Yo! Gah! It's been too long un! I'm incredibly sorry yeah! Simply put, I got grounded from the computer for 2 weeks cause of bad grades and during that time my lovely little brother got our computer a crap load of viruses that make advertisements pop up every 5 fricken seconds and slow down my computer OH SO MUCH UN! So yes, I had basically a 4 week vacation away from the computer, if that's what you want to call it un. For me though, it was like 4 week prison without my computer, I was oh so sad yeah. But now that I've got ideas and time, I'll be updating both stories un! Okay, so on with it yeah!

Plum-- Torture, pure torture un!

Ino-- Totally, it's been like, forever.

Plum-- agreed yeah.

Naruto-- but now your back! BELIEVE IT!

Ino-- uhg, brb. Br break.

Plum-- kk un

(minutes later)

Ino-- kk back. Omg, I like totally almost peed my pants

Plum-- lol un

Naruto-- Ah! IM'ing talk! Let me try. I-m-h-u-n-g-r-y.

Plum-- uhm, we're not spelling Naruto…un…

Ino-- Lol, what a dobe

Plum-- okay, well ttyl un!

Ino-- Yea, ttyl

Naruto-- B-Y-E!

Ino-- Idiot, oh Plum totally doesn't own Naruto!

Naruto-- B-E-L-I-E-V-E-I-T!

Enjoy, yeah!

Recap:

Kankuro grinned and pointed to Ino, "Your first."

Ino rolled her eyes then laughed " The pretty girl always goes first."

"Then how come I'm not going?" Temari sneered at Ino's cold stare.

"Anyways, Ino you must--"

Kankuro suddenly stopped not saying anything at all with his index finger pointed straight up.

"Uh, Kankuro? You…okay?" Tenten questioned furrowing her brows.

"Yes! Okay, do we have two rubber hammers around?" He suddenly asked making everyone jump a little.

"Uhm, well we do have these two over here by the now broken tree where Ino basically tackled us earlier." Sakura glared grabbing the two hammers and throwing them over to Kankuro.

"Perfect! Okay Ino, take these, wave them above your head in an unruly manner and run around the room screaming 'Shikalakalakaloo!'." Kankuro exclaimed handing the hammers out to Ino who sat looking at him oddly.

"Dejavu." Shikamaru shuddered and sat further back in the couch.

"What the--? But I already did this!" Ino complained snatching the rubber squeaks away from him.

Kankuro held up his index finger to state his point, "My point exactly. You already embarrass yourself enough. Leaving nothing for us to make you do, except for the stuff you've already done." Kankuro finished with a full out grin.

"Kankuro!!" Ino screeched while the rest of the room found this the perfect time to break out in laughter.

"Come on Ino, you have to do it." Tenten chided in trying to subside her giggles.

"Yeah, it's not that bad Ino. We could always make you drink out of the toilet bowl or something." Kankuro suggested shrugging his shoulders.

"OMG! Ew Ew! Disgusting. Fine I'll do it, I'll do it." Ino huffed and then grabbed her hammers and waved them about just as she did previously that morning.

Click.

Flash.

Shikamaru secretly shuddered and covered his ears humming to himself. Ino had scarred him for life. He shall never look at rubber hammers the same way again. Where as everyone else simply couldn't contain their heaving laughs.

All except for Neji and Sasuke of course. They kept their stick-up-the-ass-faces as blank as ever.

"Okay-hehheh- Ino…that's-hahaa-e-haha-nough." Kankuro gave Ino her command to stop and she did just that. Adding a little slap to the back of Kankuro's head for emphasis of a personal touch.

She hated when people laughed at her, so just to show her anger she took both rubber hammers in her hand and whipped them at the wall, only to have them bounce right back and whack her in the face. "Ooof!"

"AHAAHAA! See what I mean?? We don't have to do anything! She embarrasses herself well enough without our help. Hahah!" Kankuro busted out clearly amused with Ino's actions.

"Shut up fag-face! Do the next dare already." Ino grumbled and made her way over to regain her spot next to Shikamaru on the couch.

"Right right. Okay well, Lee step right up." Kankuro called and waved to him.

Lee bounced up immediately ready for this 'challenge'.

"We dare you, Lee, to…do…something…incredibly…odd and, weird. Are you ready?" Kankuro asked seriously trying to keep a straight face.

"Yosh! I am youthfully ready Kankuro!" Lee gleamed, a little to energetic for everyone's wanting.

"Okay then. Lee, you have too…eat…a jelly filled donut." Kankuro leaned back crossing his arms in pleased manner.

