Yo! So here we go, another chapter un! It's not one of my favorite chapters, but it'll have to do yeah!

Plum-- Why art thou romeo…un?

Shika-- What are you doing?

Plum-- I'm being more dramatic un!

Shika-- Why?

Plum-- Well I've been told my story is to humorous un.

Shika-- I like it like that.

Plum-- Me too, I guess some people just don't understand un.

Sasuke-- CRAWLING IN MY SKIN--(baseball bat in head)

Plum-- NOT NOW UN!

Naruto-- (singing)

Pour some shook up Ramen
Oooh, five minutes it's done!
Pour some shook up Ramen
It's some sweet stuff
Pour some shook up Ramen
Oh, I can't get enough

It's a hot, yummy treat
Now I need sesame yeah

Listen! Prefried, superfried, ultrafried, no!
Grab another packet and let's cook some mo'
Murachan or Nissin, matters not much
Cheap meal makes you feel good enough

You gotta eat a noodle, eat a noodle
Eat a little more
Ramen packets piling up along my kitchen floor
Sometime, anytime, some Ramen's sweet
All those different flavors just for me, yeah

Take a noodle, suck it up
Shake the noodles, instant sup!

Plum-- Catchy un.

Shika-- Plum doesn't own Naruto, cause if she did…it wouldn't be pretty, humor would take over the story and then all that is good will be-- (get's hit in the head)

Plum-- They get it!

Enjoy, yeah!

"Oh my god! Sakura's pregnant?!?" Ino screeched and threw her hands to her mouth.

"Yeah, Sai knocked her up." Kankuro grinned evilly looking towards the shocked face of Sai.

"He what?" Sasuke snapped and turned to Sai, ready to bash his head in.

"Woah, chill there jealousy!" Kankuro jumped up and place his hands in front of his chest towards Sasuke trying to block him from Sai.

"Sai, when? How? WHY?" Ino was babbling off questions while everyone else in the room just sat there, trying to grasp onto the concept that Sai got her pregnant.

Kankuro grinned to himself, 'He's so going down.'

"Well if you really must know, first I pulled her in for a lustful and passionate kiss, our tongues dancing together in our heated mouths. We then started up a game of marco pollo with our moans, she'd moan, I'd answer, she'd moan, I'd answer, get it? She was such a turn on in that state. I couldn't help but drift my hands down her slim back to rest on her muscled thighs, groping and working her like a piece of dough. I was preparing for dinner." Sai stuck out his tongue and winked. Everyone was on the edge of their seats; being teenagers, they wanted to hear more. "Oh, I get hot thinking about her now."

"SAI YOU BASTARD!!" Sasuke jumped at him but was grabbed and jerked to the floor by Kankuro.

Kankuro gave Sai a deadly glare, 'Damn, he turned it around on me.' he thought to himself while trying to hold Sasuke down before he slaughtered Sai.

"Well Sasuke, she had no one to satisfy her, so I stepped in." Sai was at his best right now, shooting out dangerous and effective comments here and there.

"You stay away from her!" Sasuke's words were like venom, yet to Sai they sounded like a dare. A dare he was willing to accept.

"Oh but Sasuke, I could never leave the woman carrying my child." Sai gave him an appalled look and shook his head.

'Maybe we could still turn this back on him. Yeah, I got it!' Kankuro mentally high fived himself and pulled up the struggling Sasuke.

"Now Sasuke," Kankuro gave him the I-know-what-I'm-doing-look and continued, "Sai's right, you know. He could never leave his baby. So let's just leave him alone and go check on Sakura, Tenten, Hinata, and Temari." He gave Sasuke another look saying, 'play along, I've got a plan.'

"Yeah, okay Kankuro, I wouldn't want to waste my time with him anyways." Sasuke replied pulling out of Kankuro's grasp and walking up Sakura's stairs, clearly playing along.

"Pregnant?!? PREGNANT?!? What will Temari say?" Ino was still on her questioning rampage, pulling at her hair and making her eyes go wide. Naruto, Neji, Lee, Shikamaru, and Kiba simply sat and watched the show before their eyes. They were quite surprised at first as well, but they weren't as gullible as Ino. They knew it was all a lie, they just didn't know why and decided to play along.

"So Kankuro, what else are you planning on doing before you tell me it was part of your plan?" Sasuke asked when they were farther up the hallway, out of ears reach.

"What're you talking about?" Kankuro asked, stopping so he could clear up Sasuke's questions.

"You asked how Sai got Sakura pregnant and I believed it was true because you didn't tell me you were making that up." Sasuke stuffed his hands in his pocket and leaned against the wall.

