Yo! I'm so so so sorry for the long wait un! I'm terribly sorry, really I am yeah. I let things get at me and I wasn't really in the mood to write, plus I got grounded (I'm really good at that v.v ) and plus the holidays un. So I'm so so sorry, I am I am yeah!

I don't really like this chapter very much, but I HAD to get something out, or I'd lose all my readers yeah! So enough of my babbling, to thee story un!

Plum-- ITAHOIHAFKFJ…un

Shika-- What was that?

Plum-- A distress call…un

Shika-- What's wrong?

Plum-- This chapter was so stressful to write, I've been sitting in this chair for FOUR hours writing this T.T un

Shika-- Your loosing your flow

Plum-- T.T I know I know un

Shika-- That's not good

Plum--…I said I know un…

Shika-- Not good at all

Plum-- Enough Shika…your gonna make me pop a vein un

Shika-- That only happens in manga stories .

Plum-- That's just how aggravated your making me…I'm getting so aggravated it'll be possible for me to pop a vein…and perhaps I'll be able to sweat drop one day un

Shika-- I'm sorry to burst your bubble but it's not scientifically possible for you to do it…

Plum-- You just popped it, BOOM BOOM BOOM UN! Take that…

Shika-- NO NO NO! MY CLOUDS!

Plum-- Teehee…I'm feeling lightheaded un…

Sakura-- Oh don't worry, it's like that everyone's first time popping a vein, you'll get used to it…

Plum-- Oh, pretty flying birdies, I wanna fly too…un

Deidara-- AHH! GET OF MY BIRD UN!

Plum-- BIRDIE UN!

Deidara-- GET OFF UN!

Plum-- NO UN!

Tenten-- BATTLE OF THE 'UN'S'!

Shika-- Plum doesn't own Naruto, but she does own the discovery of cloud killing sniff sniff

Enjoy, yeah!

"Gaaah! Lee?! What. Happened. To. My. KITCHEN?!?" Sakura squealed as she stared in disbelief at her displaced cooking area.

Lee, still half asleep, shrugged and looked at the mess blankly "I tripped over a fricken rubber hammer when I got up to go upstairs. Where the hell that came from…I don't know."

"You Lee…You." Everyone shook their heads remembering the 'squeak'.

Tenten and Neji glanced at each other and then put their hands against Lee's forehead, glanced at each other again and then stood in silence receiving strange looks.

"What?" Tenten asked looking to her friends.

"That was out of know where…do you think he's sick?" Ino asked her cocking her head to the side.

"Hm? Oh that, well that was the second sentence he's said all day without the word youthful, youthfully, or youthfulness in it." Tenten pointed out obtaining agreeing mumbles from everyone else.

"That's true."

"Maybe he is sick."

"No, he'll be sick once he starts wearing blue, but right now he's just got side affects of a cold or something." Neji reassured.

"Oh…maybe he needs morphine." Ino suggested and tiptoed across the mess in Sakura's kitchen to the cabinets.

"I give up." Neji sighed blankly walking over to the cabinets nudging Ino out of the way and grabbing a bottle of motrin. "THIS is what you need. Motrin. Mooo-trin." He then tossed it over to Temari who took two pills then passed some to Sakura, Tenten, and Lee.

"Okay, that's enough you pill poppers, let's go to the living room and discuss a few things." Kankuro butted in pushing them out the kitchen door.

"Oh yeah, that's right! Sakura your keeping the baby right?" Ino spun and looked at Sakura who had to double-take on her question.

Kankuro deadpanned and fell to the ground NOT expecting that question while the rest of the guys tried muffling their laughter.

All except for Sai that is, who looked over at Ino nervously, he couldn't just burst out and change the subject cause then he'd seem suspicious.

"What?" Sakura asked having no clue what she was talking about.

"You know, yours and Sai's baby, are you going to keep it?" Ino shot a look showing that question should have been obvious placing her hands on her hips.

"M-mine and S-SAI'S B-BABY?!?" Sakura managed to squeak out.

"SAKURA'S AND WHOSE?" Temari thundered and shot her head in Sai's direction drawing all the attention to her.

"T-temari, it's not true, Kankuro made it up…and I just played along…" Sai just drifted his sentence off, not really knowing what to say to make him seem innocent.

"KANKURO?!?" The line of fire was now set on him as Temari's piercing gaze targeted his frightened face.

"W-woah! W-wait a minute there! I have a good reason! Sai's the one who decided to play along anyways!" Kankuro shouted pointing an accusing finger towards Sai trying to save his own butt.

"Wait a minute. So Sakura isn't pregnant then?" Ino asked totally lost.

"No, I'm not pregnant Ino. I'm just as innocent as everyone else in this one. What the heck is going on?" Sakura asked shooting glares from Sai to Kankuro crossing her arms demandingly.

"Yeah. What the hell is going on?" Temari asked taking up the same position as Sakura.

Everyone else took their seats snacking away on some popcorn that Naruto took the liberty of making for their after breakfast halftime show.

"Okay, well…Kankuro asked me how I got Sakura pregnant, and I decided to play along cause I didn't want to get caught in his little game. So I decided to turn it around on him and make his plan backfire." Sai made a face at Kankuro who just rolled his eyes and looked away.

"Wait, what game?" Tenten asked squeezing her way into the argument.

"Long story." Sasuke stated blankly crossing his arms.

