Yo! So you guys should be really happy and proud of me because this is two whole chapters one after another, that's amazing for me un! I was supposed to post this tomorrow…but I couldn't wait un. Anywho, I've totally got this amazing idea for the next chappie so the next chapter should be out real soon too, yays un! Well, enough of my rambling, continue on yeah.

Plum-- Yay, this chappie is quite long un!

Shikamaru-- (sleeping)

Plum-- Shika! You always fall asleep when I'm talking to you, un! I know, let's give you coffee so you stay awake yeah! (runs and gets coffee)

Shikamaru-- (wakes up) What's that smell?

Plum-- Uhm…hot chocolate un?

Shikamaru-- I want some (drinks hot chocolate, a.k.a. COFFEE!)

Plum-- Soooo un?

Shikamaru-- W-woah this is some really weird hot chocolate, it's like coffee cause I can't stop talking now and only coffee does that to me isn't that so weird. Did you know I like clouds cause I like clouds they're so fluffy and white and in the sky and they are cool. Oh wow I never knew it was even possible to talk this fast I don't really like it and wish I could sleep right now cause it's actually really not fun, oh my god this isn't hot chocolate is it, you gave me coffee oh my god this is coffee you fed me lies, LIES I TELL YOU and this isn't good cause I can't breath anymore…(silence)

Plum-- Oops…he passed out from lack of air…well that didn't work, plan B yeah!

(sometime 5 minutes later)

Shikamaru-- OH MY GOD THAT WATER IS COLD!!

Plum-- Teehee, oh…I don't own Naruto un!

Enjoy, yeah!


Recap:

She ran violently down the long hallway breathing heavily. She had to find him, she was ganna find him…she was ganna kill him.

Her eyes were flaring and vanes were popping as she turned the corner down the next hallway.

Her lack of oxygen caused her to slow down to a jog. 'Oh well, it doesn't matter if I run. I'll still get him.' She smirked to her self and started to walk.

Her ears suddenly picked up on some movements coming from the room two doors down, 'Aha, I've got you now!' She thought to her self as she took off on a run again, grabbing the edge of the open doorway and swinging herself to a stop immediately. "HA! I FOUND--Omg, what the hell?!? Sakura and Kiba?!?"


With Kiba and Sakura

Instead of finding who she was looking for, she found Kiba and Sakura in a heap on the bed making out with everything they had. "Well, that's surprising."

Sakura was lost in the make out session until she glanced to her right only to see a figure standing in the doorway. She quickly shoved Kiba off her and tried to regain her composure. "Oh my god, Tenten!"

"Uh, hey guys, I'm really sorry to interrupt, but I thought you guys were Lee, and so…uh yeah, I'll just be going now." Tenten smiled wearily and started to walk out of the door, down the hallway once again.

Lee, on the other hand, was hiding in the room across from Sakura and Kiba's room and safe from Tenten…for now.

Sakura just stood sat there on the bed trying to figure out exactly what she was doing. 'What the hell? What was I thinking?' Sakura felt dirty, but she wasn't sure why, 'If Tenten hadn't walked in, how far would we have gone?'

'Hey, don't worry about it. Kiba's hot, that's all you need to know.'

'What? That is not all I need to know. I like Sasuke, not Kiba!'

'Just cause you don't like Kiba as much as you like Sasuke doesn't mean we can't have a little fun with him first." Her inner smirked and her mind officially entered the gutter.

'You disgust me.'

'Thanks, I try!'

Sakura snapped out of her trance when she noticed Kiba getting up and walking to the bathroom to the left of the room. "What are you doing?"

"Do these bathrooms work?" Kiba asked dully. He sounded disappointed.

Sakura was put back by the sound of his voice, did she hurt him? "Uhm, yeah. They all have running water."

"Okay, I'm taking a shower then." He walked into the bathroom, turned on the light, shut and locked it.

Sakura heard running water and decided to go walk around, just to clear her mind. (A/N: Haha, well her house is big enough to just 'walk around')


With Ino and Shikamaru

"Shika, I'm getting sleepy." Ino was walking lazily next to Shikamaru.

"Well let's just take a break then." He sat down and leaned against the hallway wall.

Ino followed suit, slowly letting her eyelids drift closed.

