Emmett POV

"Yeah, yeah Edward I got it." I mumbled. Damn he was being so pushy lately. Of course I didn't mind watching Bella but God I have been so bored lately.

Alice has been keeping me under house arrest so I can help her prepare for the wedding and Rose has been mad at me ever since I totaled her car by mistake. I decided to call Bella to check in and make sure she hasn't fallen down the stairs yet. I dialed her number and waited for her to pick up.

"Hello?"

"Hey Kiddo! What cha up to?" I asked.

"Oh not much just reading, what about you?" Ha! She would be reading. Oh well, at least it's better than gluing sparkles to tablecloths. Quick! Make it seem like I'm doing something cool!

"Not much, just chilling with pops. Now I just wanted to call and let you know that if you need anything, I will be there in the blink of an eye. Seriously, if you so much as even break a nail I want you to call me because if you don't Edward will most likely rip my arm off". Oh God, I remember the last time he ripped my arms off! It hurt like hell!

"Don't worry Em; he already gave me this speech. I doubt anything will happen but if it does, you'll be the first to know."

"Alright little sis! Well I'll leave you to your nerdy book. Remember- CALL ME! PEACE!" I could hear her giggle as she hung up the phone. I love Bella; she really is a great little sister. Although I would never admit it, I'm happy for Edward. Seriously Bella has completely taken him from utterly depressed to somewhat depressed since they've been going out.

I continued to do "my chores" as Alice put it for what seemed like days, but only equated to being about an hour and a half. I decided to stop doing all these fruity wedding preparations so I went up to Carlisle's office to see what he was up to. As I went up to his office, I saw Edward's room door cracked open. He never really lets me in there, and curiosity took the better of me so I opened the door and scanned the room for anything I could potentially use as blackmail.

The room basically consisted of music and stereo systems. I looked through his drawers hoping to find something and the only thing remotely funny was that he kept a picture of Bella in his underwear drawer. Man! It's almost as if he knew I was going to invade his room so he hid all the juicy evidence!

After making sure each and every item was placed exactly the way it was before I was here, my phone rang in my pocket causing me to jump and hit my head that held all his music. It really was like a domino effect as they slid off the shelf and hit the floor.



"Oh well…" I thought to myself. I looked at the caller ID on my phone and it read 'Edward". Oh crap, I hope that little pixie didn't see that happen! I flipped open the phone nervous to hear what was on the other line.

"Hey Eddie! What's a happening man?"I tried to keep it cool.

"Oh, not much Emmie. just calling to ask you why the fuck you are in my room!" Damnit!

"Well I'm not going to lie brother, I was curious."

"Yeah well guess what Emmett, curiosity killed the cat! So when I get home you will get exactly what you deserve!" Man Edward was seething! I had to fix this somehow.

"Dude, I really am sorry but come on! You never let me in your room so I figured I'd just take a gander! Hey, I'll clean up everything and when you come back it will be as if I was never even in there okay?" I tried reasoning with the beast on the other line.

"Ugh…fine Emmett. I swear to God though, if I come home and even one album is not in the correct order I will remove each of your fingers one by one and tape them to your back!" Oh shit!

"Edward, you have my word!" How the hell was I going to manage this one?

"Goodbye."

"Bye Brother!" This was going to take forever.

When I was certain everything was correctly organized like the other shelves of outdated music, my phone rang. I instantly reached for it and saw it was Bella. Oh crap, what happened now?

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Cliffie! I know, I'm sorry but I will be posting chapter four tonight! Thank you all for your reviews