FEAR THE FIFTH CHAPTER! Go read Etsuukos story The Masses. I demand it. Even though she and one other person are the only people who review, plus one I got a few days ago. READ ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO DON'T REVIEW! You will like the story. READ! NOW!

Now that I got that out of my system, another chapter. More random. AKIRA KITTY! X3

Disclaimer: Me no own Air Gear.

I still don't have internet at home so my uploading days will be limited. However, that does give me more time to add the random. X3 Won't be getting internet until the 22 at the earliest. I have to rely on my friends house for internet and uploading things. Thankfully, I have good friends! X3

Sissors in hand, Spitfire began the tedious job of cutting coupons. He was hunched over a small table, the only light being a small desktop lamp positioned over the pile of ads that had come in his mail. Ask any professional coupon cutter and they will tell you the exact same thing: Cutting coupons is the most dangerous sport. Carefully cutting along the dashed line, he went slowly. Five minutes later, the first coupon fell from the remains of the ad, settling on top of the table and staring up at Spitfire. "Yes!" The chair he had been sitting on flew back as Spitfire jumped up. "Ouch! Papercut."

Safe in the headquarters of the street cats, plus Akito, which happened to be the giant rock Ikki usually trained at with his ATs, the gang settled down to ask questions. After all, they had just been saved by Agito's good side and a bunch of flea bitten felines. Needles to say, Akito was crawling all over Ikki, glad to see the Siberian more so than his own other half. Used to this show, but still not exactly liking it, Agito scowled and rolled his eyes.

"Guys, this is Butch," Akito introduced the black cat that had held off the pack of dogs."He saved me from the pack of dogs earler." With his introduction done, the friendly blue kitten went back to rubbing his face on Ikki's shoulder, a small purr rumbling in his throat.

All eyes turned to the obviously annoyed tomcat. "Butch?" Ikki echoed, a smirk drifting across his maw.

"Don't you dare," growled the cat that had saved their lives.

Still, Ikki, Kazu, and Onigiri broke out into hystarics, wheezing breaths of air coming in gasps during a short period of calmness before cracking up once more. "Butch!" Ikki snickered, causing the group to break into laughs once more.

Ears back, and the faintest hint of a smirk on his own face, okay so it wasn't faint, Agito cuffed Ikki upside the head. "Shut the fuck up, stupid crow." The last thing they needed was to piss of the cat that could easily turn them back over to the blood thristy pack.

Lips drawn back in a scowl, Butch turned his back to the cats. "Why I expect more from house pets is beyond me," he mumbled loud enough for the gang to hear.

The snickers stopped immedaitely. "We're not house cats," Kazu spoke up, looking over his friends.

"We're just more well fed than you are," Ikki added in, noting the difference between their well fed looking bodies and the skinny ragged pelts of the other cats.

Butch turned back arund, stalking over to the group and poking Ikki in the gut. "Exactly. Only housepets get this fat and don't know how to deal with a pack of idiotic canines."

"Hey! I'll have you know that I'm the smartest one here!" Ikki growled, puffing out his chest and getting to all four paws. He was only a tad bit larger than Butch, but it amde all the difference in Ikki's mind.

"In what sense?" meowed Agito, fully well knowing that Ikki was only smart when it came to ATs, and even then it sometimes was overshadowed by his, Agito's, own intelligence.

A smirk crossed the maw of the black cat. "Really? Because from what I saw, you couldn't find your way out of a wet paperbag lined with airline markers to show you the way out."

The argument continued for some time, insults being thrown back and fourth. Butch was well versed in bigger words, confusing Ikki with random imputs.

Akito came to sit next to his identical counterpart, tail curling over his paws. "This is the first time we get to talk to each other. In seperate bodies, I mean." He smiled up at Agito.

"Yeah." Something then clicked in Agito's mind. "Akito, where's Lind?"

There was a small pause. "I don't know."

"Shit."

On the other side of the city, another identical blue kitten sat at the base of a window, looking up at a rather fluffy white she-cat. "Hey, pretty kitty. Why don't you and I go downtown for a lobster dinner?" The she-cat giggled, looking down at the Nebelung cat.

The passing by Izumi, in his nice Taco Bell uniform, looked at the two cats, a small smirk making its way across his face. "You two behave now." Snickering, and not realizing that the blue cat had tried to give him the finger, the teen continued on his delivery run.

Back on the other other side of town, the street cats, plus Akito, and Kogarasumaru were planning what to do. More so about the dogs than anything else. Well, for the most part. Agito could care less about what was being said as long as revenge was taken and he was turned back human before they had another battle. God only knew what the entire AT world would think if he showed up like this. What would the people who respected him think! Then again, the female number of his fans would increase.

"Hey, Agito!" Ikki trotted over to the base of the tree the kitten was in. He placed his front paws on the trunk. "C'mon. We're acting as decoy." No one looked all that happy at being the decoys for whatever it was that was going on.

"What the hell are you talking about?" asked Agito as he leaped down from the low hanging branch he had been relaxing on, nearly landing on top of the dark pelted Siberian.

Kazu sighed. "Ikki got into a fight with Butch and now we're decoy for the dogs. We have to lead them to this trap that they'll have set up."

"You're all a bunch of fucking idiots."

"Be nice, Agito," Akito meowed, pawing at Agito's maw. "It's a good plan."

"Did I think it up?"

"No."

"The it's a shitty plan that is for sure going to fail." The more vocious of the cats turned, padding away from the group.

Ikki took a pawstep forward. "Where are you going?"

His tail flicked. "Away from you guys. I'm losing brain cells just listening to this conversation."

Well, this didn't turn out how I had planned. I didn't add in one part. That's for next chapter. Hopefully. Maybe. And yes. Lind was that blue kitten hitting on that white cat. It was random. And I had to throw Izumi in there since he wasn't last chapter. Yay!