"Oh, sorry about that. It just popped out of no where in my head and I didn't have time to tell you before hand. Anyways, Sai thinks he's won once again, but we're going to throw him for a loop. First of all, let's go get the girls and meet with everyone back in the living room. I think it's about time for us to choose the 'really embarrassing' things for the losers of our game to do." Kankuro chuckled, "You in?"

"Are you kidding? Anything to get back at that bastard." With that said Kankuro and Sasuke headed up to Sakura's room at the end of the hallway.

"I don't hear anything, should we just go in?" Kankuro asked, then looked down to see Sasuke shrugging. "Okay then." He twisted the knob and the door creaked open to reveal a blood splattered room.

"What the hell?!?" Kankuro gasped as he looked around the room to see Sakura, Tenten, and Temari laying on the ground with little slots of blood all over their clothes and all around them.

Sakura was draped across her bed laying flat on her stomach, Tenten was balled up in the corner of the room knocked out with her head resting against the wall, while Temari was sprawled out across the middle of the floor.

"I think they're dead." Kankuro whispered hunching down a little glancing over at Sasuke.

"They're breathing you dumbass, look, you can tell." Sasuke whispered back just as gently and started to ease his way into the room quietly.

"What happened to them then, and where's Hinata?" Kankuro questioned in a hushed tone.

"Guys? What's taking you so--Oh my god! They're dead!" Naruto screamed loud enough for the rest of the house to hear.

"Shut up dobe!" Sasuke shot a glare and tried to hush him while making his way next to Sakura on the bed.

After a few milla-seconds they could hear loud footsteps coming up the stairs, and then everyone rushed to the door.

Click.

Flash.

"OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD!" Ino bawled and reached out for them dramatically.

"Would you guys STOP doing that?" Sasuke grumbled and reached out to shake Sakura's shoulder.

"Oh my head." Temari started to twitch a little and then eventually sat up, only to fall back down. "Motrin, pain killers, morphine, anything." She groaned and held her sore head.

"TEMARI!! Your alive!" Ino screamed, again, and ran to her side.

"Stop screaming woman!" Shikamaru snapped at her, "Now I need morphine."

"You don't need morphine for a headache, take motrin or advil." Neji pointed out and leaned against the opening of the door.

Thump.

"Tenten?" Naruto slowly and cautiously walked over to her crumpled up body which just fell from a sitting position to laying on the floor.

"I SAID 5 MORE MINUTES!" She jumped up and grabbed Naruto by the collar of his shirt and shook him violently. "5 MINUTES MEANS 5 MINUTES! NOT 2, 3, OR 4!!" She then let go and limply fell to the ground, sleeping peacefully once again.

Everyone jumped at her outburst and stood back, watching Naruto get shook around like a rag doll.

As soon as she let go of him he ran behind Kankuro who was near the door.

"God! I hate when she does that!" A voice came from behind Shikamaru, and everyone turned to see Neji grasping onto the back of his shirt and ducking down.

"She does that often?" Shikamaru smirked and laughed at the thought of her doing that all the time.

Sasuke now backed up away from Sakura, back against the wall.

"What are you waiting for Sasuke? Wake her up." Kankuro urged him to go.

"Yeah right. I'm not sure if she's like Tenten or not, so I'm not sure if I'll get beat up if I try and wake her, you do it." Sasuke leaned closer against the wall, and further from Sakura.

"Mmmmh." A strained moan escaped Sakura's lips and everyone stayed silent. "Mmh, god my head hurts." Sakura sat up slowly holding her head. She looked around and saw everyone staring at her, "What?"

"N-nothing, nothing at all. We were just waiting for you to wake up." Kankuro answered for them all and let out the deep breathe he'd unknowingly been holding.

"Sakura, what happened in here?" Neji walked over to her and glanced at all the blood around the room. "And whose blood is this?"

"What? Blood?" Sakura's eyebrows knitted and she looked around the room, "Oh! No that's ketchup." She answered with a smile.

"Ketchup? Well then why is there ketchup everywhere? And where's Hinata?" Shikamaru asked stepping in.

"Oh, where did she go? When I find her I'm gonna take that bat and beat the--" Sakura was interrupted…

Creak.

She glanced over to her large closet door that was slowly opening.

"Eek!" Ino jumped up and ran to cower next to Shikamaru. She had been the one closest to the closet and she's seen her share of scary movies.

"Hinata?" Naruto asked pulling the closet door all the way open to reveal Hinata holding a bottle of ketchup and a baseball bat.

