Yo! I actually had time to write a chapter last night, i was so happy, yeah. I wasn't planning on having the next chapter up so soon, but i got lucky and got some time, un. I have a question for all of you that read this story, yeah. Do any of you know what 'dobe' means, un? I know what 'teme' and 'baka' mean, but i still don't know what 'dobe' means, yeah. So if any of you happen to know, would you please tell me, un? I'd really appreciate it, yeah! Okay, on with the story un.

Maca-roni-- So i finaly spilled who Kankuro had to kiss in this chapter, yeah.

Kankuro-- Ooooooooooh, your so gonna get it!

Maca-roni-- Hehe, i couldn't help myself, un.

Gaara-- I found this chapter quite enjoyable.

Maca-roni-- AWW! Thank you Gaara-kun, yeah! I love you, un! Here's a cookie, yeah.

Gaara-- Thank you.

Maca-roni-- AH, un! He said thank you...i shall faint now, yeah.

Gaara-- Maca-roni doesn't own Naruto. (Catches the falling Maca-roni, so romantic, un!)

Just to let you know, there is some major OOC in this chapter, but it's there on purpose, so please don't complain, un. Personally i think OOC makes some stories better, and in mine, well it IS listed under humor it's susposed to be funny, yeah. So i hope you all like it, un!

Enjoy, yeah!

Naruto's hands stayed put, keeping the two of their lips mashed together.

"N-naruto…we weren't going to actually make them kiss." Sakura gasped in a hushed tone. Shock an horror spread across her face.

"Huh? What do you mean Sakura?" Naruto turned to look at Sakura, and in the meantime he let his hands drop to his sides.

Kankuro's lips were still pressed to the others until a 'click' was heard and then a 'flash' fallowed snapping the two out of their shocked and empty minds.

"GAAAH!!" Kankuro screamed and pulled backwards falling on his butt.

"O. my. god. MY EYES! THEY BURN LIKE TONIGHTS DINNERRRRR!" Ino screamed dramatically and started to rub her eyes as tears streamed down her face.(A/N:She's still crying over not getting pizza, that baby, yeah.)

Everyone else slowly closed their gaping mouths and stared at the mourning Kankuro about how foul his mouth is now.

"Naruto?" Someone's voice could slightly be heard over Ino's screaming.

Naruto's thoughts were cut off when he caught site of the person calling his name.

"Naruto?" The voice repeated itself.

"Y-yes…Sasuke?" Naruto gulped as he waited for Sasuke's reply. He knew he was gonna get it and was debating on whether to bolt off running now and get a head start, or stay and see what Sasuke had to say.

Naruto decided to make a run for it, but before he could get anywhere, Sasuke's words caught him.

"Th-th-thank y-you f-for h-help-i-ing m-me e-express th-the o-o-other s-side o-of m-me. I-I w-wouldn't h-have b-been aaable t-to do I-it with out y-you N-nar-u-uto." Sasuke finished his stuttered sentence and took a deep breath.(A/N:Heheheheheee, i'm so evil, un.)

Everyone stared down the uchiha with gaping mouths. No one, NO. ONE. Could believe their ears. Did Sasuke Uchiha, THE Sasuke Uchiha, just say he swayed the other way? Well, my friends, he did, he CERTAINLY did.

"S-sasuke, w-what do you m-mean?" Sakura was horrified, utterly horrified.

"I mean, exactly w-what I s-said S-sakura." No one could see his face cause he was looking down at his feet, but they knew that Sasuke didn't lie, so they had no choice but to accept what he said.

"Oh. Okay." Sakura just left it at that and stared blankly at the window.

Kankuro on the other hand, was at a loss for words. Then out of nowhere he jumped up and ran for the bathroom muttering a few swear words on the way. He also mentioned something about wiping away the filth from his lips, but whatever.

"Well then, I'm going to go get some fresh air." Sakura stoop up and walked out her door apparently not caring that it was a raging storm outside.

