Le gasp! A chapter three?! Yes! A chapter three! Fear it! And I make these up as I'm typing, so expect more random than ever!

And when we last left our amazing feline heroes Ikki was chased up a tree, Agito became dictator, and Kazu is the only one with any common sense left! Is there any hope for them?! Sadly, there is. But you didn't hear that from me.

Disclaimer: Izumi will be making other appearances, just for my amusement as well as his creator, Etsuuko. I don't own him. I do own the other Taco Bell delivery guy who's future will be determined in this chapter.

Beware

Please ignore any horribly lame attempts at getting things correct. I currently am loaning my AG books to a friend and I am too lazy to go to onemanga to look up and see if what I have is correct. Find something wrong, please tell me nicely.

The burrito had taken revenge. Spitfire was on Myspace, his cleverly made username, FlameKingSF, staring up at him as he edited his profile. He paused as his digestive track protested that mornings lunch. Jabbing brb quickly on his Instant Messenger, the ex-Flame King leaped up, searching for the fresh laundry scented perfume for the air. Hair spray was grabbed my mistake. Damn his stylish good looks and hair salon profession!

The five cats were sitting in a circle, trying to decide the next best course of action to take. Agito wanted revenge on the pack of dogs. It was quickly shot down and no matter how much he threatened, no one changed their minds. Onigiri had suggested something similar to the old Frog Prince tale, let girls kiss them and see if it changes them back. And while Ikki and Kazu were up to it, Agito and Buccha refused. After that, Ikki had suggested something about Taco Bell. Needless to say, confused looks were tossed his way. Kazu had been the only one to say anything. Agito and Ikki had agreed on one thing though: revenge on the dogs. They just for the life of them could not agree on a tactic. The little blue kitten wanted a head on attack while Ikki preferred the more strategic attack them when they aren't looking.

Needless to see, a park meant people. And people meant pets. Pets meant... I don't have to spell this out for you. The group was rudely interrupted by a sudden attack from a pack of... squirrels. Ha. Bet you thought I was going to say dogs. Wrong. Anyway, acorns came pummeling out of nowhere, mainly aimed at Ikki. The squirrels were a well oiled and organized machine. When one line dropped back another took their place to whip the tree fruits at the cats.

"What the hell did you do, Ikki?" howled Kazu, drawing back after being smartfully hit on the nose by a well aimed acorn.

"I didn't do anything! I swear!"

"You had to do something to get the squirrels like this!" Onigiri huffed, lifting a paw to help better protect himself.

A little squirrel general ceased fire, striding to stand in front of his army. "Cats, surrender peacefully and you will not be harmed further!"

There was a pause on the side of the Kgarasumaru gang. "He has got to be kidding."

"Well? What is your answer?"

Ikki smirked, trying to hold back his laughter. "Kogarasumaru!" he hollered.

"Kill!" the others snarled, charging into battle.

The squirrels stood no chance.

Agito had never had this much fun carving his road into anything before! Even though technically he was just clawing the ever living hell out of the rodents. Everyone had stayed out of his way during what would be known as the Bloody Massacre of The Park. Many lady squirrels mourned that night. Kazu, quick on his paws, confused many of the little brown furries. Ikki, well it would just be quicker to say that they picked the wrong guy to try to make war on.

The squirrel general called a retreat, counting his losses. "You may have won the battle, cats, but you have not won the war!" Agito gave a little half jump at the older squirrel, making it turn and run along with the rest of the forces.

On his first delivery run to an important businessman, Izumi was nearly mowed down by the retreating army of squirrels. What was with the animals these days?! First the cats and dogs and now squirrels! What would be next? Fish? He paused. Attacking sushi. Well, he was going to stay away from the raw fish for a while.

Licking any battle wounds they managed to get, the gang took a look at the damage they had done. Squirrel bodies were all over the place. Little kids were sure to have a blast with that! "Maybe we should get out of here before animal control comes, Ikki," suggested the Chartreux known as Onigiri.

"Yeah. Alright." Treading over the corpses and with his tail waving high behind him, Ikki trotted away from the battlefield. There was no reason to stay there anymore.

The other four followed. "Ikki, what are we going to do if this doesn't wear off by tonight? My sister will be pissed."

"My dad'll kill me!" whined Onigiri, the reality of it all finally sinking in.

"We'll be fine. It can't last THAT long."

"What if it does?" questioned the tabby.

There was a pause. Ikki didn't answer, just carried on walking. If it didn't wear off by then he was dead. He knew it. His friends would kill him. Unfortunately they got the hint. "Ikki! Tell us this is going to wear off before night time."

He looked over his shoulder at them, grinning. "It'll wear off."

They didn't look satisfied. Still, Ikki led them through the city, staying well clear away from the dogs on leashes. He didn't need a repeat of earlier. The only thing hey had to worry about was being stepped on. "Where are we going, Ikki?"

"The river."

Izumi was able to buy himself a new shirt with the tip he got since the dogs from earlier had ruined his other one.

And so, there we have it. Another chapter of random. With a bit of plot thrown in. Slightly. It's very discreet. I think Izumi has taken over for the old Taco Bell guy. Since the old TB guy went to work at Best Buy.

Eh.

Have fun.