Arfea: Alright...sincesomeone already showed you a bit of this chapter...

Alcy: tee hee

Arfea: --'''

Alcy: Recap-Elrond killed Arwen and Bilbo...and Galadriel told Elrond that their child would have saved Elrond's life...and thats basically all...

Arfea: And Legolas has sworn off sex for hairdressing...(why did i do that?)

Dissy: Because it was the first thing to come to your mind...anyway...yada yada yada...the 2 A's don't own LOTR... the Tolkiens and PJ own it...we are not saying anything about the actors' or actually characters' sexuality...and we are def. not homophobic...or making fun of people who are homosexual...

Arfea: Honestly! We love all kinds of people

Alcy: --''' 'Fea...thats enough

Arfea: No, really, we do!

Ghost of Previous Disclaimer: knocks Arfea unconscious No one cares about you and I blame you for not saving me!

Arfea: XX

Chapter 4: We're off to see the hairdresser!

Legolas had suddenly transformed into a hair-dresser looking person and had opened his own Shop. All of those in Galadriel's line had switched and were waiting for legolas to do their hair. he was a surprisingly good stylist and soon became all the rage in Middle Earth, excluding Moria which had no contact with the outside world and were dead dwarves anyway. Gimli was first in line and was bragging about swimming with little hairy women to all who would listen, which was no one. ( If you haven't seen the extended DVD version of ROTK then you have no idea what you're missing!)

10 minutes later, Frodo came back. Merry had a weird bruise for some reason on his face. We will never know why. Anyway, he saw the line of people and started crying. But, we almost had something special Legolas! He wailed.

Suddenly Elrond was wheeled in on a stretcher, bleeding profusely. Both medics were doing some kind of test and turned to face the elf-lord.

I'm sorry sir, but it appears that in order to live, you need half elf half hobbit blood transfused right away. Unfortunately, there are no crossbreeds around or that ever existed. Sorry buddy, you are dead in 2 minutes. Elrond's face screwed into a look of deep pain, NOOO! My grandchild, ah well ,it was a bastard child anyway. Goodbye cruel world Arwen, i'm- wait, i killed you, crap, eternity with a pissed-off, continuosly pregnant daughter. I'm doomed. He then keeled over and died, even though he was lying on a stretcher.

Galadriel walked away from legolas's shop with an awesome new hairdo. Oh Elrond! look at my pretty new hair! Yours still sucks haha. Oh... you're dead. ... yay! she then proceeded to skip away merrily.

Frodo was up next in line for a haircut. uh... hi, Legolas.

Legolas looked around. Hello? who said that?

Frodo sweatdropped. DOWN HERE, YOU DUNDERHEAD! Legolas placed his hands on his hips angrily, (yes i know this is girly, but i still love u legolas! Arfea, who has woken up,turns to real Legolas and glomps him) You know mister, I'm bein really nice by even trying to tame your unruly locks! Extra ten dollars for you and a fifteen minute wait as well. Aragorn, who had been assisting Legolas and secretly pinching his arse turned and pointed out, That's beyond gay Legolas. Frodo hopped up and down indignantly, MY LINE!Ok, then, you can say it.Thank you, Aragorn. He turned to Legolas. Once again, That's beyond Gay, Legolas.Well, now you have to go to the end of the line, missy.IM NOT A GIRL! Frodo shouted in his... OH! Pink frilly dress with matching eye shadow! good choice, frofro (Frodo: Don't call me that! Alcy:P fine Odorf. Frodo: TT).

Oh. sorry, the long hair and... dress and... eyeshadow and... the sign that gimli is holding behind you that says GIRL' with an arrow pointing at you made me think otherwise.

Frodo promptly turned around to discover that indeed, Gimli was holding such a sign. He grinned sheepishly. GIVE ME THAT! Frodo grabbed the sign away. Turning back to Legolas, he yelled YOU KNOW ME YOU NITWIT! IM FRODO! FRODO! E$#$W$$#$!Sorry, FROD-A, but you still must go to the end of the line. Next please! Pippin eagerly stepped forward, Some people aren't rude like you, Froda. Now get out of my chair! Froda sighed and trudged to the end of the line. Pippin on the otherhand, had a wonderful time chatting with Legolas and Aragorn, not Gimli, and his hair was styled beautifully. Thank you very much Legolas! I'll call you tonight after my date with Dom-I mean, Merry to tell you all the details! Pippin cheerfully waved goodbye as Legolas tried to protest, Not all the details, please!What are you talking about, silly, of course all the details! bye! he then skipped away merrily to... Merry... go figure.