Everyone stood up shooting out little excuses to get away from the tight atmosphere leaving Sasuke alone.

Ino claimed she had told Sakura she would check on the washing clothes for her and left to do just that.

Tenten dragged off Lee while he was shouting about how 'Youthful' that was. She also mentioned something about reminding Lee how annoying he was and how scary Ino could be.

Neji just stalked off not saying anything, while Temari and Naruto went to get something to drink after their excessive laughing.

Kiba grumbled something incoherent " Sakmmf…grh gillrlf." and walked off.

Through all the commotion no one seamed to notice Sai grinning like a mad man in the corner of the room.

"You're a real ass you know that?" Sasuke hissed as he glared at Sai grinning in the corner of the room near the window.

"Watch your tongue Sasuke. I'm the one with the ball in my court and I shall play with it how I'd like to play with it. You wouldn't want anyone to find out about our little meeting in Sakura's room would you?" Sai laughed inwardly knowing Sasuke had no choice but to do every little thing Sai told him to do.

"Now everyone thinks I'm gay!" Sasuke growled at Sai standing up abruptly.

"That just means I'm doing my job well." Sai snickered as Sasuke stormed out of the living room.

Meanwhile with Sakura

Sakura stood outside on her covered porch watching the storm. She had to find a way to think clearly, and the fresh air apparently did it.

Sakura strolled over to her swinging bench to sit down.

'Your telling me. I was certainly knocked off my feet by that comment.'

She was about to reply to her inner when she was cut off by a muffled 'mmph'. When she went to sit down her butt hit an uncomfortable object.

She screamed and jumped up, looking down at the talking, uncomfortable 'pillow'.

That pillow just so happened to be Shikamaru.(A/N:oooo, it's comfy AND cute, hehe, un!)

Sakura's eyes widened when she saw him. He was lazily laying across her bench with his eyes closed.

"What…THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??" Sakura couldn't believe her eyes. Here was Shikamaru laying on her bench in front of her house in a raging storm.

"I'm sleeping. What else would I be doing laying out here like this?" He replied like it was a no brainer keeping his eyes closed still.

"Why are you sleeping on MY porch?!? IN THIS WEATHER?!? WHY WOULD YOU BE OUT HERE AT ALL?!?" Sakura never really did understand this kid.

"Because my house is to far away, and I don't want to travel all the way there in this storm." He lazily commented once again.

"Okay then. Why didn't you ask to come inside?"

"Ino's in there. I could here her loud voice from the sidewalk."

"Why does it matter if Ino's in there?" She was confused now. They were on the same team, they never really hated each other enough to not want to be around each other.

"I can never sleep when she's around, she's too loud." He wrinkled his brow at the thought of Ino and her loud mouth.

"Shikamaru! Come on, your coming inside and joining our fun!" She pulled on his arm for him to get up.

He reluctantly followed with a simple 'Troublesome woman' comment.

Sakura opened her door and they walked into her house.

"Remind me why I decided to come in again." Shikamaru and Sakura just started at the 'sights' before them.

Sai was laughing like a maniac in the corner of the now dark room, repeating something around the lines of 'I'm your master, obey me you slave!'.

They glanced over to see the commotion in the kitchen. Lee was hanging from the spinning ceiling fan upside down screaming like a banchi, while Ino was below him with scissors ranting on about how 'WHEN YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE I'M GONNA SHAVE OFF THOSE DISGUSTING FLUFF BALLS YOU CALL EYEBROWS!!'.

Kiba was having quite a random conversation with Neji by the kitchen sink.

Kiba: So I heard you like mudkips.

Neji: So you heard right.

Kiba: (hands neji a stuffed mudkip)

Neji took the mud kip and started to walk off.

"Wait Neji, I'd like to fight along side you!" Kiba shouted as Neji walked away.

"No, Kiba. Only Mudkips and I may fight for Sparta." Neji walked off leaving a proud Kiba behind.

