Momomonkey

Chapter three

ALEX POV

This is so hilarious! A few minutes ago we were practicing spells! I was doing "Transportium next door petorium!" But then dad started waving his hands like, "DON'T WAVE THE WAND!" Too late! Ha-ha! What a laugh! Now everyone in the room is at this white church! It appears a family of vampires' lives here! But these vampires aren't dangerous. So this girl named Alice, she reminds me of Harpford! Except Better!

"Is that a Titas Tank Top?" She asked me. "Yeah, it is!" We were both hoppy and jumpy. Alice was very pixie like. She was smaller than the others. "Who are you?" We both stopped.

"I am Alice, Silly!" We both loved fashion! And she was funny! We watched as everyone made friends. Apparently a werewolf scared Max. "And I am Alex! Wow! A names!" Alice Alex, Alice Alex, they sound the same after you say them enough. "That's so cool!" Alice said in her pretty pixie like voice. Then I came up with the best idea!

"Put your hands on your head like this!" I held my head in place. She mimicked me.

"Cranium Reolvis!" Apparently, the guy with blond hair and pale skin and my dad held their heads too. Dang! But everyone else's heads span around and around. Then it stopped. Everyone groaned.

"Cool! How did you do that?" Alice half lied.

"I'm a witch silly!" I told her.

"Right, I knew that!" She was telling the truth, I could tell. Then my dad said, "Why not? What could go wrong with staying here for a vacation with a few friendly vampires?" Then I stopped.

"You're a vampire?" I asked, "Yes," She said. "Rock on!" I yelled, "Vampires are cool. Except for the blood part." She nodded while saying, "We are vegetarians. We could take you hunting," "That would be so cool!" I agreed. So I would go hunting with her, I will get to see what it would be like to be a vampire!

"You can share a room with me!" Alice suggested. "Yeah!" That's a good idea!

It was night time, but I wasn't tired. This is going to be fun! We are leaving in a few minutes; Alice was telling me some rules and warnings.



"Remember, if one of us comes towards you, you run to tell one of us. But if we are too close to you, wake us up," I nodded, "And if you're not asleep?" I asked, "Then nothings wrong." She shrugged while saying it. Max wanted to come too. And he will be joining us.

"Two more things, make sure Max doesn't jump towards us while we focus, that can get him in danger. And try to keep away from Bella while she's hunting, unless she's awake. She was changed less than a year ago, she's under control mostly, but just stay away when she hunts to be safe." I nodded again. Then she stopped. "False alarm, Bella's not coming. She went hunting last night with Edward."

"So that means I am safe, for now," I asked. "Mostly," That's fine with me.

"RACE YOU THEIR SLOW POKES!" Emmet yelled.

"I have an idea. Hold my hand." Then I said, "We need to win a race really bad," Then I stopped and thought. Am I supposed to do the 2 line thingy? The spell can be really long. I shrugged.

"We need to win a race really bad."

"Take us to the spot that Emmet is racing us to."

"So if wee win the race it would make us quite glad."

We teleported really far, and heard Emmet in the distance. Ha! We beat him! We beat him! I started doing a happy dance. When I saw them staring at me, I stopped.

"You cheated, Wizard Girl!" Emmet said, panting. I knew he wasn't that tired, for a vampire. He must have run very fast, that if he were human, he would have fainted, so for a vampire, that is tiring.

"So? Too bad you're not a wizard, vampire boy!" I shouted back. I knew what he was going to say next.

"Wow, you got some backtalk!" He commented.

"Thanks for admitting that, why don't you say it to the camera," I joked.

"What camera?" He asked. I pointed, and a camera appeared. "That camera." He looked over there dumbstruck. "That wasn't there before," He complained. "Whatever, when is everyone else going to get here?" I asked. Alice looked at nothing. I waved my hand in front of her. Then she said, "They're coming." I didn't ask.

After a while a waiting, I saw their heads snap up. What are they staring at? A moment later, I saw Jasper with Max on his back, Rosalie gliding with them, not much of the run, but still fast. Esme and Carlisle were gliding with her.

That Max, demanding piggy-back rides because he wasn't that fast.

"I will go with Alice first. You know, to be safe," I suggested. They all shrugged. Everyone ran in different directions, with Max still on Jasper's back. Alice didn't run, because I was with her. She walked towards an animal I couldn't hear or see.

"There is a deer over by that tree," I couldn't see anything, because it was dark. I watched her figure move until I heard the animal run towards me. Then Alice stopped it, and bit it, drinking its blood. It was a terrible sight, seeing a deer die, but I guess it wasn't a big deal. Then I had a great idea.

ALICE POV

After I drank all of the deer's blood, I saw Alex with an up-to-no-good smile.

"Hey Alice," She asked. "No," I disagreed already.

"Yes," This was going to get crazy. "I will turn myself into a vampire for the whole night!" This wasn't good, not at all.

Momomonkey: And now it is time for-

Audience person: We already know! Get on with it!

Momomonkey: Ok, fine! (Speaks like a vampire, so fast no one knows what she says) Tricks and Jokes by the very own Emmet and Max!

Audience: What did she say?

CURTAIN OPENS EMMET IS THE ONLY ONE ONSTSAGE

Emmet: So, because of all the tricks Max has done on me, it is payback time. We told him to come here late!

Audience: Ha ha!

Emmet: So anyway, we have put this bucket of chocolate sauce over this wall and door. (Points at door at the other side of stage) And he'll go through that door because we put a broken sign on the other door. We have some people secretly video taping him, so you'll be able to see it through this TV! (Points at TV over his head Turns TV on)

Max: (Walking to the door) Door broken. I bet it is a trick. Or is it? I mean it is a trick show, but of course, it is only for the show.

CAMERA BLURS OFF

Audience: Awww.

Emmet: Don't worry. We'll still see it happen.

FRONT DOOR OPENS

Max: Hello?

TV FALLS ON EMMET

Emmet: (Squashed) Did I mention… it really was… broken?

Max: So it wasn't broken! I knew it was a trick! The camera man was right!

Emmet: So the camera man told you?

Max: No

CURTAIN CLOSES

Momomonkey: And that was Jokes and Tricks by Emmet and Max! Also! This is new! We are running out of ideas for Emmet and Max to do! So please send us some ideas through reviews or just send us some! You can also give us some ideas for the show! Bye!

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