"What?!? He has to eat a FRICKEN donut?? While I had to do that?!?" Ino asked hysterically.

"Yes, that is exactly what he has to do." Sasuke answered finally stepping in.

"NO! Do. NOT. Let. Him. Have. That. Do-nut." Tenten and Neji cried out in unison staring right at Kankuro and Lee.

"And why is that?" Sai questioned wanting to know the reason for their outburst.

"Because, bad things happen when Lee has that drug." Tenten shuddered and her face contorted to an emotion of fear while Neji rubbed her shoulders saying things along the lines of, 'It's okay.' 'It was a long time ago Tenten.' and 'Everything will be okay.'

"What…are you talking about?" Sakura was a little creeped out by there odd behavior.

"Just, whatever you do…do not give him that donut to eat." Neji answered for Tenten staring at the donut residing in Sasuke's hand.

"Heh, well I think we should give it to him." Sai taunted and chuckled evilly.

"No! Do not give him that weapon of destruction!!" Tenten screamed and tried to run for the donut.

"Stop her!" Sai screamed as he pounced at her and caught her arm while everyone else jumped up to hold her and Neji down.

"Give it to him! Now Sasuke! Now!" Ino screamed struggling to keep a hold of Neji's arm.

Sasuke quickly gave it to Lee who had it inching towards his mouth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Tenten trying to reach out for it, but she was too late.

"Mmm, strawberry!" Lee chirped chewing on the jelly filled donut.

"That's it Neji, you know what we've got to do." Tenten turned her head to look him in the eye. He stayed silent, but they both nodded to each other in an understanding.

Everyone got off of them and Neji and Tenten immediately ran to the kitchen and a few other places.

They came back in time to see Lee shoving the last of the donut into his mouth.

"Grab him!" Tenten shouted to Neji who flew at Lee and tackled him to the ground.

Tenten followed behind him with lots of duck tape and thick rope.

"What are you guys doing?!" Sakura screeched and leapt up to save her friend, but Kiba grabbed her and held her back.

After about five minutes of struggling and fighting Lee wound up in the corner with his hands and feet tied and duck tape on his mouth and everywhere else.

"Honestly, was it really necessary to put the duck tape everywhere? It's not doing much." Temari asked raising her eyebrows at Neji and Tenten who now sat resting on the couch breathing heavily. It was hard work to get Lee like that.

Tenten smirked and held out her hand, palm facing up, "On the contrary Temari, It's doing an awful lot. It is currently sticking firmly to Lee's skin, making it all the more fun to pull off in the end." She smiled sweetly and let her hand drop.

"But it's even on his eyebrows." Hinata added in quietly.

"Just think of it as a quick and easy wax." Neji huffed out looking tired.

"Quick and painful wax you mean." Sakura corrected.

"All the same." Tenten chuckled evilly.

Click.

Flash.

"Why did you do that to him anyways?" Sai questioned looking Lee up and down. He was struggling against the ropes and tape in a humorous and interesting way.

"Because, when Lee eats sugar it's like a drug to him. He does…unthinkable things. Horrible things." Tenten shuddered once again, glad she got to him before the sugar did.

"Okay, well I think those are enough of the dares for now. We'll do the rest later." Kankuro yawned sitting down on the chair.

"Kankuro you look tired. Did Sasuke wear you out last night?" Sai asked grinning with pleasure, glad that his torturing could resume.

"Har har Sai. Your such a jackass. We did nothing of the sort." Kankuro growled and watched as Sasuke gritted his teeth.

"Well it would only make sense. Sasuke is gay after all." Ino agreed with a serious look.

"Okay! I've had enough of this. I am NOT gay. You hear? NOT gay." Sasuke explained stepping out to the middle of the living room.

"Sasuke, I wouldn't do that if I were you." Sai smirked knowing Sasuke would never let Sakura find out about him reading her diary.

"No Sai. I'm sick of being your little puppet." Sasuke growled at him giving a glare worth while.

Sai looked a little surprised, but only a little, "I just might have to tell Sakura what I caught you doing if you continue to deny your gayness."

"Tell me what?" Sakura asked, suddenly curious as to what was going on.

"Okay, Sakura I'll tell you myself. Sai was holding this against me so I had to do whatever he said or he'd tell you what I did." Sasuke started explaining to his confused friends.

"Holding what against you?" Sakura asked, egging him on to tell more.

'Well, here it goes.' Sasuke thought to himself taking a deep breathe.

"He caught me reading your diary."

"You WHAT?! Sasuke! I can't believe you would do something like that, god, sometimes i really can't believe you!" Sakura screamed out of frustration and stomped off to her room.

