Chapter Two

I sighed and looked at Sakura's user name:

Strawberry-Hair

"You've got to be kidding me...strawberry hair? That's like strawberry shortcake on crack," I said.

Sakura laughed. "I couldn't think of anything better."

"Well...let me try. I think I know what might stand out for Itachi."

She smirked. "Of course you would."

After a moment of thinking, it came to me.

You-want-it

"Sasuke! That's way too suggestive!" Sakura said in panic.

I rolled my eyes. "We'll change it to someone else once Itachi starts talking to you."

We waited for a while, both of us blankly staring at the computer screen.

A window suddenly popped up.

"There's my bro," I said, unenthusiastically.

Uchiha101: hey sakura, looks like you changed your name

Well...no duh, I wanted to respond back, but with Sakura right behind me, I knew I shouldn't.

You-want-it: yeah, i did. you like it?

Uchiha101: sounds a little too feisty for you

You-want-it: wanna bet?

"Sasuke!" Sakura screamed. "You're making me sound like a whore!"

"It's not that bad. My brother doesn't have that sick of a mind," I reassured her.

Uchiha101: u betcha baby!

I stared at the screen in disbelief.

It was different talking to Itachi when you're really suppose to be a girl.

Uchiha-101: tk

"tk?" Sakura asked.

"Totally kidding, learn your internet language," I said with a smirk.

She just rolled her eyes.

You-want-it: ...you scared me there for a second

Uchiha101: did i? sorry, but a man has to have a wild side

You-want-it: of course they do, thats how babies are made :)

"Oh my God, Sasuke, stop it!!"

"This is like torture for you, isn't it?"

Uchiha101: lol, i never thought you would be the one to have a corrupted mind

You-want-it: oh, i can when i want 2

Uchiha101: ;) and it just so happens to be around me

Sakura gasped. "Did he just flirt with me?" She asked.

"Yep." Even though it was technically me...but that's just nasty.

You-want-it: i guess you're special 3

Uchiha101: my mommy says i'm special

You-want-it: i'm not your mommy!

Uchiha101: or are you?

You-want-it: depends...who's your daddy?

I looked back at Sakura. She was very tense. "What's wrong?" I asked her.

"If Itachi ever asks me out...I won't be able to pull this off..."

"Yeah, you will...I'll help."

"No, it won't work...this is all useless...he's falling for you, Sasuke, not me!"

I got off of the chair. "You wanna type?"

"It's alright...maybe next time. I think it'll just make me look bipolar."

I laughed. "Yeah, probably."

"Can we at least change my name, though...?" Sakura asked.

"Yeah, sure, what to?"

"Um..." She bit her lip. "I suck at names."

"Okay."

"Wait!"

"Too late."

Uchiha101: -shifty eyes- i think he's a little old for u

i-suck-at-names: dang it...

Uchiha101: lol, maybe try his son... ;)

i-suck-at-names: which one?

Uchiha101: which one do you like better?

I looked at Sakura. "This is your choice."

"That's not fair..."

I smirked.

i-suck-at-names: that's not fair...

Uchiha101: true, one of them is gay

I gritted my teeth. He would say that. "You take over," I ordered Sakura.

"But-"

"Hey, you're the one that wants to talk to him."

Sakura sighed. "Fine, but if I don't know what to say, you help. Deal?"

"Deal."

i-suck-at-names: don't talk about Sasuke that way

I wanted to smack my forehead. There was one out of three strikes.

Uchiha101: sorry, but its true

i-suck-at-names: even if it is true, just leave Sasuke alone

Two strikes.

Uchiha101: what are you, his bodyguard?

i-suck-at-names: -rolls eyes-

Three strikes.

"Let me take over," I said.

"Why?"

"Otherwise you're going to get killed at school on Monday."

Uchiha101: -rolls eyes-

i-suck-at-names: ;) i must be so kewl if your copying me

Uchiha101: u wish

i-suck-at-names: -shrugs- i guess i do

Uchiha101: r u bipolar or something?

Sakura laughed. "Told you so."

i-suck-at-names: -shifty eyes- mayyyyyyybbbbeeeeeee...

Uchiha101: go be friends with Juugo then

Sakura laughed again.

Juugo was...to put nicely, the school's biggest freak. He had random violent outbursts that only I could control.

i-suck-at-names: yeah, maybe i could be a juugo whisperer with Sasuke

Uchiha101: lol, don't make him attack me

i-suck-at-names: i promise i won't :)

Uchiha101: good (btw i like your new username)

i-suck-at-names: it tells nothing but the truth

Uchiha101: lol

"Hey Sasuke..."

"Yeah?"

"How can you flirt with your brother so easily?"

I froze for a minute. Holy crap, I forgot I was even talking to my brother.

I was falling for my brother.

And he was falling for me.

He just didn't know it yet.