Hey, we're back! And it's only been a couple of... years? Yeah, years. Sorry about that. Anyways, we've got the second to last chapter. HOORAY aren't you excited?

... It was already written a couple years ago. We just never got around to posting it. We're sorry. D:

Meh. Enjoy yourselves.

Chapter 8: Things Are Now In Motion That Cannot Be Undone.

Previously, on A Gay Old Time...

"SILENCE!" commanded Fro-duh zombie king man dude woman... sir... thingy. "YOU MORONS HAVE ANGERED ME! FOR THAT, YOU ALL SHALL SUFFER!"

"What are you going to do to us, you heartless fiend?" Aragorn asked.

"I shall force you to watch... POKEMON ANIME!!!"

They all gasped as they were instantly transported to an iMax theatre, where pokemon anime was playing.

Arfea turns to Alcy, "That was incredibly cruel, Miss Nolien. But fun."

And so the fellowship and Galadriel were forced to watch 9 1/2 hours of the entire series of Pokemon, plus all the movies and fan movies, while Fro-duh Zombie and the zombie army took over Middle Earth, and the ping-pong table.

"No! Not the pingpong table!" Shouted Merry.

"Shut up! No one gives a crap about that thing." Aragorn (who shouted the previous whatever it was) was feeling the full effects of the 91/2 hours or torture. The others had lost their sanity and will to live long ago.

"I WANT TO END IT ALL! AND ROLL AROUND IN A PUDDLE OF BLUE JELLO!" shouted... someone.

"I want to kiss Rosie one last time before I die... All that pokemon has turned me heterosexual again..." Sam said to himself.

Legolas cried, "NO MORE PIKACHU!! I GIVE IN FRODO, FREE ME FROM THIS TORTURE!"

Fro-duhZombie appeared, "You will give in to me?" Legolas nodded. "You are free!"

Legolas jumped up, and, grabbing Fro-duhZombieKing's long sword, freed the rest of them...and they escaped through the exit...Legolas stopping long enought to say, "TRICKED YA, FRO-DUH!"

"Curses!" Froduh muttered to himself.

They ran back to Orthanc, where Legolas had realized, thanksto his loss of sanity, how to defeat the zombie king and return Frodo to normal. After freeing the ping-pong table and Orthanc from the grasp of the zombies, they all made a plan and prepared for the battle that would inevitably come...

Legolas turned to Aragorn as they were preparing for battle, "Do y'think the real Frodo actually cares about me?"

Aragorn shrugged, "Who knows?"

(Authoresses:WE DO!, Arfea: Well, actually, no we don't.)

Legolas sighed, "I dunno, but I wouldn't mind startin' a family. U'kno, little ones runnin around, all cute with pointy ears, of course, with Frodo's big eyes, they'd be absolutely adorable, don't you think?"

As Legolas fantasized, Aragorn rolled his eyes. "Height and race issues?"

Legolas snorted, "Your wife didn't think so!"

Aragorn nodded, "And look where that got her!"

Legolas sighed.

Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin were in the midst of an arguement.

"You can't go out and fight if your carrying a little one!" Said Merry.

"But I want to fight and save the one I love from dying... again!" cried out Pippin.

"I won't allow my niece or nephew to be killed in battle!" And with that, he knocked Pippin out and tied him to a bed, in a random bedroom...and left.

Suddenly, in front of them, appeared the Zombie king, and about 500,000,000,000 zombie soldiers.

"Eep." the... 10? Non-zombies said. Legolas stepped foreward, and Froduh Zombieking stood across from him a few feet away.

"Zombie King: I issue you a challenge."

Froduh squinted. "What kind of a challenge? What are the conditions?"

Legolas made a sudden movement, and Frodo dove for sting and stopped in midair, catching the ping-pong paddle that Legolas had tossed at him.

(sweatdrop for entire zombie army)

"If I win 2 games out of 3 in pingpong against you, you will leave Frodo's body and return him to normal, AND bring Boromir back to life in Non-Zombie condition. If you win, you may do with me what you like."

Fro-duhZombieKing, pondered for a moment, then grinned evilly. "I accept your challenge! Prepare to loose, Pretty Boy!"

"No Legolas, don't do this!" Cried out Aragorn.

"I must, for Pippin, and my sexlife..."

And so the game began. And everyone, including the Authoresses, watched, wondering what would happen. Legolas looked sad though, "When i defeat him, I'll have to give up my shop..."

"Legolas!" Aragorn shouted. "You don't have to give up your dream! You can pursue you passion and have a sex life too!"Legolas looked back with a serious look on his face for a moment. And then he smiled and turned toward the pingpong table, where Froduh waited, smirking

confidently. "You'll be mine, Legolas." "Yeah, right." Legolas served the ball, and the battle began.

Tune in next week for the Thrilling conclusion!

... or just whenever we get around to posting it. XD