Hansel and Gretel
By: Twilight Goddess Sage
Sage: "What! Nobody reviewed!?" (tears start coming down her cheeks) "I don…get it…"
Chibisage (pats her back): "There there, big sister, maybe if you put up another chapter more people will respond!"
Sasuke (shows up out of no where): "Give me some action!"
Sage (looks up and glares at him): "Shut up you asshole! You are my least favorite character, that's why you're a villain and just for that, you won't see him for this chapter!"
Sasuke (scowls at her): "Nooooooooo! Damn you annoying bitch!"
Wasabi (rolls her eyes): "Um…let me say this again, Sage doesn't own Naruto the series or the character, or…many things that are the way they are wouldn't be. Does that make sense?"
Fuumashi (nods): "Kind of…" (looks over to where Sage is shouting things not worth mentioning at Sasuke) "Just you know folks, Sage doesn't like Sasuke much however there will be lots of SasuNaru, just don't expect too much fluff…"
Ryu-kun: "Warning to the masses, There will be pedophiles and spanking in this chapter!
Miyu: "Helping us in future parts of the disclaimer are the formerly dead male members of the Sound Trio, Dosu and Zaku!"
Zaku: "I'm alive in this fic! That's what's great!"
Dosu: "Don't push it; we're only minor characters…"
Zaku: "Well hey; we're also doing a bit of the disclaimer too!" (looks out towards the readers) "Oh yeah, Sage doesn't own the original story of Hansel and Gretel which I think is kind of dumb and--"
Kira: "Enough, you've done your part. Let's begin!"
Chapter 2
And so even after the initial first night in which they all met Orochimaru, the snake man had stayed there at their humble little home, much to Naruto's dislike. Orochimaru played up on Ino's thoughts as to being a woman, and even flounced around and dressed like one. Iruka was unnerved by this and felt bad about leaving his children alone with this strange person who he thought he remembered telling him he was a man, but he had to go out to chop wood in order to feed his family.
"Be careful father, don't stay out too late!" Ino called to him after handing him a little lunch of millet balls and a pork dumpling.
"Yeah, Iruka-papa! Please stay safe!" Naruto called waving to him and then hugging him.
"I'll be fine, Ino and Naruto," Iruka assured them both after Naruto released him, "Please be good to Orochimaru-san, okay?"
"Yes father," they both replied nervously glancing at the dark haired person wearing their mother's old yakuta much to their dislike. Ino had to blink back tears as she tried to restrain Naruto from screaming at the demon, although she was itching to do the same.
Orochimaru however relished their unhappiness being the cold bastard himself, 'If you think this is bad, kiddies, you have yet to experience torture,' he sneered at them, 'And you Naruto, you shall experience bondage probably at Sasuke's hands, in time. But maybe I'll give you a nice spanking before you go, kukukuku…' he added while his eyes gleamed in glee. He then called to Iruka, "Oh yes, do be careful, dear!"
Iruka blushed turned away from the man in his wife's clothes, which he also disliked but couldn't find the words to say otherwise. The last time he tried to reason with Orochimaru to take them off, Orochimaru had nearly hypnotized him with his eyes and stolen a kiss. He had then since avoided eye contact with the cross-dresser all together. He sighed and then gave one final wave and a smile to his children and then started off.
As soon as he was out of sight, the children glanced back at the man, Naruto even muttered, "Is it just me, or are you being awfully friendly with our father?"
Ino, who would usually yell at him actually sided with him, "Yeah, and who do you think you are wearing our mother's clothes?"
Orochimaru's eyes darkened as he snapped at them, "Insolent bratsss, how dare you sssscorn me so! Hassss your mother's abssssence made you forget how to addresssss a woman?!"
"You're not Mother!" Naruto bit back, "You are--"
But he was cut off when Orochimaru smacked upside the head, "Sssshut up, or I won't give you dinner and sssspank you!"
"Spank me?!" Naruto cried out after recovering from the shock of being smacked.
