"Holy shit!" said Edward as he entered the Room of Requirements to face way more people that had come with them.
"Guys these are the Ninja from Konoha that have been transported here on my request, and those are the Blade Children with Ayumu Narumi and Hiyono." Kat said as she pointed at a group full of ninjas, and a couch full of kids, 5 which had creepy eyes, one which was lost deep in thought, and one that was singing a strange song. "And they are going to present themselves starting with the Blade Children."
"I am Kanone Hilbert. And I am a Blade Children. Annihilation is our destiny; we Blade children are children that were not meant to live. You can also call us Bla-Chis," he said as he took out a cat puppet and started to have it talk for him in a high pitched southern voice "Hello Bla-Chis and others, I like the name Bla-Chis, its short for Blade children."
"Can't you just magic us the introductions, so we can get on with what really matters?" asked Uruyu, obviously annoyed that there were supposedly competent people carrying around cat puppets.
"You know he is right, because from what you told us, if all the good guys are together then all the bad guys are together," said Ayumu.
"Oh, all right." She touched the tip of her wand to her temple pulling out the silvery water like substance that is memories. With her wand she twirled it around duplicating the memory over and over again until there was one for everyone that was there, including the sleeping Sasuke. She let her wand go and made a hand sign that the ninja recognized as the sign of the monkey, then the sign of the tiger, and finally the sign of the rat, and then she said "Senbon no Jutsu, the art of scattering," the silver like substance zoomed straight for each of their receivers craniums and lodged it self in their brains.
"Hey Kat, how about you wake up Sasuke so he can join this little reunion? Huh?" said Ino
"Well, I suppose I could, but let me reinforce the chakra ropes seeing as he is a runaway ninja, and apprentice to an S-class criminal that killed the 3rd Hokage." Kat said as she pointed her wand and said "Incarcerio!"
Sasuke was enveloped in rope from neck down, to the point where, even if he tried, he could not move at all.
"Sasuke-teme! Hey little emo avenger wake the eff up! Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey!" Sasuke just twitched and moaned something about how he would get revenge on Itachi for killing his family and for eating the last cookie in the cookie jar. "Oh fine I guess this calls for extreme measures," Kat paused to take a deep breath and yelled (hence the capital letters) "OMG! INO IS TRYING TO KISS SASUKE AND THEN FORCE HIM TO MARRY HER WHILE HE IS UNCONCIOUS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke awoke with a start and noticed that Ino wasn't near him, and that he was tied very tightly. "What the hell is the meaning of this? Someone better untie me or. . ."
"Or what? They'll be on your avenger list right under Itachi?All fear the wrath of the failed avenger Sasuke Uchiha! Or you will attempt to crush them with your triple wide ego and your mouth to match!" said Kat full of scorn to Sasuke. "Boy, you are in my world now, and I don't take kindly to threats." Kat said, her accent becoming increasingly more southern by the second.
Sasuke open his mouth, as if to say something, but was hit with a terrible pain that contorted the features of his face as he grimaced.
"What the hell is fucking happening to him!? He looks like me when I was trying to push the "hollow" me back into submission!" said Ichigo as he stared at Sasuke.
"No, that is actually the effect of all the transferred memories trying to find a place in his mind. See he was already under my transferring spell, when I used the Senbon no Jutsu and since his mind wasn't active the memories just piled up, and caused the effect you see before your eyes," she pointed at Sasuke "but it should stop in 3, 2, 1, now!"
At that moment he stopped twitching and was left gasping for air, he finally settled down enough to be able to analyze the information that had been transferred to his mind.
"I turned up on the side of the heroes? I thought I would be lumped in with Orochimaru and the rest!" Sasuke said half surprised, half confused.
"I know it surprised most of us as well!" said Ino as she glared at Sasuke.
"Surprised isn't what I would call it. If I remember correctly, Kat said something along the lines of "That incompetent piece of shit is a hero? You've got to beshitting me!" That sounds more like insulted than surprised!" said Harry as he laughed at the expression forming on the startled Uchiha's face.