"Iiiinnnoooo…Iiiiinnnooo…"

Ino shot her eyes open, "Shikamaru, was that you?" She turned to see Shikamaru dozing off.

"Iiiiinnoooo…Iiiiinnnooo…"

She heard her name being called from each direction of the hallway. Frantically she began to shake Shikamaru, "Shika! Shika!"

He grumbled incoherent words and moved a little, but didn't wake up.

"Iiiiinnooo…Iiiiinnnooo…"

"Oh god, Hello? Who is it?" She stood up and kept turning her head to each side of her, just to make sure nothing was there.

"Iiiiinnnooo…" It got louder.

"IIIINNNOOOO…IIIIINNNOOOO…"

"Oh my god!" Ino grabbed Shikamaru and dragged him into the closest across from them and slammed the door shut. This time waking Shikamaru up.

"What the hell In--?" Ino quickly slapped her hands over Shikamaru's mouth to keep him quiet.

"IIIINNNOOOO…IIIINNNOOOO…" The sound was loud, but muffled, thanks to the door.

Shikamaru shifted his gaze towards Ino, but his eyes still weren't adjusted to the dark. So he saw nothing.

The calling eventually got farther and farther away and Ino let out a breath she didn't even realize she was holding in. She pulled her hand away from Shikamaru's mouth and leaned back against the wall of the closet.

"Ino, who was that?" Shikamaru could finally see Ino, for his eye site was back.

"I-I don't k-know, b-but that w-was creepy!"

"Maybe it was--SQUEEEEEEEK!"

"OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT?!?"

SQUEEEEEK

"AAAAH!!"

"My ears, my precious ears…"

SQUEEEEEK

"It's getting closer!!"

SQUEEEEEK

(silence)

"I think it's gone." Ino whispered clutching Shikamaru for dear life.

"Yeah? Well I think I lost my hearing." Shikamaru commented rubbing his throbbing ears.

"No you didn't, cause you heard me didn't you?" Ino growled at him. She wasn't in the mood for his sarcastic attitude, shewasfricken scared.

"Whatever, I think it's gone." Shikamaru went to stand up only to get pulled to the floor with a loud 'THUMP'.

"Ow!"

"Don't you dare go out there and leave me in here all alone!" Venom oozed out of Ino's mouth, and Shikamaru could say for the bagillionth time in his life that he was scared.

"Fine, we'll just sleep in here for tonight." He rolled his eyes and laid on the floor with Ino.

"Shikamaru, thank you." Ino wriggled into his chest.

"Whatever, troublesome woman." He closed his eyes, ready to fall asleep.

"What'd you call me."

"Sweet little sugar plum fairy." Shikamaru got a slap on the chest, but he only smirked and dozed off with Ino pressed against him sleeping like a baby.


With Temari and Sai

"Okay, so when we win this I'm gonna make Sakura--SQUEEEEK--what the hell was that?" Temari was cut off when something flew by.

"Well, it was green and made a squeaky noise…I'm stumped." Sai turned towards Temari and they both shrugged their shoulders, "Whatever." They said in unison.

"Hey, woah! Look at that big door." Temari jogged up to the end of the hallway where she was met with two large oak wooden doors.

"Wow, open them up." Sai commented.

Temari walked up and tried pushing them open, but they didn't budge. "They're hard to open, help me push!"

Sai walked up and they both tried pushing them open together, but still nothing.

"Let's run and push."

They ran back a ways and then took off running for the door, both hitting it smack dab in the middle and then falling to their butts.

"Yeah, great idea." Sai stated dully then stood and leaned against the door with his hand.

"Maybe it needs a magic word." Temari suggested giggling to herself.

"Abra Cadabra…Open says me…boom shaka laka…banana man…lil bunny fu fu…ta da…yip yip…yahoo…"

"Sai, those are the weirdest magic words I've ever heard." Temari laughed at her boyfriends stupidity.

"Like you'd do any better." He crossed his arms and gave her a challenging glare.

"I would, here…I've got one. Pull."

"Pull?? What kind of magic--oh…right, pull. Your so funny." Sai glared at her and pulled the door open.

"Oh wow! It's a ballroom!" Temari ran to the middle of the room and spun around a little. It was a huge wooden floor room with fake chandelier lights that Sai turned on. There were huge windows with beautiful drapes blocking your view to the outside world.