"Yessss, that's right you little brat!" Orochimaru spat back, although there was a creepy look in his eyes, "Now clean this houssssse! I want it to be clean and tidy by the time your father returnsssss or I ssssshall spank you."
Naruto and Ino were appalled by this; however they figured that since their father wasn't around they had no choice. They looked at each other and groaned before going off to begin cleaning the house. Once they were out of Orochimaru's sight, the snake demon grinned and cackled to himself, "Kukukukuku! That was too easy; I thought for sure that Naruto at least would fight back a little, but oh well…Now to deliver the news to Sasuke-kun!"
Orochimaru picked a grass blade and blew on it to summon up his demonic vassal, Kabuto. After Kabuto arrived and received the message, he sped off to find Sasuke.
Sasuke was in a foul mood. It had been a while since he had heard from Orochimaru, his only 'friend' and mostly a friend with benefits at that. He was going through a dry spell and he was not thrilled about it. Although he was sick for a while of always being on the bottom when fucked by Orochimaru, this lack of sex was driving him nuts even more so. He figured that if he didn't hear from the older demon soon, he would go out and search for him and gauge his eyes out when he found him for all the torment he was going through. As an incubus, he could not live without sex; it was what gave him energy and sustained life within him as shameless as it sounded though he could care less. He longed for a victim, preferably a virgin of a young ripe age who he could invite on in and ravish for as long as the young one could give without breaking. Then he would let the boy rest and do it over again. Oh yes a young appetizing boy to last many tasty rounds. He went hard just thinking about the possibilities. He was brought out of his thoughts by an approaching demonic messenger.
"Kabuto!" he growled out sounding rather peeved, "Why have you come here?"
"I have come bearing you news from Orochimaru-sama about something or rather someone you might like," Kabuto replied politely.
Sasuke raised his eyebrows but said coolly, "Fine, I'm listening."
Kabuto told him about Naruto, describing his features and his personality in accurate detail. Over the course of the explanation, Sasuke's nose started to bleed; obviously he was thrilled by what he heard. When Kabuto was done the demonic vassal murmured, "So are you interested in Orochimaru sending the boy your way?"
Sasuke licked his lips and purred, "Oh yes, of course…I would be delighted to have this delicious boy over," Sasuke chuckled but then frowned, "However his sister does not sound good to me, although I'd like to hear her agonizing screams as I ravished her brother in front of her…but still that might make him unwilling…hmmm…is there anyway I can get the boy without his sister?'
Kabuto shook his head, "Probably not, the boy Naruto is very protective of his family and will probably not consent to anything if his sister is not at his side."
"What a pity,"
Sasuke groaned, "I guess I shall have to lure them both here and
then separate them. It should be worth it in the end though…"
Kabuto nodded, "Alright, I shall report back to my master," he then turned to go before Sasuke called back to him.
"Oh…what is this poor boy's favorite food?" Sasuke asked.
Kabuto smirked as he replied, "Ramen…"
Sasuke blinked in surprise but then laughed, "Heh, this will be too easy…he shall soon be all mine…Kukukuku!"
After Ino and Naruto finished cleaning the house they were exhausted and so they sat down at the kitchen table feeling rather sore. "That woman…is a monster…" Ino panted.
"I think she's a demon…" Naruto replied after taking a deep breath.
"What difference does it make?" Ino asked her brother.
"I…heard a rumor from Kiba…about a demon named Orochimaru…"
"So? That guy's not a good source…he's well known for his tall tails…"
"Yeah well…his description of Orochimaru was really detailed…and it fits this person really well. He also said that his mother said that the demon masqueraded as a human but was in fact a giant snake…"
"A snake? For real?" Ino asked then she pondered this for a moment, "Now that you mention it, she did hiss at us earlier when she told us to clean up the house."
"I wonder how long she can keep this form, where is she now?" Naruto asked.
"I-I don't know," Ino replied paling, "Y-you think she's a sn-snake right now?"
