Apple Inc.
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Last time on How Do You Like Them Apples…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Light screamed, falling to his knees holding his head. While he was screaming Light had one thought, Appelology had to die… But he was going to need some help. And he knew just where to get it…
"No." The broker said, throwing apples at the nearby wall. Light was in a bank, wearing a fancy suit, trying to get a loan so that he can stop the devils curriculum, Appleology.
"I need this to take down Appleology." Light whined.
"Well take your sobbing somewhere else."
"Make me."
The broker squinted his eyes. "Fine if that's the way you want to do it." He said, picking Light up and throwing him outside. But luck wasn't on Light's side today. A truck that happened to be passing by was full of the red fruit. And Light just so happened to be thrown in it. Light picked up one of the apples.
"Damn you, what did I ever do to you!?" Light screamed, at the apple, which in response just sat there. Light got out of the truck but clumsily fell over the side onto the ground. Light picked himself up only to see a figure with messy black hair.
"Hey, Light, what were you doing in the bank?" L asked, suspicion dripping his words.
"I needed a loan to get rid of Appelology." Light explained. Light then started to tell the story of what happened in Appelology, only leaving out the parts about Ryuk.
"That's terrible! And now you're scarred for life?" L asked. Light nodded his head. "Well, look no further because I will help you take down Appleology." L said.
"Really?"
"Yup."
"Okay, then meet me after school on Monday. There we will take down Appleology."
"Don't we need a plan first?" Light began to formulate a plan.
"I know just how to do it." Light said, grinning ear to ear.
2 Days and several hours later…
"Now here's the plan," Light said, in a ninja costume that concealed his face. "Our plan is to take down Appleology on the inside.
"How do we do that?" L said, in his normal attire. "And why are you dressed like a ninja?"
"Because ninjas are cool. And for how we do it. First, we're going to go through the sewage system and hopefully find a way out. Second is when we need to go through the air vents in order to successfully get into Applebottom's room, without leaving a trace of footprints. Then finally we take the planner, that is convientely placed on his desk, and screw it up. Got it?" Light explained, looking out of breath. L nodded his head, then jumping into the sewers, followed by Light. When they got there instead of sewage water, it was sewage apple with little tiny caramel bites floating in the water, and you could also occasionally see an apple float by.
"Damn, those apples have already claimed the sewage system." Light said, gritting his teeth. "We're going to have to be very careful." He added. L nodded his head in understanding.
"But why would apples want to do this?" L asked, confused. Light shrugged his shoulders, and trudged on, with an occasional apple rat crawling by.
"Light, I think there's something ahead." Ryuk said, pointing ahead. Light not wanting to seem like a freak and talking to something in the air, decided to voice what Ryuk said.
"Ryuzaki, I think something's up ahead." Light said.
"What is it?" L asked.
"I don't know. These apples are very tricky creatures."
"There fruits not creatures."
"Shut up, and follow me." They walked further down the dank apple tunnel. Until, the three heroes came to stop, surprised at what they were seeing. Right in front of them were 10 apple clothed people chewing on rats that happened to wander by. When Light, and L got closer they looked up from there meals and said.
"Apples." They said walking toward Light and L, like zombies.
"Back! Back I say!" Light yelled, pulling a grape from nowhere and shoving it in their faces. They groaned and started taking steps back.
"Light, let's get out of here." L said, kicking one of the apple zombies in the chin, and proceeding to run away. While they were running, two fat guys, one green and the other yellow, stopped them.
"Come with us we can find you a safe place to hide." The yellow one said. Light, and L looked at each other and went with them. After all what could be worse than getting pummeled by apple zombies. The group walked for a while until they came to a stop.
"I am guessing—" The green fat guy began to say with his brother finishing the sentence.
"You would like to know our names." The yellow fat guy said. L and Light nodded there head yes.
"I am Lemon." The yellow one said.
"I am Lime." The green one said.
"And together we are… Lemon-Lime!" They both exclaimed at the same time, taking a Sierra Mist soda pop, chugging it, then smashing it against there forehead.
"What is it you came here for?" They both asked.
"We're here to stop the evil Appleology." Light explained, with hate in his voice.
"Ah, yes we have been at war with the apples for a long time—" Lime began to say.
"It all started out with a Sierra Mist pop commercial." Lemon finished.
Flashback…
"Okay let's take it from the top." The director said. Lemon and Lime began to start jumping on a trampoline, making their fat jiggle. And in a low manly like voice began to chant.
"Lemon." Lemon said.
"Lime." Lime said.
"These two powers fused together can create the ultimante—"Lemon began to say.
"Power!" Lime finished.
"SIERRA MIST!" They both screamed, at the same time.
"Now with a hint of apple!" Applebottom screamed, also jumping on the trampoline.
"Why do you always get the best parts!" Lemon and Lime, pointed out at the same time. Applebottom just stared at them.
"I'm gonna event Appleology. See you later losers." Applebottom said, throwing an apple at the Lemon-Lime Brothers.
Flashback End…
"And that's how it happened." The LL brothers, said at the same time.
"That… doesn't make any sense." The LL team said, at the same time.
I wonder why everyone's name starts with an L… Maybe I should change my name to Lyuk… nah that sounds gay. I'll stick with Ryuk. Ryuk thought, nodding his head.
