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Chapter 4: Harry Has A Little Fun

Harry levitated Snape's body on the couch while Brian closed the door. Turning back to his parents he saw a mischievous smile on his dad's face.

"Uh..dad?"

Harry gave his son a Slytherin grin.

"Follow my lead." He whispered a few things to his son and then decided to wake up Snape. I'm so getting Crucio'd for this.

"Ennervate!"

Snape woke up with a groan. He took one look at Potter and sat up immediately.

"Potter!" he hissed. "What are you doing in my rooms?!"

Harry smiled.

"Well Love, you fainted at the door when I introduced you our son. Isn't he handsome! He looks just like you! Well except for the eyes and the nose! Thank God my genes won out for the nose.

Snape looked at his son but before he could answer he found his lap full of Harry. He struggled but once Harry put his arms around his neck, he was as good as being glued to him.

"Potter get off me!"

"Awww honeybunch! You don't want to fight in front of our son now do we?" He said nuzzling his face in Snape's hair.

Brian was doing his best to hold back his laughter.

"Potter this is sexual harassment!" he said as he kept struggling to get Harry off of him. "The Headmaster will-"

"Do absolutely nothing my little love bunny. He is Brian's Grandfather after all."

"Potter if you do not get off of me I will hex you into oblivion!"

"Without a wand? Unless you're talking about this wand." he squeezes Snape's crotch. "If so then you can hex me or do whatever you want to me." he whispered.

Snape's face went from pale to candy apple red. Before he could retort there was a knock at the door. Brian opened it to reveal a smiling Headmaster and Deputy Headmistress.

"Headmaster would you get him off me! This is sexual harassment!"

But the Headmaster just kept smiling.

"But Severus he's your future husband. I doubt that showing affection is considered sexual harassment."

"But..but..but.." But his "buts" soon turn in to a soft moan as Harry started to nibble on his ear.

Then his blood froze when he saw a bright flash. He looked up to see McGonagall put what looked like Colin Creevy's camera behind her back.

"This is definitely going in the end of the year slideshow."

"You wouldn't dare!"

She gave him a grin that would make a Slytherin smile seem weak.

"You wanna bet. I need to win my money back from what I lost to Pomfrey anyways."

Snape tried to get up but Harry pushed him back on the couch.

With a smile and a wave and a twinkle from Dumbledore they left.

"Now Sevviepoo you don't have to be ashamed of our love. I mean look what it created." he pointed to Brian. Brian waved at them.

"Now pumpkin we have to talk about what's going to happen to us after I graduate."

"Nothing's happen between us Potter. Other than me sending you a one way ticket to St. Mungos."

Ignoring Snape, Harry continued on.

"The first order of business is that we have to get married."

"I'll be damned I will marry you." he sneered

"The second order of business is that you have to quit your job."

"WHAT!"

"Well sugarbum someone needs to be the stay-at-home-dad. And since you're the one who gave birth to Brian I-"

Snape's face went from angry to horrified.

"What did you say?" he asked.

"I said since you're the one who gave birth to Brian-"

Before he could finish his statement Snape's head fell in Harry's lap. Harry sighed.

"He could have at least fainted with some dignity instead of looking like he's giving me a blow job."

"Dad! Too much information!" Harry laughed.

He removed Snape's head got out of his lap and laid him down on the couch.

"Well I guess the party's over now." Brian said.

"Too bad because I could have danced all night."

They looked at each other and bust out laughing.