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Chapter 7: Questions and Answers

Brian levitated his father to the couch while Snape and Kingsley composed themselves. Well tried to. Brian looked at the two and couldn't do anything but shake his head. He had to admit, it was pretty damn funny. And seeing his Papa smile and laugh was priceless.

"Are you two old women finished cackling yet?"

That made them shut up.

Brian turned back to his father.

"Ennervate!"

Harry woke up from in unconsciousness and turned his eyes to Snape.

"What the fuck was that?"

"Revenge Potter. Obviously you call even when it bit you in the arse." Snape sneered.

"Fuck you Snape!"

"We obviously did precious or he wouldn't be here." Snape said pointing to Brian.

"I'm going to be traumatized for life." Brian muttered standing next to Kingsley.

"God can't you take a joke."

"Has someone ever told you it's never good to tease a snake."

"Well i'm not a Gryffindor for nothing. I like a challenge."

Brian and Kingsley watched as the two bicker on.

"You know they do this at home to."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Sometimes Iris and I would make popcorn and watch them just like it's television."

"I see."

Tired of hearing his parents go at it he whistled loudly.

"Okay timeout. I think we need to see some things straight here."

"Such as?" Harry asked.

"Such as what really happens in the future."

"But-"

"What I told you is true Dad but Papa doesn't know anything.

"Okay hold on for a second Brian let me beam."

Harry beamed in delight.

"For the first time in history Snape I know something more than you do. Where's the Daily Prophet when you need them."

"Oh fuck you Potter."

"Uh Snape I think we both know that that will never happen." he said smugly pointing to Brian.

Before Snape could respond...or hex Harry into a million pieces Brian interrupted them.

"Okay Dad Papa sit down."

They reluctantly did.

"So what do you what to know?"

"Like how I ended up with a insolent brat like him?" Snape asked.

Harry glared at him.

"Well you both liked each other anyways and-"

"I DO NOT LIKE POTTER!"

"Well Papa your body language was singing something different when Dad pulled his little prank."

Snape opened his mouth to say something but decided against. Damn kid. At least he got my brains.

"Dad went through a horrible break up with Ginny after he caught her with someone. You caught him crying in the Astronomy Tower. You tried on comfort him and one thing led to another and..well yeah."

"I don't comfort."

Brian rolled his eyes.

"Yeah. Whatever. Anyways you guys became a couple. Dad got accepted in the Auror program but he couldn't stand being away from you. So-"

"We really need to talk about your attachment issues Potter."

"Papa shush!"

"My apologies. Continue with your little story."

"So Grandpa who is Dumbledore asked him to become the DADA teacher. He gladly accepted. Two years after you started dating, Dad proposed to you. You said no."

Snape snorted.

"But then you got on one knee yourself and proposed to him."

"Awww."

"Shut it Kingsley!" Snape said.

Kingsley put his hand over his mouth to stifle his laughter. But by the way his shoulders were shaking. He was really struggling.

"Well you got married and 3 years later I was born. Eight years later Iris was born. You both still work at the school after Grandpa retired, Grandma became Headmistress and you Deputy Headmaster. During the summer all of us including my aunts and uncles travel all around Europe and sometimes the States as well. We're pretty happy."

"Wait a minute? Aunts and Uncles.?"

"Well yeah. There's Aunt Hermione and Aunt-"

"Aunt? Don't you mean Uncle Weasley?"

"Nope. They-"

"What in hell happen to Weasley? I thought they-"

"Papa shut the hell up!"

Harry grinned. Poor Kingsley had to excuse himself to keep from laughing out loud. The price on Snape's face was priceless.

"Anyways yes Aunt Mione marries Aunt Luna."

Snape was about to comment but decided against it.

"They have a daughter. Ron marries some bird he met from the joke shop. Uncle Dean and Uncle Seamus married and have a son. Uncle Draco and Uncle Neville-"

"WHO!?"

"Papa-"

"No no no no no. Draco did not marry Longbottom!"

"Sorry to break it to you Papa but he did."

Snape actually looked like he was going to vomit.

"They have a son and a daughter that's on the way."

Snape could only stare at his son. Either I'm dreaming or I'm really in hell.

"Then last but not least there's Uncle Kingsley and Uncle Remus."

Crash!

Harry sighed.

"I'm going to take a guess. Kingsley and Remus aren't together yet."

Brian shook his head.

"Thought so."

"Now I have a request to ask both of you."

"Yes?"

"What."

"I want you guys to go on a date."

Harry and Snape stared at each other. Then at Brian.

"HELL NO!"

"Oh come on!"

"No!"

"But-"

"No!"

"Dad?"

"Brian I know you're a Ravenclaw, but what part of "no" don't you understand?"

"He probably spends too much time with you Potter."

"Whatever. We're not doing it."

"Please?" Brian begged.

No matter how much they tried, they couldn't say no to those green puppy eyes.

"Fine. We'll do it." Snape growled.

Brian exclaimed and hug both his parents and went in the kitchen to revive Kingsley.

"I can't believe we just agree to this." Harry said.

"Yeah but it's hard to say no to someone who has eyes like that."

"So that means you could never say no to me either?" Harry asked with a cheeky grin.

"That's not what I mean Potter." but his blush answered Harry's question.