Apples and Blushing and Vampires Oh My Chapter 2, a twilight fanfic

I'm back!! Haha, okay, I'm done. No own Emily.

Edward's POV

Oh God NO! There's no way in hell they are playing that song!

"Alice," I begged. "Please, anything but that." She, Rosalie, and Bella only giggled. What? Bella was in on this too? I asked her and she just nodded, enjoying this.

Shit the music is coming on…. HHHEEELLLPPP MMMEEE!!

I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and I don't care who you are
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and I don't care who you are

Oh God. Emmett's dancing and singing along. They hate me don't they?

(Superstar!)

Got Many money Honey, I'm a superstar
My life is funny honey, Have you seen my car?
I know a lot of people, I'm a superstar
Everybody know me, right from near to far

I got a plane (got a plane)
I love the fame (love the fame)
You know my name (know my name)
And I just want you to know

(Superstar!)

I've got a red Ferrari, I'm a superstar
I really like to party, Am I cool or what?
I love a lot of women, I'm a superstar
Stars got a freaky living, that's the way we are

Ooh, a Ferrari. Maybe that can be Bella's after car since we've pre-ordered the Mercedes Guardian for her.

(bridge)
I got a plane (got a plane)
I love the fame (Love the fame)
You know my name (know my name)
And i just want you to know

(Superstar!)

I got fortune I got fame
Love it when you say my name
Love to party I am naughty
Prettier than everybody!

I got muscles I'm a stud
Jealous well kiss my butt
I'm so fly ill make you cry
Cross my heart and hope to die

(chorus)
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and I don't care who you are
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and I don't care who you are
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and I don't care who you are
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car
I am a superstar and I don't care who you are

The song ended and I was feeling more relieved than when Bella fell asleep before my brothers and sisters could play truth or dare with her last night. That relief quickly faded away when I saw Rose's hand reach for the iPod and play the song again. Why me?

I sat through it until I couldn't anymore. Five times later.

"Alice," I roared.

"Yeah?" Jeeze, attitude much?

"If you don't turn this shit off, I'll take back your Porsche."

She gasped. "You wouldn't." Then she saw it in her vision that I would. "If you do, I'll make your wedding the most music- free, pink and lace ceremony anyone has ever seen! And did I mention I'd take back every new article of clothing I purchased for Bella? From bras to shoes." I knew that meant the lingerie, and so did my blushing Bella. This would be a long day. I sighed and gave up, knowing I couldn't win too easily. I sighed and leaned my head in Bella's neck, drowning in her wamth.

Emmett's POV

Edward knew he wasn't going to win against the psychic ho, so he just started making out with Bella's neck. It was so romantic it made me kind of want to pee. But only if I could… the disappointments of being a vampire. The little human took a sip from her water bottle and I found the perfect time to embarrass her.

"You know Bella, Edward once told me that if he could sleep, he would do it naked." Oh yeah!

Rosalie whipped her head around to look at Edward's little girlfriend, but just ended up with a drenched face. Bella had spit the water out right as Rose's face turned. I started laughing hysterically, but intelligently (wow that's a big word, Esme would be proud) shut up when Rose smacked the back of my head.

Within the next few minutes, we were at some apple orchard in Olympia. Alice, Rosalie, and Bella hopped out and linked arms. They walked singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, but in the wrong direction.

"Um, girls," Jasper said. "The wagon is that way." They stopped immediately in their tracks, whipped around, and started walking to the place Jasper had pointed out, all the while without stopping their song. It was pretty scary, I had to admit.

"Right there with you," Edward mumbled back, hearing my thoughts.

Again, I know it's short!! And I'm sorry but for now, it's kind of… well I don't know. But I'll be updating soon and I PROMISE the next ones WILL be LONGER!! And as always please review :D

Emily

Oh and for the song, just go to Youtube and type in : "I am a superstar".