"Yes, well I guess we should catch our beloved runaway up to date with what has been happening to his comrades and Konoha." said Sakura as she eyed Sasuke with a look of relief and disgust.
"Yes, and lets have Naruto show him!" said Ino with an evil laugh.
"Okay, well, lets see, Shikamaru made chunnin first, them I left to train with Jiraiya, Neji no longer has a blind spot, but he made Jounin first, Sakura trained under Tsunade-sama and is now the second deadliest Kunoichi in the whole ninja lands next to Grandma Tsunade. Let's see I trained under Jiraiya, Tsunade, Neji, Rock Lee, Kakashi-sensei, Hinata, Shikamaru, Gaara, and many others. Sakura is now in the level of a Sannin as am I, but a bit weaker. I doubt that there is any one in this room that could defeat me, and that would include you in the released state." Naruto finished, as he looked at Sasuke, a look of skepticism coming about his face.
"Alright then, let's fight you and me, right now! If you win then I will stay and listen with out trying to runaway, but if I win then you have to let me leave!" said Sasuke, as though daring any one to disagree.
Naruto looked at Kat as though asking for permission, she nodded her head and said "Fine, but let me make this clear to you that if this fight gets out of hand then I will step in and stop it." She undid Sasuke's ropes with a lazy wave of her wand and set up perimeters with another. "Begin."
Sasuke had expected for Naruto to run at him wildly screaming at the top of his lungs, but instead Naruto walked a few paces forward, and stopped to face Sasuke, as he did so he removed his headband.
"Put your headband back on we are fighting as equals!" said Sasuke, feeling extremely insulted that Naruto would dare to insult him like that.
"No, we are no longer equals; we haven't been for a long time. You should have never left Konoha, you said that Konoha could do nothing for you, now let me show you what it did for me." Naruto walked forward about three steps before he said with a calmness that insinuated that this match was no big deal, "Shadow Clone Jutsu."
8 shadow clones appeared in a circle around Sasuke, and they all closed their eyes for about a second, and then opened them, and to Sasuke's surprise, one eye was red, the other blue, and all nine Narutos had acquired a tail.
He is turning into the Kyuubi again, no this time it is different; it's controlled! Thought Sasuke.
"This is Demon Fox's Cloak- all nine tails." All the Narutos said at the same timeas they struck a pose that resembled Neji's 8 trigram. "I will have finished you off with my next move, 8 Trigrams: 128 Palms."
In an instant all nine Narutos hit Sasuke's Chakra points 128 times, to make in total 1152 times.
"I …win." Naruto said as he called back the shadow clones. Sasuke trembled as he got up.
"What the fucking hell!? I thought only those born to the Hyuuga clan with the Kekhei Genkai could do that!" exclaimed Sasuke angrily.
"Usually yes, but Hinata and I decided to teach that move to Naruto, seeing as we thought he was worthy of such a gift. Not only that but he also knows chakra detection, chakra field, and he has the basics of the Byakugan." Neji stated with an air of superiority.
"Naruto's scope of power is now beyond those of even the Hokages, along with the Sannin combined. He has become powerful enough that he can use what he likes to call 'Tsukiyomi: Uzumaki Style" without the need of the Sharingan, and I believe he has now completed the Amaratseru version of it as well." Jiraiya pointed out rather proudly.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, now let's get on with what really matters, the villains." said Ichigo.
"Yeah the villains." Everyone said
- Commentary from Spiral DVD where the director was reading Japanese subtitles that said 'He is one of the Blade Children; I too am a blade Children.'
Ninjas present: Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Ino, Shikamaru, Gaara, Neji, Rock Lee, Gai, Hinata, Kiba, Iruka, Shino, Temari, Kankuro, and Choji.
Shinigami present: Ichigo, Rukia, Uruyu, Orehime, Urahara, Yoruichi, Renji, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Byakuya, and Sado.