "it's like sex without the mess."
"Lovely comparison hmm," Deidara said sarcastically.
"No!" Loren squealed "I couldn't dance like that! My butt is too big!"
"Do you have an excuse for everything?" I asked before shaking my head "besides grinding was created for big bun girls. My butt is too small so it didn't have the same effect for me and Deidara."
"Speak for yourself Jen-Chan hum," the blond muttered but I ignored him.
"Your so annoying Jenny," Loren finally sighed not wanting to go on with the conversation. A lot of conversations ended like this with us. It kind of annoyed me because I only want to help but she always thinks I'm trying to attack her or something…I don't know whatever. I mean at lest she has a nice butt all I got is a little lump and my brother even calls me flat assed. Which kind of hurts because I know it's true.
I went over to sit next to Deidara in defeat as Loren hurried to the bathroom which she suddenly needed to use.
"You okay?" he whispered and I nodded and smiled at him.
"Sheesh I'm fine Dei-kun," I said "Hmm what do you think the final test of the year will be?"
"I don't know but I know that we only have two months to study before it starts up yeah," he said "last year it was survival in a random spot on earth. Pretty much they blind folded us and took us to the desert in Africa, well at lest Me, Sasori, and Tobi. Thankfully Sasori knew everything there was to know about living in the hot desert yeah. After about a month and a half living in Africa we where picked back up and taken back to the Academy. The whole point of the final exam is to push you to the edge and see if you can survive hmm."
"Wow, that must have been crazy," I said in udder shock "Did Tobi ever take off his mask?"
"No! The little shit wore all his gear all the time even if it was a million degrees out hmm!" Deidara snapped as if angry that Tobi hadn't died of heat stroke.
"That kid is crazy," I laughed. "Hmm we're going back to the Academy soon. We leave Saturday morning."
"And today is?" he asked.
"It's Thursday," I said "but I can't say it wasn't fun or anything. I mean Ken called you guys gay, we danced, we kissed, we had a mission, and then we did the stupid stuff we did today."
"Yeah it was fun," he said with a smile. "Especially when I kicked that kid's ass on the dance floor."
"Oh I do remember that!" Loren laughed from the stairs fallowed by Sasori. "That was pretty funny."
"If not stupid," Sasori said. I smiled and Deidara rolled his eyes.
A.N: Hmm I wonder what the final exam will be