No music was playing, but Temari giggled and danced with her arms out, pretending to hold someone while she danced.

Sai walked up to her and grabbed her, taking the place of her fake partner.

"Sai?" Temari looked shocked.

"What? Did you not know I could be cute and cunning?" He chuckled and twirled Temari then caught her again.

"No. I didn't know you could dance." Temari stated dully earning a disappointed glare from Sai.

"Kidding Sai, I'm kidding." She giggled and they continued dancing to the music only they could hear.

After a couple more 'songs' they both plopped down on the dance floor and laid together.

"Sweat dreams." Sai placed a kiss on Temari's forehead and then they both let sleep cover their bodies.


With Kankuro and Sasuke

"What the hell is this place?" Kankuro asked as they searched Sakura's creepy and dreary basement. "Dude, there're cells down here, like jail cells! That's weird."

"This mansion is probably really old. Back then stuff like this in your basement was normal." Sasuke commented running his hand across the jail cell walls.

"Yeah, well I still think it's creepy."

"Hn. So how're we supposed to get back at Sai?" Sasuke asked wanting to know what Kankuro had planned.

"Well, our first objective is to find Neji. Once we win our plan will be put into action." Kankuro grinned evilly.

"You really creep me out." Sasuke shook his head and continued walking.

"How do I creep you out? You're the creepy one here." Kankuro retorted aiming to start something because he was bored.

"Well I don't play with dolls." Sasuke smirked.

"They. Are. Not. Dolls, Chikenass!" That got him every time.

"My hair does not look like a chickens ass, girly boy!"

"Girly boy, how so?"

"You wear make-up."

"IT'S PAINT!"

"Nuh uh…it's clearly make-up."

"IT IS NOT--SQUEEEEEK--"

"What in the name of tomatoes is that?"

SQUEEEEK

"Where the hell is that coming from?" Kankuro searched around, but they were in the basement, and the only light was a few wall lights every now and then. So it was like they were draped in a light shadow.

SQUEEEEK

"What THE HELL?!? SOMETHING JUST GROPED ME!!" Kankuro bellowed and spun around.

"I swear to god it wasn't me!" Sasuke didn't need anything else making him seem gay.

"Wait, I see it! It's coming this way Kankuro, GRAB IT!" Sasuke and Kankuro pounced and the running squeaky noise, but they missed and it got away, disappearing into the shadows.

"Damn, what was that?" Kankuro asked standing up and dusting himself off.

"Not sure, but I say we sleep in one of these cells with the door locked." Sasuke got up as well and walked into the closest cell.

"Why?" Kankuro questioned..

"I don't want anything groping me in my sleep, do you?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow at Kankuro.

"What? Hell no!" Kankuro jogged into the cell and locked the bared door behind him.

"That's what I thought. Now get some sleep. If we plan on finding Neji tomorrow we need to be well rested." Sasuke stated as he laid on one of the cots in the cell.

"Yeah yeah, night." Kankuro did the same, only on a different cot.

"Hn." They both dozed off, with nightmares of the squeaky thing haunting them in their sleep.


With Tenten

"Lee? Leeeeee, Leee where arrrrre youuuuu?" Tenten kept cooing his name as she walked up the stairs to the second floor.

"Where the heck is he?" She started getting frustrated, she knew he had to be up here.


With Lee

He had sneaked out of the room across form Sakura's and Kiba's after Tenten was no

where to be seen. He made his way to the third floor, gathered some things, and then made his way back down to the second floor.

Lee had signed a death wish with Tenten, this meant war.

He peeked around the corner to see Tenten walking down the hall towards his direction. She was sweetly cooing his name which was clearly a trap. Lee narrowed his eyes, taking this battle with Tenten completely serious. For Lee, battling with Tenten was war.


With Hinata and Naruto

Naruto finished walking up the stairs with Hinata and found a room with a bed in it, so he decided to lay her down. It was only about 15 minutes Hinata was out cold, but to Naruto it seemed like forever. He had no one to share his ramen romance novel stories with.

"Mmm." Hinata sat up and yawned, stretching a little.

"Oui? Hinata! Your finally up." Naruto cheered and gave her a toothy grin.

"Oh, I'm sorry Naruto-kun. I always faint at the worst possible times." She whispered and stood up.

"Don't worry about it Hinata."

