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Mello felt like banging his head against the steering wheel numerous times. God were these people irritating; On a scale of one to ten they would of broken it. He shot a quick glance in the rear view mirror to see: Gippal attempting to throw himself out of the car window, for reasons unknown to Mello. Rikku was attempting to stop him but she was also complaining about her lack of makeup today. Tidus was just sighing and tutting like the annoying dick that he was and Yuna was sleeping soundly, this annoyed Mello the most. How could she sleep in a car like this? Matt was beside Mello but he was just simply playing a game like he usually does.

Mello spotted a gas station up ahead, he shot a quick glance at how much fuel the van had, and yup they needed gas. Turning into the gas station and turning off the engine; he turned to the inhabitants of the vehicle

"Now behave yourself in here alright? don't attract to much attention to yourself"

Tidus sighed and folded his arms rolling his eyes, "I'm older than you Mello kid" Mello glared at him

"Shut up!"

"Wanna make me?!"

"Shut the fuck up both of you!" Matt yelled; he was obviously frustrated at losing again, he just can't seem to get the hang on this game.

"I like lolly pops!" Gippal screamed and then startled to giggle like an idiot, Mello glared at the idiot of a man,

"You are such a freak!" Mello yelled

"Not a big a freak as you Matt lover!" Rikku teased back. Mello gave her a look that would of killed anyone if looks could actually kill.

"Get out of the car now!" he yelled, Gippal jumped through the windshield, Rikku screamed and Tidus laughed quite hysterically. Yuna woke up startled

"What happened!" She said looking around, her eyes falling on the broken windshield, she tilted her head slightly,

"Gippal jumped through it." Tidus started grabbing her waist and pulling her out of the car, Rikku jumped out after them an proceeded to go and check to see if Gippal was okay. Who was rolling about the ground in a fit of laughter, Matt tilted his head out of the window to check on him too.

"He's fine." Matt told Mello, Mello growled

"No he isn't. Look at this damage!" Mello said touching the windscreen of the van, Matt laughed.

"Lighten up baby!"

"Don't call me that!"

"Okay baby."

Mello banged his head on the steering wheel repeatedly.

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Rikku and Matt were inside looking around the store for food that they may need, while passing the toiletries section. Matt lifted a packet of sanitary towels and threw it into the shopping trolley. Rikku, who was carting the trolley stopped and looked at him.

"What the hell do you need those for?" Matt turned around and looked at her innocently

"Huh? I Got them for you and Yuna of course." He said in a sweet tone of voice that would make most girls swoon. Rikku sighed

"I use tampons Matt."

"..."

"Bless you?"

Rikku stared at him, "Bless me?" she repeated

"Yes bless you."

"..."

"Tampons are like pads Matt!" Rikku exclaimed, suddenly Mello came striding ever towards them, his arms full of chocolate. He walked over and dumped it in the trolley. Rikku looked at him stunned; he didn't possibly think that they could afford all that chocolate did he? Mello looked at her and shot a glare. Matt put his arms around Mello and whispered something into the blond's ear. Mello turned very, very! Red. Rikku looked at the two wondering if she should stand there or just walk away and leave them umm to it.

"Matt just ask me what are tampons." Mello stated, as he saw the look on Rikku's face. Rikku sighed and started to laugh quite hysterically for something that wasn't even a joke to begin with. Both boys stood back and standed to walk away from the blonde girl. Rikku looked up to see the red head and the blond walk away from her.

"Hey!" She exclaimed running to catch up with them.

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"I want to eat it!" Gippal screamed in Mello's ear. Mello tutted and pushed the man of the counter he was sitting on. Rikku gasped and ran to help him up. Matt just slapped his hand onto his forehead. Seriously Mello needed to chill!

"You pushed me!" Gippal yelled at Rikku; both Mello and Matt snickered at the poor girl, she turned around to glare at them before turning back to Gippal. When she turned back to face the insane man he shoved a banana in front of her.

"You cheated on me!" He declared, both Matt and Mello gave each other an "Oh really?" look and turned to look at Rikku, who sighed.

"I didn't!" She declared, slightly annoyed. She turned to look over at Matt and Mello who where looking at her with a "What the hell?!" expression dawned on their faces. Rikku sighed

"He thinks I cheated on him with...A banana." She explained. Matt just looked at her while Mello burst into a fit of laughter; Matt grabbed onto him so the blond didn't fall to the ground and roll around.

"Oh Rikku! You fruit fetish girl you!" Mello teased flashing her a wink; Rikku blushed furiously, how dare he! By now Gippal had lost interest as was running around somewhere. Mello was still laughing as they reached the counter.

Matt went to the counter and started to empty all the contents onto the counter in front of him; Gippal thought that it would be great fun to pop up again and to take the things placed on the counter and set them back into the trolley which Matt wasn't watching.

"Why is this trolley never emptying itself!" Matt yelled in annoyance and frustration. Mello looked up and sighed putting his hands on his hips.

"Because Gippal there keeps putting them back in" Matt turned around to look at Gippal.

"Gippal!" He scolded "Get down!" Gippal sulked and jumped of the counter and decided to lie down in the middle of the aisle.

"There!" said the saleswoman, after which must of been twenty minutes: "That would be three hundred please." Rikku almost dropped dead. Three hundred?! That must of been Mello's chocolate; as the boy seemed to take a fancy to the most expensive one. Matt sighed and reached into his wallet.

"Oh! And a ten pack please. Any kind." The woman turned around and grabbed a ten pack of the most expensive cigarettes the store had. Mello's eye twitched, the bitch did it on purpose!

"Okay then that's three hundred and thirty." She said

"Thirty!?" Mello bellowed, "Your ass! I'll give you thirty for the whole lot you bastard!" Suddenly Matt just ran away from the scene.

"..."

Mello looked at where he had went then turned back to the woman:

"What's the matter carpet muncher? Dyke got your fucking tounge!" He screamed at the woman.

Rikku could of died in embarrassment. Everywhere she went people had to cause a scene. Gippal was currently screaming and clinging to some random woman's leg and Matt was currently trying to wrestle someone to get their new and improve Nintendo DSI and of course Mello thought he would complain about how much his over-priced expensive chocolate cost. She could see Tidus causing a scene outside, he was filling the car what the hell could he have done!

"I'll call the police on you sir!" The woman exclaimed. Mello's eyes twitched.

"The police" He grabbed the woman by her blouse and pulled his gun out of his trousers and pointed it to her head, "I'm the police bitch!"

"Oh hell no!" Rikku exclaimed running over and placing her hands on the counter, Mello looked at her from the corner of his eye.

"Listen love, here's fifty will that do?"

The woman; scared for her life. Agreed.

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Tidus looked over to see Rikku storm ahead of the group. Mello and Matt came afterwards, it looked like Matt got a new game console and Gippal came gliding into view a few seconds later, with a shopping trolley. Tidus raised his eyebrow.

"They let us keep it" Mello called over grinning. Matt grinned up from his new game.

"Woop!" Gippal let out a cry crashing the shopping trolley into the car. Then screaming at Rikku saying that she had done it.

Matt leaned into Mello and whispered, "So baby, think these people are dead on yet?" he teased.

Mello smiled over at Rikku, "Yeah they're okay" he hit Matt "And don't call me baby!"

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