Momomonkey

Here is chapter 4.

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ALICE POV

I looked at Alex, begging her not to. She didn't listen. Instead she just thought of the perfect spell. She thought for a long while. Finally, to my horror, she said, "I want to become a vampire for a day and a night, and doing it without the cause of any fright!" There was smoke around her; I coughed because of the smoke. It cleared off, and Alex looked mostly the same, except for a little difference in her face, and bright red eyes. Her hand immediately went to hold her throat. She started screaming and gasping.

"Why does my throat hurt so much?" He said in between gasps.

"Well, by turning into a vampire, that makes you a newborn. You need blood," I explained.

"Like that helps! How do I hunt?" I told her that she does it with instinct. She'll be able to feel were the closest prey is, and then she'll catch it by instinct. She nodded, but still gasping. She sensed were it was, but the rest didn't go so well. She started off well, and then she went for too much. Why does she want so much? That's not supposed to happen!

"I am taking you to Carlisle!" I decided.

"What? No, you can't! Taking me to Carlisle will let my dad know, and I will get in big trouble!" She shouted.

"Well, you should've thought of that before you turned yourself into a vampire!" I shouted back, angrily. I took her by the wrists, shoving her back to Carlisle's house. She nearly twisted my wrist as she struggled to go back. She was too strong, because she was a newborn. She looked at me, begging to keep a secret.

"Don't tell anyone, or I will break your wrists. And if I am in trouble, I might even consider doing something else." She warned. I took a step back.

"Now, Alex, don't get to upset, it'll make you go crazy. You'll go mad!" I warned her. Despite her warning. It was too late. The snap came up, and she'll go for any human she smells. Everyone is in danger. She ran started running, faster than I have ever seen. I could tell she could smell blood. By the streets. The volturi might even come by before this is over. Luckily Carlisle will hear of it.

I went to tell Edward, the fastest of us to try to find her. Then I stopped. Suddenly I was in the kitchen already. I saw Alex, her eyes bright as ever, cornering Theresa. She launched at her, and then I was back here, still in the forest. Running towards the house. This was also bad. Why would she want to kill her mother? And was she really that bloodthirsty? I urged myself forward. If I was going to stop her, I might as well stop her now.

I saw the small, aqua river in the distance. I ran faster the closer I was to the shallow river. I took the large step up and jumped over it. It really isn't that hard to do any of these things. I raced towards 

the entrance of the big white house. Carlisle wasn't in the main room. I raced towards his mini lab. He was typing on the computer. He turned around to look at me with. Our parallel liquid gold eyes starting at each other.

"What is it? What is the problem, Alice?" He asked, staring at my worried look.

"It's Alex. Call the family to the Family Room; I have to talk to them all. Even the Russo's."

We set off to the rooms that the Russo's were staying in. Every one was asleep, except for Max and Alex. He woke them up gently, trying not to alarm them. Of course, Justin was the hardest to wake up, because he was only a teenager.

"Why should I wake up?" He muttered.

"It is your sister." His eyes popped open like Renesmee's did yesterday. This time it was tenser.

"Ok, what did she do this time?" He demanded me.

"I will tell you when you get yourself downstairs," I warned him. Then Carlisle told them to get downstairs, and he went to find the others.

It was already a half-hour later, everyone was in the family room, waiting for them to get here. Then I saw what I was waiting for, a group of vampires, running to the house. When they got close enough, I could feel them coming closer. Their feet making a gently song. They weren't gliding, but jogging. Max was still on Jaspers back. This explains why they were behind every one. When they sat down on the couch a few quick seconds later, I started explaining.

"Why would she do that?" Max asked.

"Well, she wanted to hunt, I think."

"She didn't want to hunt; she wanted to be a vampire." Edward had said, angrily.

"She is in big trouble! If she drinks blood, the days will double for when she is a vampire!" Mr. Russo warned us. That meant the volturi could come and kill her when she is still a vampire. A trouble tracker is probably seeing her right now.

"That's not the only thing," Bella said, eyes wide open, staring at nothing.

"What could possibly be worse than now?" Theresa asked. Probably the most clueless here. Well… Other than Max.

"The volturi," Bella and I said at the same time.

"By the way, Alice thinks you're both clueless," Edward tattled to Theresa and Max. I glared at him, while he gave me the, 'What a laugh!' look.

"The volturi, who are they?" Justin asked.

"They are a large group of vampires that live in Italy. They make certain rules, like no immortal children," Mr. Russo started, "But that was centuries ago. Now they look for trouble to kill innocent vampires. Like Alex."

"And Irina." Everyone stared at Bella, and then she explained, "About ten months ago…

"Before I became a vampire, I was pregnant with Edward. But Renesmee was too strong. I still loved her, even when she was killing me. Jacob imprinted on her. By the way, that means promises to someone that they love so much that they can't control. It is only for werewolves. Anyway, when she grew older, at an incredibly high speed, Irina had come to visit. When she was first transformed, her parents were punished because she was an immortal child, with the rest of her siblings. She was sitting on a rock, over by a hill. Then Jake had caught her attention. Renesmee had caught something, and he howled with glee.

"Thus leading to her thinking that Nessie was an immortal child. She went the group that calls themselves the volturi, and told them about her. We had gathered as much witnesses ad possible, to keep the volturi from killing her. Or us. When they came, the leader, Aro, was convinced that she wasn't made into an immortal, or was she at all! Then he asked Irina if this was Renesmee. She said it was, but she couldn't be immortal! For she was older than when she saw her.

"Because it was false, they burned her. She was innocent. For she didn't even know, nor wait for us to explain, but the volturi killed her. And that is that." Justin gulped.

"I understand that they aren't good people, but why kill the innocent?" He asked.

"No one knows. But there are rumors that they are destruct-thirsty. That they have killed so much of the guilty, that they want to kill more. They'll want to kill anything, no matter how little they did," Rosalie said. Everyone nodded.

"So here is the plan!" Esme started.

Momomonkey: Umm… Hello, folks…! The Max and Emmet show are… err… taking a vacation. So instead, here are some blonde jokes from Jacob Black. Today the blonde is Carlisle!

Jacob: Hello! I used to do this at another fanfiction you may have read! Momomonkey was so experienced by the idea that she decided to try it in this story!

Carlisle: I don't understand why I am here. Can't you use someone like Rose, or Jasper?

Jacob: I already did them on the other fanfiction!

Carlisle: (Groans) Ok, what is the joke.

Jacob: Why did the blonde go to the post office 30 times?

Carlisle: I already know the answer-

Jacob: Just go with the plan!

Carlisle: Fine.

Jacob: …

Carlisle: … Why?

Jacob: Because the blonde's computer kept saying, 'YOU HAVE MAIL!'

CARLISLE COMPUTER: YOU HAVE MAIL!

Carlisle: (Looks at computer, writes note, walks off stage)

CURTAIN CLOSES. NOTE ON FLOOR.

Momomonkey: (Reads note) off to the post office. (Shows Audience note) ok! That was the end of Blonde jokes with Jacob Black.

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