Chapter 8: Less is More
BPOV:
"Gluttony." I said.
"What?" Jasper asked.
"That is the next sin we will use against him!"
"How?"
"What is the one thing Emmett can't seem to get enough of?"
"Bear?"
"No"
"Jokes"
I shook my head.
"Rose?"
"More specifically?"
"Rosalie?"
"No you idiot! Sex!!"
"Woah!" he obviously wasn't expecting that.
"So all we have to do is..." I proceeded to explain my devious plot to him. He nodded furiously and grinned at me. We were ready.
"Oh Roooose!" I sang.
I skipped down to the living room where I had seen Rose last. There she was! As I made my way to where she was sitting I noticed the look in Emmett's eyes as he looked at her. That man was so predictable.
"Will you go shopping with me Rose?" I asked. I heard Emmett groan with disapproval, for I was taking away his precious lover.
"Sure" she said.
"No! Rose please don't." sheesh, he is really wanting her. Good!
"I want to go shopping with Bella! Geeze Emmett."
And with that we left in my brand new Lotus, courtesy of Emmett.
After shopping Emmett looked like he was ready to kill someone. This was a good thing. We needed him frustrated, preferably sexually.
"Lets go try on all of our clothes and show them to the boys!" Alice said. She had caught on that we were going shopping and met us at the store.
"Sure" I said, knowing that Rose had bought a very risqué dress.
We made our way upstairs and put on the outfits we had gotten, me whining the whole time about how I just wanted to get the whole thing over with. I never had been a big shopper.
"Edward! Jasper! Emmett! Get your butts in the living room! We have something to show you." I screamed out the door.
We strutted downstairs and into the living room to show off our beautiful new outfits. The boys gasped when we entered and I sat down next to Edward. My outfit was nothing like Rose and Alice's. And as we started talking amongst ourselves I saw what must have been Emmett carrying Rose dart up the stairs. Not soon after we heard Rose scream and then a slap. Most likely Rose smacking Emmett on the head.
"What the hell did you do!!" Rose yelled.
"I'm sorry. I was just excited."
"You fucking ripped it!!" Wow! Rose was really pissed.
"I'm so so sorry. Please Rose forgive me." another smack.
"No sex for a month!" with that Rose stormed out the front door and drove off.
"She seemed pissed." Alice said.
"What is this all about?" Edward asked. Oh crap! He was catching on. No! He wasn't going to ruin Jazz and my fun. We only had two more sins left until we left Emmett alone.
"Oh it's nothing. Just a few practical joke to get back at Emmett for ridiculing me as a human." I shrugged.
"Oh."
"That was funny!" Alice said.
"Well some people are just greedy."