Well, a night ago I had this idea of a mouse army. Yes. A mouse army. They had no tails, but they were mice. Just thought I'd share. Kitty Agito was their leader too. Overran the squirrels. Anyway...

Chapter 4 and more plot is figured out since last chapter was more random things. I hope. And fun things.

Disclaimer: See Past Three Chapters.

Coughing and hacking, the smell of the hairspray still hanging in the air, Spitfire made his way to the pile of mail sitting on his desk. It was amazing how much fanmail one got after you apparently died. Waving a hand to try to dismiss the smell, he sat, sorting through it. "Junk. Junk. Random fangirl. Junk. Junk. Pipebomb from Sora. Junk. Ooh. Coupons!"

Night had settled, putting everyone in a bad mood. Kazu and Onigiri were the worst, more worried about what their family would do to them than the fact that they were still cats. Huddling at the base of a wooden crate in the back of an alley, the two whined to one other, thinking of the worse possible punishments ever. Ikki was searching the fire escapes, looking for any window left open to peek in. He paused at one, looking down at his group of friends. "Hey! At least we don't have to go to school now! We have a good excuse!"

From his spot on top of the crate, Agito snorted. "Which teacher in their right mind would believe that we were turned into fucking cats?" One paw tucked under his chest, tail curcled and pressed close to his body, the small tomcat rolled his eyes. He lowered his head down onto the cold wood, closing his eyes.

Buccha nodded, agreeing with the blue cat. "He's right, Ikki. We'll be in big trouble when we go back."

"It's not like skipping is anything entirely new." The long furred Siberian gathered his paws under him, leaping down onto the crate next to Agito, causing the other cat to open an eye. "As long as we're not gone for a week, we're fine. Right?" He looked for someone to agree to him. However, his friends just exchanged worried looks. "If we can make an army of squirrels retreat, I'm sure we can deal with the adults once this is all over."

"What about an army of dogs?" Agito pushed himself up into a sit, giving his head a shake.

Ikki gave him a confused look. "Dogs? We were up against squirrels, not dogs."

Nose wrinkled, claws slipping out of his toes. "I'm not talking about before, crow! I'm talking about that!" With a jerk of his head, Agito directed everyone's attention to the pack of dogs blocking the entrance to the space between the buildings.

Indeed a large group of dogs were stand there, each baring their fangs in a grin. In front were Stone, Cold, and Stunner, easily picking up the scent of the idiot that had hung around with their old owner before he went all psyco and abandoned them. "Hehehe," snickered the canines. "Don't we have a meal. Five fattened up felines ready for dinner."

Standing to all four paws, Agito flicked his tail. "Don't group me in with these idiots."

Everyone's attention was on the canines, fur on end and ears flattened as far as they could go. Tails flicked nervously, claws unsheathing and glinting in the moonlight. "Ikki," Onigiri called nervously, "what do we do now?"

A smirk crossed the maw of the tom. "We took on Behemoth and a squirrel army. And we're going to get these mutts scare us?"

Gathering up some courage, even if it was only a little as Behemoth didn't have giant jaws filled with fangs or were five times their size, the group faced the enemy.

A small smirk crossed Kazu's maw. "We get through this and you owe us lunch, Ikki."

"Deal."

I really shouldn't have to elabotate on the fight. Five cats against a pack of street dogs used to tearing little creatures appart limb from limb. You do the math. Even with Agito on their side. They were doomed. Horribly doomed. More than doomed, they were hit-with-a-nuke-and-forced-to-mutate-and-suffer-through-a-nuclear-winter doomed. If that made any sense.

Backed against the wall seperating the alley they were in from the back alleys, the group growled, every hair on their pelts standing on end. Agito swiped at a dog whos maw got to close, sporting a new bloody wound across his back that was distinctly in the shape of a heart. But. that's for another day. "What now, crow?" growled the smaller cat, trying to think of a way out of this.

"I'm thinking."

"Then think faster!"

"Agito!"

That voice! Agito looked up, more than horribly surprised to see a very identical cat balancing on the top of the brick wall along with a few other stray felines. "Akito?"

"Isn't he supposed to beinside your head or something?" Ikki asked, looking up at the smiling kitten.

"Something must have happened when we turned into cats."

"Hurry!" The other blue kitten flicked his tail, eyes darting over to the crate.

Catching the hint, Agito leaped as a dog came aiming for his neck, hind paws smacking the top of the canine's maw before he jumped onto the crate. The top of the brick wall would be too far to reach with a regular jump. Agito angled himself slightly, leaping once more. His paws hit the wall of a building, letting him kick off once more to reach the edge of the seperating wall.

Everyone stared in awe.

Agito turned, tail stiff behind him. "Don't just stand there!" he snarled at the four other cats.

The strays that bad been with Akito jumped down, facing the dogs. "Hurry! We'll hold them off," a black cat growled.

In a dramtic display of their awesome Air Strek Storm Rider abilities, the cats all reached the ledge where Akito and Agito were. In a dramatic display of namecalling and funny faces at the pack of dogs, the group of cats disappeared into the shadows of the night.

I really have no idea. Slightly less random, but I tried to throw some funny things in there. Damn my plot idea. Turns it less funny. Well, for this chapter at least. I hope. And look! Akito kitty names an appearace! Why? I don't know. Logic is non existant in this story.