Ch.2 Bear Wrestling
Emmett's POV
Huh, Carlisle had a point; I mean he's pursuing his "dream". Why can't I do something that I want do? "Emmett, what are you thinking!" Edward yelled. Oh crap! I forgot Edward's always listening. He needs to get a life. "I have a life thank you very much! My life's filled with bunnies and unicorns," "Hey Eddie, what about me?" "Oh and Bella, and we love each other very much!" Yeah he always says that but when is he gonna do the dirty deed? Whatever, time to annoy Edward out of my head…
I'm too
sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurts
And
I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
"EMMETT!"
Uh-oh.
F
is for friends who do stuff together
U is for U and me
N is for
anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue sea
"EMMETT!F is for fire that I'll burn you with
U's for
uranium... bombs
N is for no survivors when I..."
"Good job, Edward! You learned part of my song!"
"I'm going to kill you Emmett!"
"Sorry
Edward! Uh…I love you; you love me
we're a happy family
with
a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
Won't you say you
won't kill me!" I said, already running.
…..
Later after Edward stopped chasing me for annoying Bella, or so he said! I heard her laughing! I'm not crazy! Now I'm sure Edward won't bother me, I must find a phonebook and the phone. I'm sure we have one of those around here somewhere, right?!
"Hello?" somebody on the other line asked. "Hello, I'm calling to see if you have any open positions on your team," I said. "Well that depends… what occupation do you have in mind?" Occupation? What does that mean? "Uh you mean jobs?" I asked. "Yes job, position, occupation," the woman said. "Well I'm quite experienced with bear wrestling…" Later, I hung up the phone and ran out of the room. Must find the others…
"Emmett, why did you decide to do this?" I frowned. Of course Alice already knew.
"ahem, now we know that Carlisle decided to become a lumberjack…" I trailed off as Edward stared at me in shock. "I'm gonna be a bear wrestler with the circus!" I said. "Emmett, darling, well you eat the bears." Esme said. "Don't worry, mom. I have it all worked out! I perform only every other show and I'll be able to keep my hunger in check." I grinned. " I didn't think that you thought it through, Emmett. I trust you Emmett." Esme finally said. "Well I don't! I'm coming with you Emmett!" Rosalie yelled. "Besides," she said, planting a kiss on his cheek, " I'm not letting you out of my sight!" And my new adventure began.
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