Matt and Mello's relationship is based on something i just CANT remeber what it was

Disclaimer: Hey Hey you you I dont own this

HA! That didn't rhyme in the least!

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The screams came closer and closer. It was bloody four in the morning! How can Gippal still be screaming at this time in the morning! Mello shot up and glared at the darkness surrounding them. The gang currently where sleeping in the mini-van because Tidus had refused to drive anymore; apparently he can't sleep in a moving car, or so he told the rest of the world, the back seats folded into a bed so currently the six were trying to share. As Tidus was constantly complaining about needing sleep the gang were forced to stop and pull over. Mello saw a small forest to park the van in. Matt, Rikku , Gippal and all thought this would be a bad idea. Tidus told them to shut up and let him sleep.

Rikku groaned as the screams of the man lying beside her kept going on an on, sighing Rikku sat up and switched on the light; which produced a slew on moans and groans from everyone in the van.

"I'm blind!" Matt screamed attaching himself to Mello, who attempted to kick him away. Tidus just turned over Rikku thought that he might actually kill someone if he doesn't get any sleep soon. Mello rolled over and covered Gippal's mouth. Ahh sweet silence, Mello cringed as he felt Gippal lick his hand, put he din't pull away; Tidus would kill him so Mello just had to stick it.

"Shut up Gippal!" Mello hissed, Matt whacked him around the head causing the blond to turn around and glare at him.

"What was that for you dick!" Mello yelled, Rikku covered his mouth. Matt huffed, he felt left out, then he put his hand over her mouth and covered hers. Tidus sat up and looked over at the four covering each others mouths...Words couldn't explain the expression drawn on his face.

Mello pulled Rikku's hand away and turned to look at her.

"Why is he screaming?!" He demanded, both Tidus and Rikku shrugged. Mello sighed and turned to face the insane man. He removed his hand carefully, like you do when removing a band aid of a small child's cut. When Gippal didn't scream everyone let out a breath of relief. Rikku put her arms around him and pulled him into a hug. Tidus sighed and flicked his hair he turned around to wake up Yuna.

"Get up!" He demanded, Yuna just swatted at him, Mello raised his eyebrow:

"That's rather rude don't you think?" He asked Tidus, his voice dripping with sweet sarcasm. Tidus turned around and glared at him.

"So's your inability to look like one gender." Tidus shot back, Mello twitched Matt grabbed the back of him before he started something and ended getting the shit beat out of him by Tidus. Yuna sighed and tried to fix her hair, Mello looked at her

"Your hairs fine Yuna." Mello said smiling at her, Yuna smiled back and Tidus glared at him, a glare that would turn volcanoes to ice. Mello looked at him and rolled his eyes.

"Relax Tidus I'm not trying to steal your woman." Tidus smirked at him,

"You wouldn't be able to Mello." Tidus's voice was filled with a hateful venom; Rikku tried to preoccupy herself with something else but was finding this rather difficult. Gippal was gnawing on the front chair, Yuna decided to lie down and turned around. Matt wrapped his arms around Mello's waist, to stop him from hitting Mello; Matt shot a glance at Tidus, he knew Tidus wouldn't go to hit Mello and if he did. Matt would protect him and get killed in the process.

"Oh you want a bet Ti-Ti" Mello said, a crazy look shone in his eyes. Tidus twitched, but then regained his composure he smirked at the leather wearing blond, his eyes trailed from the blondes face down to his waist and around to Matt's arms, Tidus raised his eyebrows.

"It seems you get a little broke back mountain action of your own sweetie." Tidus replied both Matt and Mello's mouth fell open.

"Mountain!" Gippal yelled attempting to jump out of the newly repaired windshield again, Rikku grabbed him and pulled him back before turning to Tidus:

"Shut it you!" Tidus rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders.

"Whatever." He mumbled jumping up and opening the mini-van door. He stepped outside and Gippal closely followed; Gippal didn't step as such as leap. Head first.

Rikku turned around to see Yuna pretending to sleep and the awkward air surrounding Matt and Mello. Rikku swallowed, this question has been annoying her for ages,

"Are use two guy together" As soon as it left her lips Rikku wished she hadn't said it. Matt looked at her his mouth slightly open but no real expression on his face and Mello just got up and stormed out of the mini-van. Rikku looked back at Matt.

"Look I didnt me.."

"Save it!" Matt snapped at her, as he got out to follow.

A few minutes passed and Rikku sighed, she stepped out of the mini-van too. As she stepped out she looked around for the red head and the blond maybe making out somewhere. But nothing, she turned to face her brother and her "boyfriend."

"Do you know where Matt and Mello went off to?" Rikku asked.

"Mello?!" Tidus asked, so exaggerated that it was as if he had never heard the name before, "No I don't believe I have dear sister! Oh wait!" Tidus got on his hands and knees and looked underneath the mini-van.

"Mello! Matt!" he called, "Are use two under there!?" A couple of moments later he got up again smirking like a dick. Rikku sighed; she was getting sick of him being so mean to her all the time.

"Tidus" Yuna called, "Come back! I'm all alone!" Tidus looked at Rikku and raised his eyebrow at her, she looked away disgusted. Tidus left and got back into the mini-van with Yuna and closed the door. Rikku looked over at Gippal; who was currently eating grass.

"I guess it's just you and me eh?" Gippal looked up at her and giggled.

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"Rikku!" Matt said running towards her. Rikku and Gippal were sitting outside the mini-van and had a little campfire going now, Matt had came running out of the nearby forest.