5 hours later, Fro-duh walked up to the chair again. Ok, can I have my hair cut now?Sure, you are the last person in line after all, I'm about to close. hmm, it'll have to be quick then because Pippin should be ringing me any time now. Ok! Snip, snip snip...BUZZZZ! Ok i'm done now! Take a look! Legolas held out the mirror, which Fro-duh had to grab and pull downwards in order to see, then shrieked in horror! he now had a mohawk and the words Froda shaved into the back of his head.

WHAT THE HELL! &#$(&)(&$$&)& $#$#$ #$#$#$#$#$#&())(&&# . Legolas, completley ignoring the obvious wrath of his customer, pushed him out the door and closed up as Frodo continues to swear profusely.

Elrond, from heaven, looked down at them from the clouds, sighed, and then got pulled back into wherever he was to get pummeled more by his pissed off daughter. (Alcy: ... ... that was random.)

Legolas, feeling merciful let frodo out and handing her i mean him a bottle. "Quick grow hair, if you want it, 2 rinses and then wait an hour" Frodo eagerly nodded her...his head and took off excitedly. Legolas sighed "He's so cute and small... makes me wish to go back to the old days again..." the phone then rung. he answered it.

"'lo? OH, hi Pippin! whats up, then?... What? she really said that? what nerve!" He then proceeded to gossip with his "girlfriend" and snacked on carrot sticks while continuing to chat away. Meanwhile Frodo was feeling very sorry for himself and his rude actions with Legolas...deciding to try and win his girMAN! his man back, he quickly went to the 24 hour weapons shop and bought Legolas a beautiful new set of arrows and a large straberry cake, low fat because he knew legolas was watching his hips...

Meanwhile, Aragorn and Merry were having a wonderful time, doing... ahem yeah... Anyway, when they were done, they started to have a conversation. "Merry, whats frodo gonna think about all this? Aren't you two going out?" "Nah, we decided to just be friends who have occasional sex. I think he's looking into a relationship with Legolas, but the only thing thats going to get him to stop thinking about hair is... aw who cares, come here you!" Merry then pounced on Aragorn, and they started AGAIN! Geez, this story is so gay, but we likes it, don't we precious?

Pippin meanwhile was questioning what had happened to his date and was now crying to Legolas "Oh Legolas," he wailed "I have to tell you something! My true love is dead and has been for sometime! I meant to hide it but its too hard!" Legolas gasped, "It wasn't, really?" He asked astonishedly, Pippin nodded, although they were on the phone and legolas couldn't see him, "yes, I was in love with boromir!"

Alcy: Bwahaha! T3h ev0l cl1ffhanger!
Arfea: slaps AlcySTOP SPEAKING L33T!
Alcy: TT Yeah, go cliffhangers.
Arfea: So, thank you all for reviewing. Now, we wish to reveal something to our diligent readers.
Alcy: snaps out of depression ahem We would like to announce that we finished this story before we even posted the first chapter.
Arfea: Yes. XD We are very evil to keep this from you, bwahahaha.
Alcy: o.O stop acting like me.
Arfea: O.O TTslaps herself about the face as punishment
Alcy: So, the more reviews we get, the quicker we shall post the next chapter. Then the cliffhanger will be lifted.
Arfea: comes to So, take it away, Samwise!
Samwise: Please Read and Review! OR ELSE!
Alcy: Or else What?
 Samwise: Or you will have to see Gimli naked!
Arfea: o.O THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
Chapter: knocks all 3 unconcious so that it doesn't have to put up with them yay, they're quiet.

Legolas: Do it for me? big shiny anime cute eyes
 Frodo: Dude, you can't handle the wide eyes look. Leave it to me. blinds everyone with his huge shiny innocent adorable eyes PWEEEEEESE?

Arfea: AHH! My eyes!