"Maybe," Naruto mused, "I want to see!" he then got up and went over to the door to put his shoes on.
"You idiot! Don't go! It's dangerous! If she sees you, she may eat you!" Ino shrieked.
Naruto looked back at her with a grin on his face, "I doubt that. If Iruka-papa comes back and finds me gone, Orochimaru will be at fault, especially if she looks like she's been well fed. Besides, Kiba said gave a dare that if any guy found either a snake skin or evidence of finding remains of Orochimaru and brought it in; he'd give us two plump pheasants and a duck for free. Think about it! We'd be able to have a nice dinner!"
Ino sighed, "Well I can't remember the last time I had pheasant; but I still think that it's really dangerous!"
Naruto sighed, "Well…I won't confront her, I'll just look for some snake's skin, okay?"
"Be careful, Naruto."
Naruto nodded and then instead of going out the front door, he crawled out of the big window and then slid the screen back before wandering out. Ino stepped closer to the window hesitantly. She couldn't deny it; she was curious, but she kept telling herself that she was worried about her only brother. After a while she heard her brother come back crying out in astonishment, "Oh my gosh! Ino, look out here, you gotta see this!"
Ino hesitantly opened the window and looked out then gasped, "N-no…w-way…" she stuttered out as she looked at the shreaded skin that Naruto held in his arms that was so big that he could wrap it around his shoulders, "I-I don't believe it…" She then pinched herself and looked again and gasped.
"Heh heh…neat huh? I'm gonna put it in our room and bring Kiba and everyone back here so they can see it! There's no way I'm carrying it to the village!" Naruto chirped excitedly, "Then we'll have some nice meat for dinner and--"
"Naruto, something's coming, get in here quick…" Ino whispered as they heard something growl. Naruto rolled up the snake skin tossed it to Ino who caught it and hid it quickly under their bed. When she looked back out she saw Orochimaru sneering down at her brother. 'Oh no!' Ino thought.
"And jussst what are you doing out here?" Orochimaru hissed at the freaked out blonde boy.
"Uuuumm well," Naruto began staring up at those creepy yellow eyes of the demon's, "We um…finished cleaning the house and all so I was…I was going to see my friend's in the village."
Orochimaru for some reason got really mad at him at this reason, 'Has he figured me out? There's no way I'm letting him go back. He shall not leave my sight until my minions lead him towards Sasuke. The little gaki; if he weren't so important towards keeping my good graces with Sasuke-kun, I would have killed him and fed him to my servants,' he thought but then smirked, 'Maybe if I get him riled up enough I shall have a good reason to spank his silly little bottom due to his unwillingness to cooperate…kukukukuku…'
"What's wrong with going to see my friends?" Naruto asked him snapping him out of his thoughts.
"You little wretch! You will sssssstay here until your father comessssss back! We will eat after he returns and then you will go to sleep. Your sssssilly friends ssssurely can get by without you."
"But that's absurd!" Naruto yelled at him sounding more than a little bit aggravated.
In one quick motion, Orochimaru was holding Naruto under his arm and took him to the other side of the house smirking when he heard Ino scream.
"Maybe, but unwillingness decrees a spanking," Orochimaru murmured almost giddily.
"What?!" Naruto yelped before he was thrown down and Orochimaru began slapping his butt cheeks hard, making him cry out in pain. Ino was sobbing as she heard her cries. Orochimaru however was enjoying this rough form of groping.
'He has a very nice ass, if I do say so myself; Sasuke-kun will be pleased…' he thought smugly to himself.
Sage: "I can't believe I wrote that ought, poor Naruto…"
Ryu-kun: "Get over it; I'm sure the fans will…"
Zaku: "Yeah, really."
Dosu: "So anyway, now that the authoress has graced you all with another chapter, please be sure to leave a review…"
Sasuke: "Yeah, review! I'm a cranky Incubus, and I want action! If I don't get some than I can't be my usual angsty and cold self!"
Naruto: "Quit PMS-ing Teme."
Gaara: "…"