"Matt!" Rikku yelled getting up and placing her hands on the boys shoulders, "Don't go into those woods alone! Never do that! Murders live in there you know!" Matt eyes opened wide and tears started to fill them, Rikku swallowed, opps! She shouldn't of said that!

"Mello's in there probably! We have to go save him!" Matt said about to go sprinting off into the woods alone again but Rikku held him back. Gippal got up and titled his head at the two.

"Matt! Wait a minute me and Gippal will go with you!" Rikku really had no idea what she was saying; but if anything happened to the adorable leather wearing bad ass blond then Rikku would feel responsible, she had quite a soft spot for him after all.

A few minutes later the three were walking into the forest. Anything wrong with this picture? Rikku seemed to think so! If anyone could handle a murder she was sure it would be Mello; the guy wore leather for crying out loud and very tight leather as well, he also has a gun! Matt. Matt on the other hand was a different story! He was quite naive and always looked to Mello to help him through situations. Rikku was sure if she let Matt go off by himself he would get lost. And Mello would shoot her, it was that simple. Rikku rather liked her live and would like to live another day.

Gippal was skipping slightly ahead from the two Rikku turned to Matt, the question was still killing her.

"Matt?" She asked, Matt turned around and smiled at her. what a nice way to acknowledge someone! She was going to make Tidus and Mello take notes, "Um...well" Rikku suddenly felt uncomfortable saying it again, but she had to "What are you and Mello to eah other exactly?"

Matt looked away from her an up at the sky, thinking maybe? Or day dreaming? Reminiscing? Matt turned back to her:

"We are more than lovers" Rikku turned around to look at him, this was quite surprising coming from Matt. Did he know what that even meant. wait? Did she even get what it meant? Matt turned to her and laughed.

"Don't even try to get it" He joked smiling at her; Rikku genuinely smiled back. Suddenly Gippal ran away from the two further down the path they had been following.

"Gippal!" Rikku yelled running after him, Matt jumped a little and ran after Rikku.

Gippal stopped at a small cliff, causing Rikku to crash into him, Rikku managed to steady herself. Close one! Then Matt ran into the couple and sending the three of them flying of this small cliff. Rikku tumbled slightly and landed at the bottom fortunately crashing into Gippal, who was laughing hysterically screaming to do it again. Matt and his amazing skills had managed to balance himself so now he was currently walking down the small cliff.

"Use okay?" He asked looking over at the two lying on a heap on the ground, Rikku blew the bangs out of her hair.

"Oh yes! I'm great!" Matt started to laugh at the look on Rikku's face; Gippal, seeing Matt laugh, started to laugh hysterically.

"Rikku sighed and rolled her eyes, she got up and walked away a little. Suddenly she felt a hand grab her and pull her away from the others; the hands had covered her mouth so she couldn't scream.

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Rikku felt cloth warp around her mouth, someone had gagged her so she couldn't scream. It was too dark to see who the person was, she was assuming it was Mello and this was one of his weird hobbies. The person was currently dragging her away from Matt and Gippal. This was went Rikku started to panic; as she heard the calls of the name get fainter and fainter. Of course Rikku was kicking and attempting to scream and flailing her arms but to no avail. Mello really was crazy.

She felt herself being thrown against the trunk of a tree painfully; Rikku gasped as she felt him pull down her skirt and her pants. Shit! He reallt meant business didn't he. Rikku started to panic. Shit! Fuck! Crap! She felt his hands travel up her leg ans touch her, she let out a gasp. Suddenly she heard rustles of a nearby bush. Oh God! What if there's more sick people. It might be Matt and Gippal!

Rikku felt the guy enter her and she let out a scream of pain and anger. Mello was so dead! Suddenly a gun shot was heard and she felt the rapist fall over to the side and she heard him thud onto the ground. She fell against the trunk of the tree crying slightly.

A light shone on her, so Rikku could see. It was Mello?!

"Mello!" Mello just looked at her then glanced at the guy.

"There's rapists in these woods Rikku." He stated, Rikku looked at the guy then back at at Mello

"Oh really?" She said in the most sarcastic voice she could. Mello walked over and picked something up.

"Oh don't worry he was poking you with this" Mello threw a branch at her. Rikku cringed, that was so disgusting! And so was Mello's way of putting it.

"I thought it was you." Rikku said getting up and fixing herself. Mello looked at her and burst into a fit on uncontrollable laughter; he actually had to lean against a tree to keep his balance, Rikku didn't know if she should feel relieved or insulted.

"Mello!" Matt screamed running over and hugging his friend, Mello still chuckling slightly grabbed Matt and gave him a quick kiss.

"I'm gay apparently." He said smirking at the red head. Matt stared at him. Rikku laughed. She needed to laugh at something. Gippal jumped down from a tree scaring the shit out of Rikku. Rikku looked at him. How long had he been up there? The whole time? No he couldn't of been.

"Lets go back!" Gippal declared, he looked at the branch that was still in Rikku's hand, he took it from her and started breathing the dead person with it. Matt turned around and noticed the person , he gasped.

"Mello!..." He declared but Mello cut him off

"He was dead when I got here. Come on lets go back."

Mello grabbed Rikku's hand and started to walk back towards the mini-van where Tidus and Yuna were happily sleeping.

Gippal stood still and shot his hand up into the air, like a primary school child does when they know the answer to a question. The three stopped and turned around to look at him.

"What is it?" Mello asked as Rikku titled her head slightly, Matt hid behind Mello, scared in case Gippal did something "scary."

"What do chickens think we taste like?"

"Chocolate" Mello stated walking on. Gippal stood there for a second processing the information before skipping in front again.

"Hang on" Matt said stopping, "You kissed me"

Rikku cringed.

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