Disclaimer: I own nothing twilight. (i only wish)

Note: this is still about 5 years before Bella's arrival, so she doesn't show up until later. Sorry for all the changes in POV, but it was necessary. Review please!

Mike Newton's POV

Yeaaaaaaa man! High school chicks! I was checking out the fine fine ladies of Forks High School, (who, to my approval, were all still decked out in their short summer shorts and skirts.)

This year was going to be great!! I spent hours this morning working to make my gorgeous platinum blonde hair spiked to manly perfection. Getting up at three in the morning was perfectly acceptable if it made you looked as good as I did!

(Mom's cover-up worked WONDERS.)

I saw Tyler nearby, talking to Lauren and Jessica. Rawr! They miraculously got to my standard of hotness over the summer!! Watch out girls, Mike's a lady killer and he is comin' your way!

Random Third Person POV (NOBODY'S POV)

Mike Newton emerges out of nowhere in too tight jeans and a peach colored silk button-up shirt looking as if he was trying to audition for a parody of a cheesy Spanish soap opera. (shudders) He takes his time walking to Jess, Lauren and Tyler and is swaying his head back and forth like he is trying to make his hair move but it was firmly cemented up. He struts up to Jessica and their informal group like he thinks he is God's Gift to Mankind.

Mike's POV

Making my walk almost as sexy as I possibly could make it without making the guys TOO jealous, I walked up to Jessica and Lauren.

"Hey prettyyy ladies," I said to them while winking, giving them a taste of the famous Newton charm.

"Whatever freak," Lauren said to me icily. I must be too much man for her to take so she hides under her feelings. SO I turned to Jessica, who replied,

"Hi." Then turning to Tyler and moving her eyelashes rapidly, said

"How was YOUR summer?" Poor girl. She obviously didn't clue into the fact that I could be into her so she resorts to being nice to Tyler, and the quick blinking must be her tears of disappointment! Obviously!

"Hey Jessica, I think we have home-room together," I said (generously) giving her an opportunity for her chance at the Mike-ster. But she was staring at me awestruck, unable to speak. YES! I HAVE HER! I turned to prolong my moment of triumph by staring condensendingly at Tyler and Lauren but to my surprise they were staring at me with that same glazed over look of awe!! I mean, come on! I know I am georgous and way out of her league, but this was too much! But then, a flash of bronze hair came up beside me. Edward!