Eesh sorry about my slacker ass guys O.o it took me about a million years to come up with an idea.
OooooOooo I was also updating myself on the manga happenings today, eek! Mikan in the Dangerous class! Natsume giving her that hug the chap before that! (I smiled thiiiiiiiiiiis big at that :D)
Anyone interested in a more or less regular summaries of the manga (nothing like the real deal but enough for a plotfix) go here www(dot)xanga(dot)com/ilovenatsume?
Anyway, on with my apology update :P I might try and make a makeup drabble for you lovely people considering I'm such a bad updater O+o (could be delicious lemon to sweeten you up?)
Mikan is twelve
An Alice Academy Monday morning was very much like any other high school morning, except in being an Alice Academy morning, it was almost the same… but worse.
"Where are my maths books? Who opened that window? Ruka-kun there's a spider in my desk! Put that down Dai! Give it back to me! What was Jin-jin's homework? Where's Imai-san I need to buy a copy of the history test tomorrow? Why's Kurenai-chan so late? Did you hear about…"
With a sigh and a duck of the head (to avoid a paper plane being manned by tiny living stick figures) Natsume dragged his feet into the classroom and began to make his way towards the back desk – still his permanent spot in spite of their having new classroom.
As he trudged sleepily across the floor (he had been out on a mission last night) he noticed Mikan Sakura sitting on the corner of the desk just before his, engaging in some kind of conversation with her best friend Hotaru.
This in itself was her own business, and as all Natsume felt like doing was sleeping through a good few lessons he didn't bother attracting her attention or saying good morning – she would only make things louder.
However, in the Alice Academy even the simplest of plans could go wrong in a split second, and for Natsume that second occurred just as he tried to take a step forwards and inadvertently caught the underbelly of a robotic centipede (designed and built by Hotaru Imai) to pick up loose change dropped on the floor.
With the creature being about a foot long and shelled in a solid steel casing (to protect the nano-technology from damage through instances such as this), there seemed to be very little Natsume could do as he began falling.
Although that 'very little' happened to present itself in the form of Mikan, who upon hearing some kind of thunking metal sound behind her and a muffled yelp had turned around, and then seeing Natsume on an express trip to the floor had cried 'oh no! Natusme!' and rushed forwards to catch him.
The largest flaw to this plan was that Mikan was both shorter than Natsume and nearly half his weight, and as such running underneath him with her arms waving around frantically was not an entirely sensible plan.
Natsume only had the thought to spit 'baka!' at Mikan as he collided with the clumsy twelve-year-old and quickly grabbed hold of her to try and push himself back on balance, hoping to save himself from the unfortunate impending situation.
This failed entirely, and instead of regaining his balance Natsume procured a ripping sound as he pushed Mikan down to the floor and continued to fall on top of her.
Both of them made painful yelping noises as they hit the floor together, and this was more than enough to gain the attention of the class, most of whom had already observed Natsume Hyuuga grabbing and pushing Mikan Sakura to the floor (and judging by that sound he was also tearing her top off.)
"Crap, Natsume," Mikan groaned when she got a breath of air back into her lungs, "what was that…"
About to offer a sharp reply, Natsume froze up when he heard someone behind him murmur something that sounded suspiciously like 'Natsume-san's at it again'. And although there were probably some grounds for that kind of comment, even he could tell that tackling a girl you liked to the floor early Monday morning was a step too far.
But apparently the class didn't think he knew that, seeing as that one person and comment set off a whole set of others and before he even had time to scramble away from Mikan everything was starting to go haywire.
"Natsume-san sure doesn't go by halves. Well, everyone knows he likes Mikan-chan. Didn't you hear about him giving her that Alice Stone as a present last year? I heard he kissed her at the Christmas party. No, that wasn't a kiss they just fell over. But didn't they do it after that? It looks like he 'falls' on her a lot. Someone told me he confessed in disguise. Really? I thought he just looked up her skirt? He did more than look. I heard he flicked it. Do you think they are going out? Well it's a funny way to treat your girlfriend…"
Mikan seemed all too concentrated on being landed on to notice the gossip flying over them left right and centre, and so didn't notice Natsume tensing up or going slightly red.
Instead she started trying to pull herself free, and only noticed a sticky-out shape in the front of Natsume's pants, remarking with curiosity "what's that thing pressing into my stomach, Natsume? It's really hard."
Natsume suddenly chocked and began scrambling into motion, jumping away from Mikan faster than a speeding-Alice and stuffing his hand straight into his front trouser pocket, wrapping his hand around the emergency flare he'd been given for the mission last night and shoving it behind his back as he shuffled further away.
"I, look…" he stuttered and tripped over his words, while the whispers took a nasty turn and several of the boys started sniggering, "it's not!" he protested as he pulled his knees up to his chest and blushed even more.
He opened his mouth to explain himself, but realizing that he had no explanation for carrying around flares that wouldn't blow open several of the Academy's secrets, came up speechless.
"What is it Natsume?" Mikan questioned innocently, sitting up and trying to neaten up her uniform when she realized the rip in her shirt, "hey!" She yelled, "you tore my shirt!"
Natsume caught a low murmur of "well I suppose it's to be expected of Natsume-kun really," before he started really losing his cool.
"It was nothing like that!" he protested to the whole class, "I just fell!"
Mochu stepped forwards after a few awkward seconds and held a hand out to help Natsume up, "okay, of course you did Natsume." He said cheekily as he hauled his friend onto his feet, "nothing to do with Mikan-chan at al…OWWW!" After that their class learnt that if you play with fire, you will get burned.
Although the next day they were still all whispering about what Natsume Hyuuga had done to, and had had, over Mikan Sakura.
The poor victimized ANTI-pervert Natsume! Haha, I like this one for the sheer reversal value.
Also it feeds the 12 year old in me who chortles delightfully at these kind of silly (hilarious) 'erection' jokes. Especially the title :P
If anyone has any ideas, it would help me a lot seeing as I need inspiration (and what's more inspiring than beautiful beautiful fangirling), so pop anything you got into a review and I'll be really nice to you :D