A/N: I apologize for leaving you all with this drabble. I know it's not the funny I promise, but when I get back on Monday from my friend's RENT themed sleepover, I'm certain I'll get some sort of inspiration.
His mother had died a year before he went to school. It hurt, yes, but he didn't cry. His brothers accused him of not owning a heart.
Galinda had refused his silly requests of love, each time making more of an elaborate excuse. Soon he found her hanging on to Fiyero for dear life. But even then he kept up his wit, refusing to let that hurt him.
Nessa had some how fallen for him and multiple times he turned her down. Then she took his heart. Literally.
But the wizard gave it back. The Wonderful Phony Wizard of Oz gave him back a heart. Now he knew he had one, because as he sat alone on a stump in the middle of a forest, he realized that it was breaking.