Don't worry everyone. This story will have plenty of Juandissimo in it.

Fairly Oddparents copyright Viacom

Chapter 4: Where is my Mom?

Written: 10 Dec 2004

Posted: 10 Dec 2004

Timmy found that he could relax when he found himself in Fairy World. "Man, talk about cutting it close." Then he noticed something peculiar about Fairy World.

It was still in one piece. No buildings burning to the ground. No streets filled with panicking fairies. No Jorgen. No fairy-forces on alert. No cookie brigade. "Huh. I guess that Cosmo didn't burn the place to the ground," he said after surveying the non-damage of the area and watching the normal fairies doing their normal fairy activities.

"I have been known to be mistaken before you know," Wanda shrugged. "But then again, he might have been sent to the Oracle's Temple."

"The Oracle's Temple?"

"That's where the Oracle gives fairies like us advice," Wanda replied before floating off.

Juandissimo floated after her. "Don't leave me again, my sweet Wanda. My poor heart can't take it."

Timmy sighed. It was going to be a long day. He hurried his pace to catch up with the two fairies. He wouldn't want to be left behind, as he didn't know his way around Fairy World. "Who's this Oracle person, Wanda?"

"Well… Do you know what an oracle is?"

"No," Timmy said, conveying the message, Of course I don't know what an oracle is.

Wanda sighed. "An oracle is a priestess who tells the future."

"You mean like a prophet?"

"Sort of."

"That was all you needed to tell me, Wanda."

"Oh." Wanda sounded dumbfounded. "Of course."

Actually, after Timmy had gotten good look at the streets Wanda, Juandissimo and him were traveling, he noticed that they were less fairies than usual. Where was everyone?

"Is there a deadline on rescuing this poor boy's mother?" Juandissimo wondered aloud.

"Don't be silly. Now why would you say a thing like that?"

"I would hate if something happened to the boy's mother."

"Thanks for the concern, but the boy does have a name. If you're going to be his godparent, then the least you could do is use his name."

"A thousand pardons, milady," Juandissimo bowed.

Wanda sighed. "You don't have to apology. Just start using Timmy's name."

"It shall be done."

Wanda nodded. Timmy noted that she neither apologized nor answered his question. "Is my Mom in any danger, Wanda?"

"Let's just see what the Oracle has to say about that."

"Don't you know?"

Wanda hesitated.

"Don't you?"

"I'd better not say."

"Why not?"

Wanda didn't answer that question either.

"What aren't you telling me?"

"What happens when it is discovered that your mother is me?"

Timmy's face paled. "Uh oh."

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Maria looked all around here after she had found herself deposited in a wide field surrounded by stands of trees. The sky was pink, but she didn't let that distract her from the fact that she could now fly. She had never imagined she would be able to fly, except by buying an airliner ticket. Now she would never need another plane ticket ever again. She could fly herself there. And if what this Cosmo fairy had done was any indication, she could have him poof her to wherever she wanted to go. Her old body was a small price indeed. It had all the right parts in all the right places. If only her husband could her now…

Maria stopped in the middle of doing a loop-de-loop. Her husband. He was probably worried about her. He floated down to Cosmo, who was sitting against a tree. "Can't I go back home now, Cosmo?"

"Why would you to there for, Wanda?"

"My son, Timmy. And my husband."

"But I thought I was your husband, Wanda." Tears started to well up in his eyes.

"I'm sorry if I'm making you cry, Cosmo. But as I told you, I'm not Wanda. I'm Maria Tambrine Turner."

"Who?"

"Not your wife for one."

"Turner? As in Timmy Turner?"

"Yes, that's right. He's my son. Do you know him?"

Realization came to Cosmo's eyes. "Oops."

"Oops? Oops!? What is that supposed to mean?"

"Lady, we have a little problem here."

"What problem?"

Cosmo lowered his voice down at a whisper. "The Fairy Squad."