"Oh Nejiiii!!! I'm so proud of you! Your so brave!" Kiba took out a hidden hanker chief and started waving it about calling after Neji as tears streamed down his face and his eyes sparkled with pride.(A/N:Sorry, that was utterly pointless, un. But hilarious if you've seen the movie 300 and pokemon, hehe, un!)

Naruto ran past Shikamaru and Sakura screaming something about wanting a strawberry lollypop while chasing Temari.

Kankuro came walking out of the bathroom and down the hallway, then looked at Sakura. They stared at each other for at least 5 minutes until Kankuro threw his hands to his face and screamed like a fan girl, mumbling how he needed bacon before he fainted and fell to the ground below Sakura's stairs.

Sakura sighed inwardly staring at Kankuro's limp body.

It wasn't until she heard a slight boom that she noticed the most disturbing sight of all.

There, on her coffee table in the middle of her living room, was Sasuke dancing and singing to 'I feel like a woman' with Sakura's pink bra and underwear over the clothes he was wearing.

His hands were trailing up and down his body, tracing fake curves he clearly didn't have.

Sakura's face dropped in horror when she saw this.

"SASUKE!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?" She screamed as she bolted towards Sasuke.

Sasuke noticed this and took off running. "Look, I CAN EXPLAIN!! Wait…no I can't, but, STILL!!"

"GET MY BRA AND UNDERWEAR OFF NOW SASUKE!!" Sasuke was jumping over obstacles to dodge Sakura's tremendous anger.

"I CAN'T! IF I DO EVERYONE WILL KNOOOWW!!" Sasuke glared at Sai who was now dieing of laughter in the corner. "SAI I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"Ah ah." Sai shook his finger at Sasuke who was currently running for his life giving him the, like hell you are, look.

"Hello? Could you contact me to the 'Teens gone wild emergency center'?" Tenten sat in Sakura's room listening to the commotion below. "Y-yes, wait, WHAT? No this is not the 10th time I've called…it's only my 5th thank you very much." "NO! I'M NOT JOKING!" "Huh? Oh, yes, I'll hold." ' beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeeep' "Hello? HELLO? AHHH, I NEED HELP!!" Tenten screamed as she threw the phone against the wall.(A/N:Tenten...always the insightful one, un.)

"I'll just have to handle this my self." Tenten stood up and walked downstairs.

"Huh? Tenten, you look angry. Is everything--ah? Tenten? You shouldn't do that…Tenten? AAAAHHH, TENTEN STOOOP!! AHHH!"

Screams were heard throughout the neighbor hood that night and some death wishes were made.(A/N:Orrrr not so insightful...hehe, un.)

"So? Did you guys learn anything?" Tenten asked as the other 11 sat and whined about their bruises and fat lips.

"Yeah, never piss off Tenten." Kankuro just asked for death wish number two and was soon dragged down to Sakura's basement by Tenten.

"Sasuke may I ask why--" Sakura was cut off by a loud siren.

She shot her head towards everyone else and they all said in union, "Tornado!".

Dun dun dun duuuuun, un. Okay, so that was my fifth chapter, yeah! I told you it would have major OOC, but that's all part of my story, hehe, un. Personally, i loved Sasuke in this one, yeah. He was showing off a little of his feminine side, un. Okay, well don't forget, if you know what 'dobe' means, please let me know, yeah.

Maca-roni-- Hehe, that was great, un!

Sai-- Your tellin me, that was fantastic!

Maca-roni-- Hehe, glad you all liked it, un!

Everyone except for Sai, Ino, and Naruto-- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!

Maca-roni-- Hehe, sorry, yeah!

Sai, Ino, and Naruto-- PLEASE REVIEW!! THEY'RE GREATLY APPRECIATED!!

Hehe, you heard em, un! So please leave reviews, i love to know what you think of the story so far, yeah. A lot of you give me insperation to continue writing, so your reviews help, un. So, PLEASE REVIEW, YEAH!!!