"Smooth move." Kiba snapped at him and made to follow Sakura but was stopped by none other than Sasuke.

"No, I need to talk to her." Sasuke sighed out and stepped up the stairs to Sakura's room.

Kiba watched Sasuke all the way till he was out of sight down the hallway. "That jackass." Kiba growled and gruffly sat on the couch.

"Oh, so does this mean we don't get lunch?" Naruto asked skittishly.

"Naruto! Honestly is food ALL you ever think about?" Temari's hand was greeted with the back of Naruto's head swiftly and he fell face forward on the floor.

"Oh boy, now Naruto's gonna need some morphine. We're gonna run out fast." Ino huffed and shook her head.

"I give up. I simply give up." Neji smacked his forehead, sinking into the couch.

"I don't think I'm going to be able to put up with much more this." Temari grumbled recalling past events in her head.

"No kidding. And who knows how long we'll all be stuck here together." Sai echoed her grumbled with a complaint of his own.

"Quit complaining. We'll have tons of fun as long as we keep things interesting." Kankuro tried cheering everyone up, succeeding a little.

"Yeah, I'm excited! This is the most time I've gotten to spend with my friends in a long time!" Naruto grinned stupidly making everyone laugh lightly.

"Hm, well I guess ninjas lives aren't all that long. We might as well enjoy our time together while we can." Tenten looked to all of her friends in the room and smirked, "After all, how could I ever live without you idiots to make me laugh?"

"Hn, thanks." Neji smirked, actually moving his face in some way for the first time that day.

Sakura's room

Sasuke walked up to her door and knocked lightly.

"What?!" Sakura snapped from the inside of the locked room.

"Can I, talk to you?" Sasuke asked hesitantly. He really didn't want to face her at the moment, but he knew he had to take care of this.

'On the bright side, at least she doesn't think I'm gay anymore.' Sasuke mentally smirked at the thought. Now that that was all over it was quite amusing.

"Go away." Sakura grumbled not opening or unlocking the door.

"No, I need to talk to you." Sasuke fought back holding a fist to the door.

"Well I don't want to talk to you, so just leave." Sakura huffed.

"You know, sometimes your just so annoying. Just open the door." Sasuke growled getting irritated that she wouldn't open the door when he was trying to talk to her.

"Oh, so now I'm annoying huh? You really are a bastard."

"Sakura! I didn't mean It like that. Just let me talk to you, if only for a minute."

"Fine, but only a minute." Sasuke could hear her stand up and walk to the door.

'Okay, this is it. Only a minute to reason with her. I've gotta do something clever.' Sasuke thought to himself as he heard the door click.

The door suddenly opened to reveal a pissed off Sakura. "Well?"

Sasuke grabbed Sakura by both of her arms immediately and smashed his lips down on hers leaving her wide eyed and motionless.

She couldn't even think, she was in a moment of bliss, leading to her uncontiously follow his lead and press into him with a kiss of her own.

Sasuke felt her acceptance and smirked on her lips, snaking one hand up to get a possessive grip on her hair and a another on her back to get their bodies as close as he could.

Gently, he tugged on her hair making her head dip backwards, allowing him full access to her pressing lips, letting him kiss her with as much breathing capacity would let him. He gently ravished her mouth while he massaged her pink locks with his calloused hand, letting himself actually feel close to someone for the first time, in a long time.

He slowly pulled away from the kiss and opened his eyes, only to face glazed over emerald orbs staring back at him in disbelief. He smiled slightly at her questionable stare and decided this the best time to flee before she came out of her daze.

Sasuke let go of Sakura and stepped back a little only to move cheek to cheek letting him whisper in her ear a simple, "Sorry."

He stepped back and gave her one more quick kiss. Then calmly walked out of the room, leaving a completely shocked and confused cherry blossom all to herself.

Wooh! Sorry, I don't think this chapter was the best, but I was writing it while I was extremely tired un. Writing while tired it not a good idea yeah. So since I'm still writing, and I'm still tired, I'm going to make this quick and get to bed un! Oh, sorry if that wasn't the best kiss scene ever, but i do hope my sakuraXsasuke fans were pleased un .! Well even though it's not my best chapter I do hope you liked it yeah. Please review un! I LOVE reviews yeah!

Lee-- Mmmffmffm!

Plum-- Duck tape and rope, always comes in handy when babysitting a brother or sister un.

Ino-- You really use it?

Plum-- No, but I'd like to un.

Ino--Oh, okay, I was scared of you for a moment.

Plum-- Yeah yeah un.

Ino--Well please review!

Plum--What she said yeah.

Please review, yeah!