Momomonkey

Chapter two

It was almost dawn, and we woke Nessie and Jake, because they really wanted to come. I even insisted on them staying, but they really had to come. So I gave up. Edward and I were late-hunting, for the safety of whatever these people smell like. I was still a newborn, but it was almost over. But I still wanted to be sure.

"Are you satisfied, love?" Edward asked me. After a mountain lion, two bears and a few deer, I was mostly full.

"You could say that I was, Eddie bear," I used his pet name, Eddie Bear, which sounded like teddy bear.

"Then you can get down from that tree?" I was getting ready for that last catch, a buck was going to show up anytime now.

"One more," I begged, he looked up at me, "please?" "Fine," He said. I could smell the buck coming up in a few seconds. It walked up, under my shady tree, and lay down in the shade. I jumped on it, then bit through its back, and sucked the blood. It was dead after I started sucking. The blood was so very warm, and delicious, but it should satisfy me for now. I stood up, in front of Edward.

"Now we can go." We found Renesmee and Jake, and we ran to the front of the house. It was an hour after dawn, and everyone was in the front. We had nothing to do for a few hours, so Rose, Edward and I started playing with Nessie. Jacob was still in his wolf form, holding the clothes from yesterday.

A few hours passed, and we were waiting for the five people to pop up around here. Then we heard a thump. It came from behind us.

CARLISLE POV

THUMP, BAM! The sound came from behind us. I picked up the familiar scent, and I knew who it was.

"Hey, guys," I started, but Edward took it from there.

"Carlisle knows one of these people." I saw Bella and Rosalie frown. Jasper and Emmet were just staring. Renesmee had stopped playing when she heard the loud thump. Jacob started running towards the sound. He had dropped his clothes to go. We followed him.

"And that's why you don't say it that way," I heard my friend say, "This place is familiar." He finally was aware of the scene.

"Yeah, it reminds me of church, except church doesn't have a couch and a TV," the little boy said. "Your right and church doesn't have three stories," The girl joked. Alice ran up to her.



"I love your clothes! Is that a Titas Tank Top?" Alice asked, very hoppy and jumpy.

"Yeah, it is!" She got hoppy jump too, "Who are you?" Then she stopped. Alice stopped too.

"I am Alice Cullen, silly!" She answered. The girl nodded, "I am Alex Russo, wow! We both have A names!" She compared, getting hoppy jumpy again. "That is so cool!" I already knew the two girls would get along, all fashion, black spiky hair, except Alex's was longer. I also knew that Esme and Mrs. Russo would get along, too. I walked up to my old friend.

"Carlisle!" Mr. Russo shouted, "Hello, old friend!" Carlisle greeted him. Then he stopped and stared. "Who are these… lovely people?" He asked.

"This is my wife, Esme, and my adopted children, Alice and her husband Jasper, Emmet and his wife, Rosalie, Edward and his wife, Bella, and their biological child, Renesmee." Carlisle explained.

"Ok, good, for a second I thought it was an immortal child," Mr. Russo said, laughing.

The little boy was standing next to Emmet. "Hi," he said. "Hi," Emmet said back. Then they started telling jokes to each other immediately. Jacob had joined them. Then the boy just stared. Jacob barked.

"Is this your pet?" He asked Emmet. "No," Emmet said.

"Then what is he?" Emmet answered, "A werewolf," They started laughing. Unnoticed, Jake had phased back, and got dressed as quick as he could. The he was right behind them. He put his hand on both of their heads and said, "No, really!" "AHH!" The boy ran away, shocked. Emmet and Jacob started laughing. The only people left were Rose, Edward, and Jasper. Who seemed to have an interest in the other boy. His name was Justin. The other boy's name was Max. The woman's name was Theresa. And was getting along fine with Esme. Alex had started showing them tricks she learned. Alice already knew they were wizards and witches.

"Put your hands on your head, like this," Alex showed her, her hands holding her head. Alice copied it. "Cranium Revolous!" Everyone's head started spinning, except for Carlisle and Mr. Russo, who had been paying attention. "Cool!" Alice yelled. Then it stopped, and everyone started groaning dizzily.

"Are you going to stay for a while?" Carlisle asked. Mr. Russo thought for a while.

"Why not, staying with some friendly vampires isn't bad, right?" He said out loud. Every one had stopped moving.

"So you're a vampire?" Max asked Emmet. "Yes," He answered.

"Cool!" Emmet was glad he didn't do anything like freak out. Then max looked at Jacob, who was holding Renesmee.

"And you?" He asked Jake. "No, I am a werewolf." Max started laughing again. Then he phased into the wolf creature. "AHH!" Max ran away again.

Momomonkey: And now it is time for tricks and Jokes by the very own Emmet and Max!

Max: Knock, knock!

Emmet: Who's there?

Max: Banana!

Emmet: Banana Who?

MAX REPEATS IT TEN TIMES.

Max: Knock, knock!

Emmet: (Annoyed) who's there?

Max: Orange!

Emmet: Orange who?

Max: I can change an orange into a cupcake!

Emmet: (Looks at the orange in his hand) really? Can I have one? (Hands him the orange)

Max: (Turns it into a cupcake, and started eating it)

Emmet: Hey!

Max: Why should I? You won't eat it anyway.

Audience: Ha, ha, hahaha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-ha!

Emmet: (Looks at audience) it's not funny! (Walks off stage)

Max: (Looks at audience, has nothing to do) and that was jokes and tricks by Emmet and Me!

CURTAIN CLOSES AUDIENCE CLAPS