"Hey, Lemon, and Lime, can you tell us where the ventilation shaft is?" Light asked
"Yes—" Lime began to say.
"It's over there." Lemon finished, with both of them pointing to a set of ladders, that apparently went to the ventilation shaft. Light walked over and started to climb the stairs up, followed by L, and then Ryuk fazing through it. But they were stopped by Lemon and Lime who gave them both a can of Sierra Mist.
"This might come in handy—" Lemon began to say.
"For your journey." Lime finished. L and Light nodded continuing up the ventilation shaft. They kept crawling for a while sneezing a few times because of the dust in it. Then they came to a place where they could go through which would land them in a room.
"Do you think we should?" L asked, looking at Light.
"Death to Appleology!" Light yelled, ignoring L's question, falling down the tunnel, followed by L. After a few twists and turns they fell on solid ground. After recovering, they took a better look at there surroundings… They were outside the school.
"Damn, those apples." Light muttered. L went over to the door, and with a click he pushed it opened, looking over at Light.
"It's not locked…" L said. Light just looked stunned.
"Just move." Light said, through the door, followed by L who looked around just in case somebody was watching. Seeing that the close was clear he walked in. Little did he know that gleaming in the moonlight was a little blood red apple.
After a few minutes of the two walking, Light began to notice something was off.
"This is too easy." Light said.
"Whatever." L said, craving some sugary sweets. Then suddenly red lights started to shoot out of nowhere. On top of the lockers were apples, but not just any ordinary apple, they were infra red laser apples!
"How are we supposed to get past those?" Light asked. L had a plan.
"Light, hand me your Sierra Mist." L commanded. Light did as he was told and handed L his Sierra Mist. L looked at the uses label and it read that the Sierra Mist was only to be used for drinking, or getting past infra red lasers. L smirked, as he shook the pops.
"It's Misting time!" L screamed, opening the pop, squirting Sierra Mist all over the infra red lasers. Causing them to turn into red noodles.
"Um, isn't that kinda impossible?" Light pointed out.
"Nothings impossible with the great power of Sierra Mist!" L exclaimed, endorsing the soda pop. Light shrugged and walked into Appleobottom's room followed by L. They were about to walk over to the table, where the planner was convientaly located, just as Light said. But was stopped by an unknown voice.
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that." The voice spoke, in a mono tone like voice. A figure stepped out of the shadows in an apple costume.
"Apple Inc," L gasped. "I thought I killed you?" L asked, angrily.
"You are wrong L, I survived that fatal blow." Apple Inc, still spoke with a mono tone voice. "And now… I'm back to kill you!" Apple Inc yelled, with a screech he charged with a keyboard. L pulled out his candy cane dagger. The two clanged the weapons together holding each other off.
"Your crappy technology is no match for my sugary sweetness." L said, grinning.
"Yes, but your sugary sweetness is no match for my apple based computers." Apple Inc said, as the keyboard broke making apple juice go into L's eyes.
"I'm blinded!" L yelled, rubbing his eyes. Apple Inc then pulled an I-phone out of his pocket.
"My I-phone can do anything." Apple Inc said, firing a bullet from the I-phone, which missed L's foot by an inch. Light was standing on the side lines wondering.
What the hell man!Light thought, wondering if he should butt in. But, he wasn't sure since he didn't have any weapons. Light then remembered Apple Inc's biggest weakness. Light then got in front of L and started to move his arms in a rhythmic pattern.
"01000101010010011010100." Light chanted, clasping his hands together to create the apple symbol, which glowed a rainbow of colors. Light then charged at Apple Inc slamming his palms into him. Apple's Inc knowing that he suffered to much damage he would die, he decided to retreat.
"L, I'll get you back for what you did to me in New Jersey." Apples Inc glared, jumping out of the window.
"Light, where did you learn that?" L asked, amazed. Light pulled out his I-phone and said.
"The instructions in the panel right here," Light said, tapping a button that said instructions, and then tapping a button that said weaknesses.
"Oh… let's see the planner then." L said. Light walked over and picked it up, looking at what was planned for the next few months. L looked over at Light to see a confused expression.
"What's wrong, Light?" L asked, concerned.
"All he has planned for the next few months is apples." Light said, disbelieve in his voice.
"You mean the guy didn't really have any lessons planned." L said, quirking an eyebrow. Light nodded his head.
"Bye, Light, thanks for wasting my time," L said, walking out the door. L stopped near the door way and turned around. "And also my theory of you being Kira had gone up two percent."He said, turning to walk out of the room.
"Wait, I'm sure there's more to this." Light said, following L. After they left, what they didn't notice is that there was an apple on the ground right next to a notebook, the notebook read. "Real Apple Lesson Planner"
Wolflink93: I know that probably wasn't as good as my other chapters. I really couldn't think of anything to do so I went with this. And it seems that Appleology has a new ally… Apple Inc. Also about the contest I have decided that since the summary for this story sucks. I'm gonna let one of you lucky readers make one of your own. The First rule is that the summary has to revolve around a quote from a character in this story. (Don't use how do you like them grapes or apples.) I will judge whoever's summary is the best, and use it. Also the winner will get a special preview of the next chapter. So start coming up with summaries. And don't forget to review.