"Your involved now too?" Sakura huffed throwing her arms up. "Well, we've got time." Sakura grumbled making herself comfortable on the floor ready for this 'long story'.

"Not exactly, I think it's about time I should be leaving." Sai grinned his 'I'm-getting-my-ass-out-of-her-smile' and made to get up.

"Woah woah! What am I supposed to do about the mess?!? My room and kitchen are destroyed!" Sakura exclaimed wide mouthed as everyone exchanged glances.

"Well in that case I think I hear my mom calling. She probably wants to apologize for kicking me out, how nice of her. I really should go give her a hug now." Kiba smiled as stars of adoration gleamed in his eyes. He got up and started on his way to the door.

"Wha--?"

"Yup, Gai sensei and I are supposed to train today. Don't want to be late." Lee jumped up after Kiba.

"Uh, yeah same here. Right Neji?" Tenten sheepishly rubbed the back of her head as she pulled Neji along with her to the door.

"I'd love to stay Sakura-Chan, but your all out of ramen." Naruto bolted up after his lame excuse running to put on his shoes with the others.

"Can't you hear? The clouds are calling my name." Shikamaru replied lazily and scooted his way over to the door.

"I've, uh, got to work at the shop today." Ino walked off too leaving Sakura wide mouthed still.

"Well, I have to go speak to Tsunade so I should go home and change to look presentable." Temari grinned and gave a short wave goodbye.

"Oh, well I could never let my dear sister walk home all alone in the, uh, daytime? Yeah, okay so bye." Kankuro walked to put on his shoes as well leaving Sasuke, Sai, and Hinata.

Hinata chose that the perfect time to mumble something incoherent and walk away shyly. Leaving Sakura scowling more and more each time someone else decided to leave.

She turned her head slowly daring Sasuke to get up and leave. Luckily for him, her glares never fazed him. He just got up not saying anything.

She glanced around the room face contorted from making mean faces so much and laid her eyes upon Sai. He sat there uncomfortably not knowing how to dismiss himself.

That's when Kankuro shuffled back into the room over to Sai and looked at Sakura "I, uh, forgot this." He grabbed Sai and dragged him out of the room over to the door where everyone was saying their goodbyes to each other.

Sakura glared at them, and watched as Kiba opened the door only to close it again, shake his head, and open it again, but then close it again.

"Uh Kiba? Are you okay?" Tenten asked tapping him on the shoulder.

"Uhm, no…no not really." He stated blankly and opened the door and pointed outside for everyone else to see.

Everyone peeked out the door…then all their faces fell and Kiba slowly closed the door.

That's when Naruto found that the perfect time to shuffle his feet over to Sakura. "Sakura?"

She knitted her eyebrows together and looked up at his embarrassed face. "Yes?" She asked skeptically.

"I-I think we'll be staying, a little longer." He grinned and rubbed the back up his head as everyone else started taking off their shoes.

"Why are you all acting so calm and odd?" Sakura questioned with a huff and stood walking over to her door. She opened and looked outside.

He mouth gaped at her eyes took in the mess. Trees were on their side and in the middle of the street where they shouldn't be while houses were torn apart and there wasn't a person to be seen in sight.

"Great. Just great." Sakura slammed her door shut and looked at the others who were making there way back to the living room.

"Looks like Konoha was evacuated due to the storm. We were too busy searching for Neji for us to hear anything I'm guessing." Sakura sighed walking over to them.

"The weather still doesn't look all that great, so they probably won't be back to rebuild the torn apart houses for a while. I guess we're just lucky your house wasn't touched." Temari huffed plopping down on the couch.

"So what now?" Naruto asked always looking for fun.

"Well, me and Sasuke always have those embarrassing and crazy things for you guys to do since we won." Kankuro grinned evilly rubbing his hands together.

"Okay fine, I'd rather get this over with anyways." Tenten scoffed folding her arms in disgust.

"So what've you got in store for us?" Kiba asked sitting on the arm of the couch.

"Hah, wouldn't you like to know!" Kankuro burst out pointing at him.

"Uh, yeah?" Kiba looked at him confused.

"Oh, well so would I." Kankuro blushed and scratched the back of his head grinning stupidly.

"Ugh, you haven't thought of anything yet?" Ino threw a pillow at him and hit him in the face.

"Give us five minutes!" Kankuro jumped up and dragged Sasuke into the kitchen.

"Okay, here we go, what have we got planed for them?" Kankuro asked Sasuke once they got in there.

He just shrugged and looked back at him. " Huh? Fine let's think. Okay, well we have Sakura, Sai, Naruto, Tenten, Temari, Shikamaru, Kiba, Hinata, Ino, Neji and Lee." Kankuro replied counting everyone as he went.

Sasuke just nodded listening to him.

"Okay, so let's see, what can we make them do?" Kankuro and Sasuke started on their brainstorming of five minutes and entered the living room once again.

Kankuro grinned and pointed to Ino, "Your first."

Ino rolled her eyes then laughed " The pretty girl always goes first."

"Then how come I'm not going?" Temari sneered at Ino's cold stare.

"Anyways, Ino you must--"

Okay, so was it okay un? Did I deliver it well? Whatever that's supposed to mean yeah. Sorry it's not very long either, but i did what i could un. okay well I promise the next chapter will be up sooner un.

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Plum-- I got attacked by a crazy blonde with exploding birds un.

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