"But Naruto-kun, I'm causing you to waste time. We may not find Neji now." She looked at him and he just gave her another big grin.

"Nah, we're it's not a problem Hinata, don't worry. We'll just sleep in here tonight because I'm not going to search for him through the night." Naruto sat in the chair closest to the bookcase across from the bed.

"O-okay Naruto-kun." Hinata took a seat on the bed and Naruto started up with telling her stories about ramen. She didn't understand why everybody got fed up with Naruto's constant talk about ramen. She'd didn't mind it at all. Actually, she kind of enjoyed it.

After about an hour of ramen talk Naruto passed out in the chair curled up like a child and Hinata slept comfortably on thebed.


With Sakura & Kiba

Sakura's walk consisted of her pacing up and down the hallway their room was located on. "I can't believe I allowed that to happen." Sakura talked to her self considering no one else was around.

"What was I--squeeek--what was that?" Sakura stopped and looked around. She could have sworn she heard something, but it was too quiet for her to actually hear what it was.

Each room had a light on the outside of them and you had to turn them on separately. Sakura's ad Kiba's room light was on, and so were a few others, but other wise it was pitch black at both ends of the hallway.

Squeeek.

"There it is again, what the hell is that?" Sakura couldn't tell which end it was coming from.

Squeeek.

"Okay serious--" The lights all went out. "Oh crap, the power died. I better get back to the room." Sakura started to feel her way down the wall to the only open door.

Squeeek.It was getting louder and faster.

Squeeek.

(silence)

Squeeek.

Squeeek.

"Oh god oh god!" Sakura started to jog for her room with her hand still feeling along the wall.

Within seconds it sounded as though the squeaking was right behind her.SQUEEEK!!

"AAAH!!" Something hit her in the back of the head SQUEEEK!!

It didn't hurt her, but it did cause her to run faster. "AAAAH OH MY GOD!!"

SQUEEEK she got hit again, only this time in the shoulder.

SQUEEEK

SQUEEEKhit again and again. She was terrified.

She suddenly felt no wall underneath her hand and figured it had to be the opening to their room.

She quickly turned and bolted into the room jumping on the bed, only to land on Kiba.

"GAH! That hurt!" Kiba shot up, eyes wide. Sakura had elbowed him in the stomach when she jumped on him.

"Sakura, are you okay?" She was shaking and clinging to his shirt as she sobbed.

The squeaky noise could be heard fading down the hallway. Squeeek squeeek squeeek…nothing. It was silent once again and Sakura regained her composure.

She sat up and began to talk, " I-I was g-getting attacked by a s-squeaky thing!" She replied, sobbing in the process.

"Alright, well it's gone. Are you hurt?" Kiba asked kindly pulling up the blankets on the bed for her to crawl under.

"I'm f-fine just s-scared, wait a second, your telling me you didn't hear my bloody mary screaming?" Sakura scowled at him and climbed beneath the covers.

"I was sleeping, and I'm a heavy sleeper." He protested.

"Whatever." She turned on her side away from him.

"Okay, well then get some sleep." Kiba replied laying down with her.

"Okay, goodnight Kiba." Sakura whispered as she fell asleep curled in a ball back facing Kiba.

"Night." Kiba let sleep take over his body and dreams take over his mind.


Back with Tenten

After Tenten searched the second floor, still not finding Lee she made her way back to the fourth floor. "Where the hell could he--SQUEEEEEK--!!"

"What in the world is--SQUEEEEEK--AAAH!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!"

SQUEEEEK"AAAHHH GEEET AWAAY!! SOMEONE HEEELP!!"

SQUEEEK

SQUEEEK

SQUEEEK"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE HEEEEEELP Meeeeee!!" Tenten's screams and that haunting squeaky noise echoed through the night.


Yippie! I'm actually looking forward to the next chappie, I think it'll be fun to write un! Alrighty, well I hope this chapter was funnier than the last one yeah. I try un!

Kankuro-- You have a sick demented mind that likes to torture people don't you.

Plum-- Me?? No, I just like to make people laugh un!

Kankuro-- Oh I am so not laughing.

Tenten-- Teehee…please revie--SQUEEEEK--OH MY GOD EVERYBODY RUUUN!! (everybody runs off and squeaks are heard in the distance, along with blood curdling yells…)

Review please! They're much appreciated un!