Chapter 8: The Need for Greed
BPOV:
"I know it will be hard Jasper! Do I look like an idiot!?"
"I am just saying that greed is so close to gluttony that it will be very difficult to use it against him. We have already gotten to Rose and his car. What else is there?"
"I have already initiated the plan Jasper. He hasn't eaten a Grizzly bear in a week. He is bound to go insane pretty soon!" I said.
"Oooo! That's good!" he approved.
"Now if you don't mind. I need to talk to Edward."
I left Jasper in his room and went to find Edward. I was really not wanting to go on a scavenger hunt so I just went to our room and sat on the bed.
"EDWARD CULLEN!!" I yelled.
Edward was there in a matter of seconds.
"Yes! What happened!? Are you hurt?" he rambled.
"No." I said, "I am ready to plan!" I said, scattering out random wedding magazines on our bed.
"Oh ok." he said sitting down next to me.
"Ok so I was thinking that instead of the normal white dress I could have a blue one and..." I trailed off looking suspiciously up at a furious Alice who had appeared next to me.
"Can I help you?" I asked.
"EEEE!" she screeched. I dropped the magazine I was holding in shock and she swiftly stole every last magazine I had worked very hard to find.
"What the hell Alice?" I asked.
"I-AM-PLANNING-THIS-WEDDING!! THE END!!" she stormed out of the room and I fell back on the bed, into Edward's lap.
"What was that?" I asked.
"Alice was really looking forward to planning the wedding. She won't let anything-" he cut off short when Alice yelled.
"OR ANYONE!!"
"Yes, or anyone get in her way." he continued.
"As long as we get married." I said as he kissed my nose.
Then we heard a loud crash.
"What the hell?" I asked, nobody in particular.
"Emmett" Edward answered.
"Oh!" I said, running down the stairs with a curious Edward following.
"What is wrong with you Emmett?" I asked.
"I haven't eaten a Grizzly in a whole week. You told me that if I followed your directions exactly then I would find the most Grizzlies I had ever seen. I haven't seen a single one!!" he threw a chair against a wall.
"I'm sorry Emmett." I said, ducking to dodge the flying fine china.
"You are not!!" he said, crushing the table with his fist.
"You better be careful Emmett. Esme isn't going to be happy about this." I said, the rest of them just standing back with wide eyes.
"Shut up!" he yelled.
This man had the vampire equivalent of mad cow disease. Mad vamp disease!
"Chill out!" I screamed, dodging another one of Esme's props.
The door swung open to reveal a very pissed of Esme and an extremely frightened Carlisle. Looks like they were back from their honeymoon. Curious timing. I smirked to myself.
"WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON!!" Esme yelled.
"It was Emmett!" we all yelled.
"WHY!!" Esme yelled again, yanking Emmett by the ear nearly ripping it off.
"Mad vamp disease." I shrugged.
Emmett glared at me.
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