"Uhm, h-hi N-Naruto-kun." Hinata sheepishly stepped out of the closet.

"Hinata! Look at my room!" Sakura hollered and pointed around her room.

"S-sorry Sakura." Hinata drooped her head not looking her in the eye.

"Oh, it's okay Hinata." Sakura felt bad for her, she did it for a good cause…sort of.

"Okay, what exactly is going on?" Kiba busted out not being able to contain himself.

"Oh, well while Sakura and I came in here to 'talk' we saw a giant creepy spider crawling on the floor, and it was huge! Like the size of both of my hands put together!" Tenten explained, widening her eyes for emphasis.

"It was not that big Tenten." Temari stated dully, still lying on the floor.

"Since when were you awake?" Neji asked directing his question towards Tenten, but asking more to himself.

"Whatever Temari. Anyways, so it was huge, and that's the point. So when Sakura and I screamed it was because of the spider, cause it's only natural to scream when you see one, even if it's not even near you. So then we started to run around to try and dodge it, it was like as fast as lighting!" Tenten threw up her hands.

"It was walking slower than my grandma Tenten."

"Whatever Temari. Anyways, so that's when Hinata and Temari walked in. They both saw the spider and joined in on our 'running away from the lightning fast giant spider' escapade."

"What's escapade mean?"

"Dobe."

"No it doesn't!"

"Akhem! As I was saying, so then Hinata and Temari joined in. Then while we were running Sakura accidentally stepped on a ketchup bottle, slipped, and fell. That caused her face to be INCHES away from the spider! She started to scream again so I did the first thing that came to mind…I picked up the ketchup bottle and started to squirt it at the spider. I missed though." Tenten looked down with a shameful look on her face.

"Hence the ketchup on the walls, ceiling, and people."

"Whatever Temari! Anyways, so then Hinata decided to try and help me destroy the spider by picking up a base ball bat that was lying against Sakura's wall and trying to beat it with it. That giant spider was fast though! Sakura jumped up cause the spider ran up her face and onto her head, so Hinata tried to get It for her and ended up hitting Sakura in the head with the bat. The spider and Sakura fell to the floor. That's when it came after me. While I was dodging it Temari placed Sakura on the bed, out of harms way. That's when the spider cornered me, and had me right where it wanted me. Instead of that one getting me another one fell from the ceiling and landed on my head, causing Hinata to hit me an knock me out too. Then whatever else took place…I don't know how it happened." Tenten finished with a bow.

"Over half of that was exaggerated."

"Whatever Temari!"

"God that was the longest story ever!" Sai complained and leaned against the wall.

"Wait, does that mean the super lightning fast giant spiders are still alive?" Ino gasped and looked around the room.

"No, After I accidentally hit Tenten on the head with the bat they went in Temari's direction, so I tried to run to her safety, but I tripped, hitting her on the head as well. When she fell she crushed both spiders under her, so then I decided to hide in Sakura's closet until rescue came." Hinata finished her MUCH shorter story with slight embarrassment.

"So youthful!" Lee proclaimed with sparkles in his eyes.

"Where have you been?" Sai asked the half asleep 'green beast.'

"Sleeping, I woke up in the kitchen and came up here to where the noise was coming from." Lee answered shrugging his shoulders and not being goofy for once. It's the sleep.

"Okay, well let's go down stairs and get morphine!" Temari cheered and stood up.

"Motrin! MOTRIN!" Neji clarified as they all left the ketchup covered room.

You like un? Sorry it's so much shorter than usual, but I'm running out of time before bed and I wanted to post this for you guys now yeah! Sorry if this had to much randomness and pointlessness, please tell me if it needs to be changed a little cause I'll take it into consideration if enough people don't like it un. But I'd never change to much, cause that's just the way I right yeah.

Plum-- It's snowing un!

Gaara-- What's snow?

Plum-- Oh wow, only the coolest stuff ever un! Well actually I only like it when it gets me out of school, but all the same un!

Gaara-- You user!

Plum-- It's only snow yeah.

Gaara-- I thought I knew you better than that.

Plum-- But it's just snow un.

Gaara-- It's not just about the snow anymore, NOT JUST THE SNOW!

Plum-- I'm lost, what're you mad about un?

Gaara-- NOT JUST THE SNOW!!

Plum-- I know but--

Gaara-- NOT JUST THE SNOW!! NOT JUST THE SNOW!!

Plum-- Oooooookay un!

Shika-- Reviews un!

Plum-- Yays, I'm starting an 'un-ing' revolution un!

Please review yeah!